Quacktastic 106 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 This game is broccoli. [Random girl in bar asks what the shirt means][mk responds in high-pitched nerd voice] "You see, I happen to play a lot of online poker. Please, please, pull those panties up; we're in public for godsakes. But anyhoo, the possibility that online poker is, in some way, 'fixed' or 'rigged' has been mentioned and discussed ad nauseum in online poker forums (several of which I am a frequent contributor to), even to the point where the word 'rigged' has become a punchline that needs no joke!! Several of my online friends and I decided the word 'rigged' was, in fact, overused as an out-of-context word of hilarity, and thus we replaced it with 'broccoli' instead. So you see, instead of saying 'online poker is rigged' we now would say, 'online poker is broccoli'!!!! How hilarious is that?? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 jesus brave.. Garlic is a spice. Get serious. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Mt Rushmore of Sports Media Personalities that you would like to punch in the face. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Mt Rushmore of Sports Media Personalities that you would like to punch in the face.Skip Bayless (Lincoln), Jay Marrioti (Washington), Joe Buck (Jefferson), and Jim Rome (Roosevelt). Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 solid list.. but unless you're chris everett IRL, then it's the wrong one. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Stephen A Smith has to be on the list. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 that would be like punching a muppet like Kermit the frog or something. Though i wouldn't mind giving elmo a smack. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 solid list.. but unless you're chris everett IRL, then it's the wrong one.The other 3 are the only ones I insist on; I've always irrationally hated Jim Rome and I don't have a great 4th. Tommy Heinsohn, maybe. Tony Siragusa? Eh.Michael Kay for the Yankees, maybe.I'm rambling now. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 That guy from Boston that is always on Around the Horn...Google says: Not Boston, Denver. Woody Paige. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Mt Rushmore of Sports Media Personalities that you would like to punch in the face.Fucking all of them. I can barely populate a Mt. Rushmore of Sports Media Personalities that I wouldn't like to punch in the face.Hey BigD, you need to edit the first post in this thread and keep track of all the Mt. Rushmores that have been done already. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Mt Rushmore of posts in this thread so far? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Hey BigD, you need to edit the first post in this thread and keep track of all the Mt. Rushmores that have been done already. Thanks.that would not make the mt rushmore of things i need to do today. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 that would not make the mt rushmore of things i need to do today.I need to do everything around here. How have I not been featured member of the month yet???Just copy and paste this in there:BigDMcGee's Mt. Rushmore of Coen Brothers MoviesMiller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, No Country for Old MenDJ Vu's Mt. Rushmore of Fast Food RestaurantsMcDonald's, Subway, Taco Bell, KFCBigDMcGee's Mt. Rushmore of CondimentsKetchup, Horseradish, Mustard, SrirachaYonYonson's Mt. Rushmore of Sitcomsseinfeld, simpsons, mash, arrested developmentBigDMcGee's Mt. Rushmore of Evil Dictators (Pre-19th Century)Sulla, Leopold II, Vlad the Impaler, Timur the Lame AKA TamerlaneJubilantLankyLad's Mt. Rushmore of CocktailsOld Fashioned, Margarita, Pina Colada, MartiniSal Paradise's Mt. Rushmore of Beers (for Americans)budweiser, coors light, corona, sam adams boston lagerYonYonson's Mt. Rushmore of Scorsese MoviesRaging bull, good fellas, taxi driver, Casinorunthemover's Mt. Rushmore of Vegetablesbroccoli, carrot, onion, potatoI don't know if the coach one was an official Mt. Rushmore. And I don't recognize any Ron Mexico Rushmores. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 MT Rushmore of obsessive compulsives... Howard Hughes, Howie Long, Nikola Tesla, DJ VU Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 mount rushmore of the worst fcp posters in history?mercury is obviously the lincoln. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Be nice, austin! Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 oh come on.mercury. hollywood afd. rose, showstopper24. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I think it depends on how we define worst. Rose is insane, but a lot of entertainment comes from her insanity. Chrozzo has to be on there. He provides zero value to anything.I think guys like FoxwoodsPro and ErikRyland and lurbz deserve consideration because they were annoying as fuck. Is there anything worse than trolls who suck at it? Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 oh man i forgot about foxwoodspro. he was pretty terrible. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 get ryland out of your mouth. His youtubes were hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 i just went with those who annoyed me the most. so i guess it should be changed to most annoying fcp poster of all time. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 There are several guys in the political thread I'd consider. Phlegm, Co. Feathers, All-in. And that god damn spamming Frodo Baggins that no one will ban. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Shakezuma, Sal Paradise, iZuma, 4th place still up for grabs Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Phlegm Shakezuma, Sal Paradise, iZumaQuack is right. Phlegm > Zuma.Confirmation:A lot of interesting confirmation in here. Thanks guys.no problem dudeWas this some sort of celebratory post, Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Mt Rushmore of Sports Media Personalities that you would like to punch in the face.Herm Edwards. I hate him so much, and I'm Mr. indifferent. I can usually ignore anyone and he grates on my last nerve. oh man i forgot about foxwoodspro. he was pretty terrible.Kowboykoop Link to post Share on other sites
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