MilesZS 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Seriously, just state your rules before the game. Or at least, when a guy walks in acting like a dick before he even sits down, be sure to say, "no slow-rolling, and if you declare yourself the loser, you are the loser no matter what your cards say, so you might as well flip your cards over if you're 'unsure'."He didn't really deserve getting thrown out for his slowroll, although it was uncalled for. However, the spilled beer on the felt (that evidently had a logo of a sports team, which makes it an even higher offense) was too far. Link to post Share on other sites
MilesZS 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Punctuation is your friend.And the ENTER key is his sworn enemy.You should look under the guys name and see where he is from before you criticize anybody. He is from Quebc, which is mostly French speaking. And I thought his English was pretty damn good.Poker is an international game, and this isn't a college English class, so quit bashing people, especially those from a different country who are here making a pretty damn coherent post.They don't have the ENTER key (or its French equivalent) on French-Canadian keyboards?I'm glad someone else said it so I didn't appear to be a d/ck. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anonymous Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Everyone speaks proficient English in Quebec.Yes, we speak the good english.Notre francais n'est pas pire aussi. Link to post Share on other sites
NinRipMexi 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 No one wants to mess with a poker ninja.You are to the beings right, friendling! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anonymous Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 :evil: My buddies and i play a regular game of Texas every 2nd Friday nothing outrageuos ,usually we'll play about 8hrs and have tournies of 25$ each throughout the night .Got any extra seats in these $25 tourneys? Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 so lets recap: you got pushed around by a superior player. Then you overplayed KQ and got busted. Then he slow rolled you. Then you have frankenstein use his head to open the door? puuuulease. If you think thats poor etiquette, i wouldnt get your hopes up about playing in a real game anytime soon. What are you gonna do when grampa on your left pulls a greenchip out of his underwear and tries to toss it in the pot, and calls everyone in sight a cunt/bitch/cocksucker when he loses the pot?perhaps you have misread the part were he spilled his beer all over the poker table after i told him 3x , that in itself is enough of a reason in my books , besides as i said earlier in other posts it is a home game , if Grampa throws in a green chip at the casino the i'm good with that i'll also pull out his chair for him when i bust him .ooooooooh, he spilled his beer? you shoulda lynched him. and i dont think you understand, grampa pulled it out from HIS UNDERWEAR. Link to post Share on other sites
budfox427 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 :shock:that actually happened? I thought you made that up. :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Okay, about the beer spilling. It's a poker table and stuff happens.Let's see, Friday night. I spilled my beer on my table twice, my friend spilled a glass of whiskey and another knowcked over my wifes rum & coke. We wiped it up and moved on. There are more imporatant things in life to stress over, how about putting that much effort into a good cause?Oh yeah, no stains on my table either, closed cell foam and pool felt are virtually indestructible. Link to post Share on other sites
coffeecake 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 :evil: My buddies and i play a regular game of Texas every 2nd Friday nothing outrageuos ,usually we'll play about 8hrs and have tournies of 25$ each throughout the night .Got any extra seats in these $25 tourneys?depends , do you slow roll ? More importantly do you know what a cup holder is for ? Link to post Share on other sites
NicksDad1970 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 so lets recap: you got pushed around by a superior player. Then you overplayed KQ and got busted. Then he slow rolled you. Then you have frankenstein use his head to open the door? puuuulease. If you think thats poor etiquette, i wouldnt get your hopes up about playing in a real game anytime soon. What are you gonna do when grampa on your left pulls a greenchip out of his underwear and tries to toss it in the pot, and calls everyone in sight a cunt/bitch/cocksucker when he loses the pot?He overplayed KQ? Now if he was playing against a very tight player maybe....but if the guy was raising with nuffin then I wouldn't say he overplayed em. Then again I'm a losing cash game player. Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 so lets recap: you got pushed around by a superior player. Then you overplayed KQ and got busted. Then he slow rolled you. Then you have frankenstein use his head to open the door? puuuulease. If you think thats poor etiquette, i wouldnt get your hopes up about playing in a real game anytime soon. What are you gonna do when grampa on your left pulls a greenchip out of his underwear and tries to toss it in the pot, and calls everyone in sight a cunt/bitch/cocksucker when he loses the pot?He overplayed KQ? Now if he was playing against a very tight player maybe....but if the guy was raising with nuffin then I wouldn't say he overplayed em. Then again I'm a losing cash game player.yea, he overplayed KQ. against wild players who raise far in excess of the pot size, you can afford to give them the antes over and over again until you catch a premium hand, because you know you'll get paid. think about it this way. if the blinds are 1-2, and this guy is raising 20 every time, you need to catch him less than 1 in 7 times to prevent his steal from being profitable. I dont know how you can call an enormous raise with KQ to begin with, hes behind to ANY ace, any pair, and racing any two random cards. Link to post Share on other sites
cap gusto 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 straight up agree with blaze. get paid off on your monster hands with a reraise. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anonymous Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 :evil: My buddies and i play a regular game of Texas every 2nd Friday nothing outrageuos ,usually we'll play about 8hrs and have tournies of 25$ each throughout the night .Got any extra seats in these $25 tourneys?depends , do you slow roll ? More importantly do you know what a cup holder is for ?I drink my beer too fast to spill it. And in my homegames (which are few and far between now) I've been the one trying to teach etiquette. So no slowrolling. I like to have a good, fun , clean game (sounds like a Vermont lottery commercial I know).John Link to post Share on other sites
faisal 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 P-U-S-S-YYou sound like ure 5 man. He was right...take it like man....FAGGGOT.He slows rolls, and u kick him outta the house....and hez the AS S HOLE? Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcCatcher 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Nah slowrollin's good for the game Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 That's what you get when you let a drunken stranger play poker at your house man.On a side note, I love playing piss drunk. There's nothing better than alienating strangers at your local cardroom! Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyEyez 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 You're a Patriots fan, you deserved it! Link to post Share on other sites
Ju And Da 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Wonder what Hellmuth would have done . Link to post Share on other sites
theagent 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I say more power to you, the guy should at least act respectful if he's gonna come into your house and play with people he doesn't even know. Hopefully I'll never have to deal with that in my own house! Yea, and whoever is dissin the Patriots should watch themselves :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 so lets recap: you got pushed around by a superior player. Then you overplayed KQ and got busted. Then he slow rolled you. Then you have frankenstein use his head to open the door? puuuulease. If you think thats poor etiquette, i wouldnt get your hopes up about playing in a real game anytime soon. What are you gonna do when grampa on your left pulls a greenchip out of his underwear and tries to toss it in the pot, and calls everyone in sight a cunt/bitch/cocksucker when he loses the pot?He overplayed KQ? Now if he was playing against a very tight player maybe....but if the guy was raising with nuffin then I wouldn't say he overplayed em. Then again I'm a losing cash game player.yea, he overplayed KQ. against wild players who raise far in excess of the pot size, you can afford to give them the antes over and over again until you catch a premium hand, because you know you'll get paid. think about it this way. if the blinds are 1-2, and this guy is raising 20 every time, you need to catch him less than 1 in 7 times to prevent his steal from being profitable. I dont know how you can call an enormous raise with KQ to begin with, hes behind to ANY ace, any pair, and racing any two random cards.There are only a hand full of hands that he is in serious trouble to, and those are AA, KK, QQ, AK, and AQ. Do you REALLY think this guy's raising range was that small? aer you magrinally beheind Ace anything? yes.. but you kill King anything and Queen anything, two holdings he easily c0uld have. I think you're nuts to lay down KQ to this guy preflop. Sure, you c0uld sit and wait for a more premium hand, or wait untill one of the people busts him first, and gets his chips... Link to post Share on other sites
Roberto21 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Is when he spilled beer on the Patriots logo. Screw the Patriots. Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 No Patriot's bashing, especially when you only have 9 posts. Are you looking to get banned? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 is a weakness in your game. Shit like that shouldnt' fade you, winning is it's own revenge. Kicking him out 'cause he slow rolled you and he spilled a beer? ?? I think you seriously cheated that guy. You're playing in a tourniment, and you kick him out 'cause he slow rolled you. The drunk, action player. You should have your head exaimined. I hope stealing this guy's 25 was worth it. You can sheer a sheep many times, but skin them only once. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anonymous Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 little weiner Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 is a weakness in your game. censored like that shouldnt' fade you, winning is it's own revenge. Kicking him out 'cause he slow rolled you and he spilled a beer? ?? I think you seriously cheated that guy. You're playing in a tourniment, and you kick him out 'cause he slow rolled you. The drunk, action player. You should have your head exaimined. I hope stealing this guy's 25 was worth it. You can sheer a sheep many times, but skin them only once.Agree -Also have to say BEST AVATAR EVER - she rocks Link to post Share on other sites
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