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- Had a tire fall off of the cab I was in while going 85 on the interstate (car caught on fire)- Stepped on to the field at Stamford Bridge (Chelsea FC stadium in London)- Walked through the locker room at Stamford Bridge
left front tire fell off the car on my way to get married the first time. I should have taken the hint!!!
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• Electrically stimulated my brain with transcranial magnetic stimulation. • Been on stage at Carnegie Hall during a concert ( as part of an entourage, didn't play )• Sat with the monks in this temple

I turned DOWN a 5some when i was in Hawaii..... 3 girls-2 guys
Did this result in the other guy being in a foursome? If so, did he thank you afterwards?
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In one session of the limited holdem last November I:felted Sam Grizzle. he lost 6.666666666BB'splayed with Michael Mizrachi's super hot wife who was an incredible bitch that day. she lost 30BB's and is SMOKIN HOTplayed with Elon Schwartz 3 days after his WSOP FT. he lost 30BBs

I'm not a clinician; I don't do that kind of psychology. If you want to get a look at your brain I could probably arrange that. I am curious about your mother though.
I can tell you his mom charges waaaaay too much for beef jerky. A good psychologist should be able to make something out of that.
What were you doing drinking cocktails in Antarctica.
Seriously? What the fuck else is there to do in Antarctica?
Had picture take with me and Ray Bourque with the stanley cup
This is by far the coolest sports related post so far. VB's was pretty cool too.
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- Played in two international bridge events, including middle of the field (74 teams) in last years world mind sports games (U28 section)- Fled from a rickshaw driver in an alley in Beijing after he tried to charge me and my brother ~$150 US for a 15 minute journey- Almost drowned while swimming at a crowded beach- Been knocked out by an automatic door during a fire alarm/evacuation at a museum- Met Sam Neils daughter at a party.

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In one session of the limited holdem last November I:felted Sam Grizzle. he lost 6.666666666BB'splayed with Michael Mizrachi's super hot wife who was an incredible bitch that day. she lost 30BB's and is SMOKIN HOTplayed with Elon Schwartz 3 days after his WSOP FT. he lost 30BBs
What were the limits, if you mind me asking?
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Met Magic JohnsonHad a meal with Troy Aikmaneaten more wings than 100% of FCPBeen in lived through a Cat 5 tornadoedit-Had sex in Taco Bell and Pizza Hut
How have you never told me this?
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Great thread.

I didn't have sex on my wedding night.
Wow... that takes the cake for all married FCPers.My turn:Starred in a feature-length film (Beat: It wasn't a porn)Taught people to fly glidersToured Mount Cheyenne (NORAD HQ, near Denver)Responded to a "Mayday" call from a small planeHad surgery on my eyeHad a seed sprout and start growing in my eye (not related to the eye surgery; Brad's "growing seed" story definitely beats mine, though)
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Hitchhiked from Vancouver BC to Ontario (made it to Kenora, then had to take a bus - Ontario folks arent big on picking up hitchikers)Partied with Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz at Pure we met because we had booths beside each other.Smoke a joint with Ad-rock from the beastie boys (molson Park, Barrie)Partied with the fugee's at Canada's wonderlandDropped 40+ foot clifs, when I lived as a ski bum in Whistler(does everyone from Ontario live in WHistler for at least one season or what, LOL).Got arrested for throwing snowballs at mounties (also in Whistler)Started my own well on fcp(I'm almost 100% sure no fcp'er has done this, lol)
that is money
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It's called the Tiger's Nest (or Taktshang) monastery, and it's built in to the side of a mountain in Bhutan with like a 2000 foot drop to the valley below (though the elevation of the monastery is about 10,000 feet). There's this little scary staircase carved into the mountain that you have to walk up to get to it. It is a sacred building and non-Bhutanese are now allowed to enter. Tourists are only allowed to view it from the next peak over. However, I figured it was worth a shot and I climbed down to the spot just below where the guard was. He asked me if I was Bhutanese, and I did not want to lie so I said no. Strangely, he didn't believe me. I am just a plain old white guy, although I have darkish skin and have been mistaken for a lot of different ethnicities. "You look bhutanese. Go up." I think he just liked my vibe, I was in a pretty meditative place at that point in my life. I climbed up the steps and wandered into the temple. There were these little old bhutanese guys in ornate robes sitting in these little rooms, with the windows looking out over the cliff. Bhutanese bhuddism is pretty similar to Tibetan if you know what that is like. They have these old brass horns that they blow every once in a while that echoes through the valley. They looked up at me briefly and and motioned for me to make an offering to the bhudda-thing in the center of the room. Having no idea what to do I just kinda bowed to it or something and then sat down with them for a while. Was pretty surreal.
Awesome story.
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- Had a tire fall off of the cab I was in while going 85 on the interstate (car caught on fire)- Stepped on to the field at Stamford Bridge (Chelsea FC stadium in London)- Walked through the locker room at Stamford Bridge
I suppose this compels me to add that I've-Walked on the field and through the locker rooms at Bramall Lane (Sheffield United FC)-Been a Ball Boy at a SUFC Reserve match at Bramall Lane (Neither of these things probably sound remotely exciting to 99% of this board, but eh).On a semi unrelated note, a good friend of the family's dad was a groundskeeper at the aforementioned soccer stadium, and after he died, his ashes were buried under the field.
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In one session of the limited holdem last November I:felted Sam Grizzle. he lost 6.666666666BB'splayed with Michael Mizrachi's super hot wife who was an incredible bitch that day. she lost 30BB's and is SMOKIN HOTplayed with Elon Schwartz 3 days after his WSOP FT. he lost 30BBs
What were the limits, if you mind me asking?
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The stories of meeting famous people reminded me of this one. Freshman year of college, Intro Psych class. We had to form pairs and plan, execute, and write up a research study throughout the semester. I teamed up with this guy Derek andwe observed people eating in the cafeterias around campus to test the hypothesis that women eat less when men are around. We collected all the data and wrote it up. At onepoint towards the end of the class I asked him which classes he was taking next semester. He said he wasn't coming back to school, that instead he would be playing baseball. For the Yankees. • Completed psychology research study with Derek Jeter.
LOL, awesome. I think you win this thread.
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What were the limits, if you mind me asking?
small 15/30 min betSam is exactly like you'd expect him to be. A horrible human being. the Grinders wife is so hot, she gets a pass for being a blatant racist towards the asiansElon was super cool and after playing with him, I wish he would have won(the ME that is). Seriously though, win 4.3mill and 3 days later play 15/30.
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hmmmm.....-turned down the opportunity to deliver a paper at a philosophy conference in italy-been detained by german customs agents carrying uzies without a passport (i am still not sure how i got out of that one, lol)-batted leadoff and hit .450 in an entire high school baseball season without a single extra base hit-shat my pants a little after getting pulled over due to speeding to get home because i had to shit-gotten dumped on my 21st birthday-had mike matusow ruffle my hair and call me a "fucking internet kid" at a wsop event after i bluffed himi think that's it?lol, just caught up last page. vb totally wins

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Got to stand on the Dallas star and in Tony Dorsett's locker, I was 6 years old.Lettered three years in tennis and band in HS, I was obv one of the coolest kids in schoolBeen to Delta Junction, AK on the first day of summer (aka longest daylight hours of the year)Survived a seven person road trip from Ft. Collins, CO to Carlsbad,NM then Fort Worth then back home driving a Suzuki Samurai and Geo Metro.Somehow got no action from any of the 5 chicks on said trip but the stripper across the way at the classy motel in El Paso was interested.Didn't get drunk until I was 21Hit a hole-in-twelve on a 120 yard Par 3Scored a hockey league championship-winning goal six seconds into overtime. (sorry to steal your thunder Ex_Matt) That's all I can really think of.

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