my story - past 3 weeks on party poker

[Jordan 1]

this is obviously a troll post...c'mon guys.- Jordan

[werm 0]

"What do I do?"There is just so much I can't even figure out where to start, so I will just let the flame brigade come in and tear you a new one.  Welcome to the general forum.

I think this reply sums it up to a tee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL nice, suited!

[MilesZS 0]

Seriously, obeying the god damned rules is getting on my nerves. I hear all these crazy ass stories about people taking $100 or something to like $1000 in a day by being retarded and I end up wishing I were retarded. At least retarded until I hit a grand or two, then unretarded so that I'd drop too levels that make sense and actually get to keep my winnings.Please God... plesae... make me retarded, just for a bit.

[Mattnxtc 0]

Then I yanked back 400 bucks on 1k and playing 5/10 and lost it all in a day.Yeah, been meaning to thank you for that.

haha i get to be the first one to laugh...haha when u need a one liner..smash is the man

[lboarts 0]

Why not just play at a level you are comfortable at for a while?Btw, everyone goes broke, but I think you should stick to smaller buy in's are lower limits like 2/4. You seem to enjoy the challenge of building up with a small amount in front of you. Try to stick to that.  Also stop trying to force things after you've won a big amount. If things stick going against you, cash out a smaller amount... say 20 percent and go to work at a smaller limit with the rest of what you have. This way you have plenty of money online to build and you also are saving   (cashing out) your winnings.  I wish I would listen to my own advice. GL.

Dam, you know a lot of people

Wow you don't know how to spell 'damn' yet you will nit-pick one statement of mine out of two paragraphs.You had one sentence to ensure was error free and you blew it. Way to go!

LMAO, yes I blew it. Damnit!! I hate when I do that!

[Gstauf5420 0]

where the **** are all the flames i came to depend on, i think everyone is just in disbelief that this could possibly be serious

[lboarts 0]

where the censored are all the flames i came to depend on, i think everyone is just in disbelief that this could possibly be serious

There are three types of poker players in the world: Those who can do math, and those who cannotYou forgot those who can but choose not to because thier instincts are so finely tuned that doing math would only prevent them from maximizing thier brain's full potential.

[Mattnxtc 0]

where the censored are all the flames i came to depend on, i think everyone is just in disbelief that this could possibly be serious

i think its that we see it every week and its kinda old...every week we hear about how somebody puts 50 bucks on and turns it in to 10k...its not really worth the time or effort to make fun of the person anymoer

[WaitingforMyRuca 0]

Seriously, obeying the god damned rules is getting on my nerves.  I hear all these crazy ass stories about people taking $100 or something to like $1000 in a day by being retarded and I end up wishing I were retarded.  At least retarded until I hit a grand or two, then unretarded so that I'd drop too levels that make sense and actually get to keep my winnings.Please God... plesae... make me retarded, just for a bit.

Peter:..Hello Sally, h-hey its Peter Griffin. Yeah, that's right, senior prom, yeah it's been a while..so listen, um, I just found out that Im retarted and um, I'm just calling to let you know that uh, you might want to get yourself tested.

[na3r0k 0]

BR should = 300BB, you deserve to lose all your money playing with bad management online. Hopefully you lose again so you can stop being an idiot and do it right.... Actually nm keep staying in that lake that you've seemed to make a good place to settle in.

[rbakken2504 0]

Seriously, obeying the god damned rules is getting on my nerves.  I hear all these crazy ass stories about people taking $100 or something to like $1000 in a day by being retarded and I end up wishing I were retarded.  At least retarded until I hit a grand or two, then unretarded so that I'd drop too levels that make sense and actually get to keep my winnings.Please God... plesae... make me retarded, just for a bit.

Peter:..Hello Sally, h-hey its Peter Griffin. Yeah, that's right, senior prom, yeah it's been a while..so listen, um, I just found out that Im retarted and um, I'm just calling to let you know that uh, you might want to get yourself tested.

Might be one of the greatest posts EVER!!!

[GrinderMJ 0]

Seriously' date=' obeying the god damned rules is getting on my nerves. I hear all these crazy ass stories about people taking $100 or something to like $1000 in a day by being retarded and I end up wishing I were retarded. At least retarded until I hit a grand or two' date=' then unretarded so that I'd drop too levels that make sense and actually get to keep my winnings.Please God... plesae... make me retarded, just for a bit.[/quote'']Peter:..Hello Sally, h-hey its Peter Griffin. Yeah, that's right, senior prom, yeah it's been a while..so listen, um, I just found out that Im retarted and um, I'm just calling to let you know that uh, you might want to get yourself tested.

Chris: I can't believe my dad's a retard.Peter: Please Chris we prefer little people.

[mb5322 0]

when can we expect volume 2 of this novel?