frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Essay's Top Ten Academy Award Best Picture Winner Mistakes 1. "Shakespeare In Love" in 1998 over "Rushmore" 2. "Crash" in 2005 over "Captoe" or "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" (or any other movie really) 3. "Ordinary People" in 1980 over "The Shining" or "Friday the 13th" 4. "Oliver" in 1968 over "Rosemary's Baby" 5. "Chicago" in 2002 over "City of God" 6. "Dances with Wolves" in 1990 over "Edward Scissorhands" or "Reversal of Fortune" 7. "The Artist" in 2011 over "The Tree of Life"--or it's a push 8. "Birdman" in 2014 over "Interstellar"--I kid, Birdman is worthy 9. "The English Patient" in 1996 over "Bound" 10. "Forrest Gump" in 1994 over "Leon: the Professional" or "Bullets Over Broadway" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 9. "The English Patient" in 1996 over "Bound" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 frau you know the drill, that's another 25. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 It actually is quite good. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 i know bound is quite good. It's also a BDSM Lesbian love story. Which is why the orly is a particularly leering and creepy owl. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 i don't know why you're surprised. frau is a man, been obvious as the day is long for years now. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 i don't know why you're surprised. frau is a man, been obvious as the day is long for years now. Bro, do you know how to lesbian? I know I joke about it, but really. Am I the only one who knows a trans person or two and lesbians in her real life? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 i know bound is quite good. It's also a BDSM Lesbian love story. Which is why the orly is a particularly leering and creepy owl. Oh man. I really got ol/dr'd there. I was talking about Oliver. But whatever. I stole a like from Frau, so I'll just stay quiet over here. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Bro, do you know how to lesbian? I know I joke about it, but really. Am I the only one who knows a trans person or two and lesbians in her real life? I hired a lesbian once and she was a great employee. I have old friends on Facebook that are LGBQTUZDIS, but I don't currently have one in my real life friend rotation. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Back of the line, church boy. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 Bro, do you know how to lesbian? I know I joke about it, but really. Am I the only one who knows a trans person or two and lesbians in her real life? i've never know a trans person, no. nor a lesbian. i knew a black guy once, but we don't keep in touch. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 The only gay club in lincoln burned down a couple months ago ( there' also a cruising bar, but it's well, for crusing) so the drag shows have changed venues to this hole in the wall, called the Alley. Which was the place to be, the night after RuPaul's drag race rolled into town. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 sounds like you know a lot about it, which is cool. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Hmmm. The first trans person I knew was an effeminate man with a terrible haircut. I was in my 20s, in LA, and had a retail job that had a flood of industry type customers. This guy and I hit it off, would make easy small talk, commiserate about having to work for a living. One day I came downstairs and I see my friend with the bad haircut wearing frumpy women's office wear. I short circuited and beat it. It's an odd, odd feeling, having your brain wrap around bad haircut, to man who lives as female, to maybe just female with wrong bits. It's not words on a tv screen, or Bruce Jenner in an interview. It's the guy (apologies, I really only knew the man) who would make fun of the editors he worked with. The next week he brought in a note and left it with my co-worker for me. He said how disappointed he was, how he was living this new life, and how he had wanted me to be a friend. His signature was his new name. I emailed back at the address of the end of his note. I apologized, made it as breezy as possible, asked a few questions (not trans related), and waited. No response, not ever. I'm assuming she got laid off, or not brought back in for hours. LA has lots of employees that make a really good living who are temps. It's so easy to get rid of them. I hate that I short circuited, that the entire time I knew him, I didn't see that he was inching towards a different life. In a maybe coincidence, I also post on a food board that has an LA section. There's a sometime poster with the same name as my former customer's new name. While we post on the same thread all talking about a diner, or where the new Japanese supermarket is--I've never broken the bubble. I don't know for sure if it's her, and I think that's where this story ends. Another trans I've known is male to female, was a co-worker, and I didn't know until after we stopped working together. The person I knew was pushing hard, and eventually od'd, on what, I'm not sure. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I hired a lesbian once and she was a great employee. I have old friends on Facebook that are LGBQTUZDIS, but I don't currently have one in my real life friend rotation. Pretend they're dating someone from the Sick thread, creep them, and befriend their friends. Especially with lesbians, you always know someone who knows someone. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I'm curious how one can judge what should've won over another when you didn't watch one of the films. I'd guess you haven't seen a few others as well. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I know a few of the gays. Driving for uber the other night I picked up the manager of one of the gay bars in town and his partner. They were a riot and gave me the biggest tip I've received...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I worked with a large, gruff lesbian with 5 weiner dogs, I know, irony, and her partner looked like the chubby Drew Carey. Lesbians are sometimes angry 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I'm curious how one can judge what should've won over another when you didn't watch one of the films. I'd guess you haven't seen a few others as well. Look, i just want the credit where its due, cause ima worry about me give a fvck about you. And just as a reminder to myself, i wear every single chain even when im in the house, cause... Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 No new braj's, braj we don't feel that. Fvck a fake friend, where your real friends at? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 We dont need to do to much explainin, the story stay the same through the money and the fame cause Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 My 10* Favorite** Drake*** Songs * There might be more than 10 ** Not an exhaustive list *** Or songs featuring Drake Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Ive been playing energy and 10 bands non stop lately. I hate when they try to take the waaaaaaaavvvveeee from a nigga. Link to post Share on other sites
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