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I was featured in a Richard Marx video.Saw The Grateful Dead's last show in LA before Jerry died.Saw Nirvana's last show in LA before Kurt Cobain killed himself.Lost 9k in Bellagio chips in a cab in Vegas.Have "Mercy Street" by Peter Gabriel as my ringback tone right now.more coming..........

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• Electrically stimulated my brain with transcranial magnetic stimulation. • Been on stage at Carnegie Hall during a concert ( as part of an entourage, didn't play )• Sat with the monks in this temple

• Sat with the monks in this temple in Bhutan:
Are you serious? How did you get there? Why did you go? What do you do for a job? I'm very curious about this. (awesome, btw.)
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My list... some fairly interesting, some not.1. Hole in One (hasn't everyone?)2. Been on CNN and Univision (not just in the background, a story about me), plus every local news station3. Sportscenter multiple times (clearly in the background at a few Pirates and Penguins games)4. Threw out the first pitch at a Pirates game5. Been to Afghanistan6. Took BP with the Pirates (okay, it was only Tom Prince)7. Am allergic to chickenThat's all I got for now.

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- Am a published poet (seriously! like - omg - in a book!)- Partied with Rocco (the European porn star), his porn star girlfriend, and 4 other smoking hot blonde Norwegian porn stars at Tiger Tiger in Oslo, Norway- Have won a $50,000+ pot in online poker. Real money, 50/100 plo game on cake. I think it was $54,000 and change

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I was featured in a Richard Marx video. link?Saw The Grateful Dead's last show in LA before Jerry died.Saw Nirvana's last show in LA before Kurt Cobain killed himself.Alright then. Do you still go to concerts?
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- Have pictures of humping lion statues in 3 different European countries
Wow Seth between this and the pooping we should hang out. I have pictures of me putting my ass on many a thing across this great land.
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Ummm. Alright so a few I can think of- I have already had 15 surgeries at the age of 20- Road in the motorhome of an Indy 500 winner. - Babysat another Indy 500 winner's kids - Broke into Daytona International Speedway and stole a sign- Was one of the last 3 saved from a burning building (5 minutes before the roof collapsed)There are more, but I can't think of any now. I definitely am impressed with some of these things

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  • I have been to Afghanistan since 2003. I'm not in the military. I taught English and computer classes.
  • I have had sex as least 5 times, which resulted in the production of at least five kids. I'm fairly certain that 99% of FCPers haven't had sex at least 5 times.
  • I have been to every state in the US.
  • I have entered the US illegally by jumping the US/ Mexico border fence with several illegal Mexicans.
  • I have flown extensively in gliders. Almost exclusively in the Lake Tahoe area.
  • I was walking in Central LA at 2am with another friend and came upon a gang stripping a car on an untraveled road. (This wasn't an ordinary gang... this gang was BLACK) They stopped and looked at us. We said "hey." They said, "hey." We kept walking and they went back to work. An hour later we went back via the same route. (because I'm a badass)
  • I have only kissed one girl/female in all my life, and I'm married to her.
  • I didn't have sex on my wedding night.

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Wow Seth between this and the pooping we should hang out. I have pictures of me putting my ass on many a thing across this great land.
haha, i took it out because i only have one picture to prove it that i can find, and didn't want to be called on it. but it was london, oslo, barcelona, rome
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Hit Paula Abdul with my car when she jaywalked on La Cienega, circa, 1989 (she was unhurt).Been tubed at the Banzai Pipeline.Cocktails made with 500,000 year old ice cores from Antarctica (so hard it lasts 3 drinks before melting).Private jet to Augusta National 5 years running.Have played a couple dozen of the World's Top 100 golf courses.Banged 3 different girls in under 24 hours (my crowning achievement).

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Raced Jeff Gordon in Daytona USA at my local Putt-Putt Golf & Games when I was about 12.Been in the same room at a prison with the man who killed Michael Jordan's father, not as a prisoner.Slept through a hurricane.Come within a few feet of being mowed down by car.Been shot at on more than one occasion, close range.Have never made a deposit on Pokerstars, yet.
Also-I have also had a hole-in-one, but this seems pretty common.-Dropped out of high school, got my GED and went to college after but still biggest mistake of my life.-Watched Chris Paul play high-school basketball on numerous occasions and was there when he scored 61 for his grandfather after he was killed. -Been inside a fully engulfed burning house in training with the fire department.-Been to Mayberry from The Andy Griffith Show, really Mount Airy, NC.-Lost my virginity before high school, non-brag.-Been on a Greyhound bus that was at full capacity with all black people, including the driver. It's not like I had never been around alot of black people but never when I was the only white person. I was a little tense finding a seat, until this old black woman said "Don't worry sugar, we won't make you move to the back!". Everyone died laughing including me. That really eased my tensions and I ended up having a nice conversation with that lady and she gave me alot of good advice that helped me a ton.
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I've had sex in 4 states on the same day and it wasn't the 4 corners states. Holla road trips.Mark
Agreed, I don't think this would that difficult especially if you are counting road head as sex.
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haha, i took it out because i only have one picture to prove it that i can find, and didn't want to be called on it. but it was london, oslo, barcelona, rome
I tried to find the one of me in Disneyland behind a velvet rope putting my ass on 30 foot tall Stich from Lilo and Stich. I don't think it was taken digitally.
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Hit Paula Abdul with my car when she jaywalked on La Cienega, circa, 1989 (she was unhurt).Been tubed at the Banzai Pipeline.Cocktails made with 500,000 year old ice cores from Antarctica (so hard it lasts 3 drinks before melting).Private jet to Augusta National 5 years running.Have played a couple dozen of the World's Top 100 golf courses.Banged 3 different girls in under 24 hours (my crowning achievement).
Does Julie know about....well, ya know...
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