hank213 1,823 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 All told, the shower is a pretty poor choice of masturbatory settings.I prefer the playground, but winter is comin on strong so it's kind of difficult to get off. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I prefer the playground, but winter is comin on strong so it's kind of difficult to get off.Agreed. When I was in highschool, I got a BJ on a playground. We were going to a school dance and I was horny, so we went for a walk. I sat on the swings and she went to town. It got tough to balance though, so I moved to one of those big bucket type seats that they make for retarded kids and we finished up there. We made plans to fuck in one of the tube-type slides, but never got around to going back. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 the shower is the only place where i have started to masturbate and say 'ahhh **** it n/m'.I assure you that you are not the only one who's ever done/not done that.Only in fishnets and a midget with a feather duster tickling my balls. I have pretty specific predilections.You must be hell to shop for around the holidays. Reminds me of an old roomate.. I swear i lived down the hall from this guy for 2 years, classic one track mind. Dude never did anything but date women and watch porno. So I always knew what to slip under the tree for him. Creepy as that sounds..We made plans to fuck in one of the tube-type slides, but never got around to going back.Don't cheat yourself. When you eventually tie the knot someday, remember to book Discovery Zone for your honeymoon. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 ive never lived with roomates really. but because you said it. id say about 95% of males have rubbed one out in the shower. The sandals arent a terrible ideaGuess I'm in the 5% club and I've used sandals when I lived in a dorm because I never knew when someone would do some funky shit in there. Now I just share a bathroom with one dude but he's a little wacky. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Guess I'm in the 5% club and I've used sandals when I lived in a dorm because I never knew when someone would do some funky shit in there. Now I just share a bathroom with one dude but he's a little wacky.Hes probably that way in the shower too. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 First of all, this is really funny.Second, never use soap as a lubricant in the shower. It dries the skin of your penis out and makes any sort of sexual action incredibly painful for a week or two.Never use shampoo either, the suds get into your urethra and it burns like a mother****er. The post ejaculatory piss is the especially painful.Conditioner has a small risk of the urethra problem, but is much better. And yes, it does make your pubic forest far more soft and manageable.All told, the shower is a pretty poor choice of masturbatory settings.First, the Oops was a double post sorta. But LOL.Second, I don't know what kind of soap/shampoo you use, but I've never had any burning or dry skin or anything like that, so I dunno what you're doing with it, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 So I always knew what to slip under the tree for him.A midget with a featherduster? Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 First, the Oops was a double post sorta. But LOL.Second, I don't know what kind of soap/shampoo you use, but I've never had any burning or dry skin or anything like that, so I dunno what you're doing with it, lol.I don't mean to imply anything, but how long are you taking in your masturbatory adventures with bathroom product lubricants? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Hes probably that way in the shower too.Guess he's not really a roommate. More like a suite bc we share a bathroom and sink. When he's listening to music he will sing, snap his fingers, and clap. When he's watching tv, I'll hear him laughing really loud, but maybe that's normal. I'm a sloppy person but I feel disgusting when I go into the bathroom Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 First, the Oops was a double post sorta. But LOL.Second, I don't know what kind of soap/shampoo you use, but I've never had any burning or dry skin or anything like that, so I dunno what you're doing with it, lol.You and I are cut from the same penile cloth: we just have really tough, rugged penises.But I agree that jerking in the shower is terrible. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I don't mean to imply anything, but how long are you taking in your masturbatory adventures with bathroom product lubricants?It hasn't been many times, but I don't even know. Maybe 5-10 mins? Though I probably need to just wash it off at some point because while it feels interesting, it's just not enough friction to really do the trick.And LOL @ Rugged penises. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 It hasn't been many times, but I don't even know. Maybe 5-10 mins? Though I probably need to just wash it off at some point because while it feels interesting, it's just not enough friction to really do the trick.And LOL @ Rugged penises.Hmmmm. I wouldn't push my luck. When I was like 14 I was a chronic masturbator and tried quite a bit of stuff. Soap got a couple of different attempts and twice it dried me all out. My dick was all shiny and plasticky for a week and all the dried skin peeled off (pretty painfully I might add). Shampoo has an even lower success rate. Just one little bit of suds gets into your urethra, you will never go back again. I say you wouldn't because I assume you're a normal person with a normal libido. I went back a few times, and got the same pain every time. If you've ever had a UTI, this feels like twice as bad. I pissed after I got out of the shower and nearly doubled over in pain. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Hmmmm. I wouldn't push my luck. When I was like 14 I was a chronic masturbator and tried quite a bit of stuff. Soap got a couple of different attempts and twice it dried me all out. My dick was all shiny and plasticky for a week and all the dried skin peeled off (pretty painfully I might add). Shampoo has an even lower success rate. Just one little bit of suds gets into your urethra, you will never go back again. I say you wouldn't because I assume you're a normal person with a normal libido. I went back a few times, and got the same pain every time. If you've ever had a UTI, this feels like twice as bad. I pissed after I got out of the shower and nearly doubled over in pain.I imagine like normal bar soap might dry you out, but I don't use that anyway. But getting it inside, that just seems difficult. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 fucking perverts. all of yous. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 ****ing perverts. all of yous.that's a bold statement, coming from you. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I imagine like normal bar soap might dry you out, but I don't use that anyway. But getting it inside, that just seems difficult.actually getting inside is not hard at all. Little germs or bacteria can travel like your sperm does.you would be surprised when we take cultures of infected penis and urethra's what grows from them. I have seen some really nasty infected ones in my nursing years.and they do travel up to the kidney areas if not caught in the lower level. Just because yours is a little longer than ours it doesn't mean that you can't get infections Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 actually getting inside is not hard at all. Little germs or bacteria can travel like your sperm does.you would be surprised when we take cultures of infected penis and urethra's what grows from them. I have seen some really nasty infected ones in my nursing years.and they do travel up to the kidney areas if not caught in the lower level. Just because yours is a little longer than ours it doesn't mean that you can't get infectionsSure Rose. You've only seen infected penises through nursing. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 loooooooooljust in my nursing I was very picky in my relationships, they were well examine first lolthe only mistake I made was with my ex-husband picking his were it was smaller than the usual ones I pick. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I was very picky in my relationships, they were well examine first lolthe only mistake I made was with my ex-husband picking his were it was smaller than the usual ones I pick.huh? Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 huh?That, my friend, is an excellent question. Link to post Share on other sites
Snake Plissken 0 Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Shower masturbation... highly overrated. I can't watch a chick blowing a donkey in the shower.... well, not very easy, at least.this was funny. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I don't tug it in the shower. Can never get off. For some reason everytime I get close, my ass cheeks start to itch.I am guessing this and your narcolepsy are related. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I beat off in the shower so many times that when it rains, I get a hard on!! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Just because yours is a little longer than ours it doesn't mean that you can't get infectionsWho told you? Link to post Share on other sites
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