chrozzo 19 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I killed a hooker in Vegas and no one found out. I had to cut him into small enough peices to flush down the toilet. I saved a couple parts as souvenirs.winner! Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 You mean... could I do it.... again?Yeswith great pleasure Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I'm pretty sure this ass-clown has no reason to live. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Good bleeding christ on the cross, don't tell me that's Bob Geldof's daughter.. he named her.. peaches? ****ing jesus, I can't imagine anything worse than child raised by him.Oh hell, that's nothing. They named her older sister Fifi Trixibelle Geldof. Her mother didn't die in an overdose, she was killed by her children. Not soon enough though, she still had time to name her kid with Michael Hutchence "Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily".The Prime Minister herself should have snipped Paula's tubes into confetti after the first one, strong case for government sterilization that one. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckwheat 0 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Is it even illegal to kill black people? I mean...if you're not Mexican, that is.oooooooooooooo.... racist Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I'm pretty sure this ass-clown has no reason to live.Winner Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 According to current poll results, over 48% of FCP is fucked up. Also, fortunately for the rest of the world, about 99% of those are full of shit. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 According to current poll results, over 48% of FCP is fucked up. Also, fortunately for the rest of the world, about 99% of those are full of shit.I'd kill your dogs if I could get away with it, that's a fact. Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I'd kill your dogs if I could get away with it, that's a fact.In that case, I need to change my vote. Link to post Share on other sites
rcooj_7 0 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I thought it went without saying, but any woman I killed, who was sexually atrractive, would be raped.After or before she was dead? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 18, 2008 Author Share Posted October 18, 2008 After or before she was dead?It would depend on my mood. If I was feeling playful I'd kill her after, so she could squirm and scream. But If Im in a rush, just kill her first, silent and quick, in and out. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 It would depend on my mood. If I was feeling playful I'd kill her after, so she could squirm and scream. But If Im in a rush, just kill her first, silent and quick, in and out.If you could have sex with Emma Watson... but the deal was that you'd have to kill her afterwards (and get away with it), would you?Yes or no... don't think about it. First thing that comes into your head. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 18, 2008 Author Share Posted October 18, 2008 If you could have sex with Emma Watson... but the deal was that you'd have to kill her afterwards (and get away with it), would you?Yes or no... don't think about it. First thing that comes into your head.No. Absolutely not. Emmas light shines far too bright. I would never extinguish such beauty.And Im going to kill you for even asking me that, you scumbag sonofabitch. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 18, 2008 Author Share Posted October 18, 2008 I'd kill your dogs if I could get away with it, that's a fact.How did I miss this?A QFT the size of Texas wouldnt do this post justice. Love ya, BigD. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 this guy better hope I never see him walking down a dimly lit alley.i dont even remember why. but this threat still stands. WATCH OUT BUDDY. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 No, and I've had reason to think about it. Religious objections, natch -- I like my karma the way it is. Link to post Share on other sites
chrazzo 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 i poota sur tht id kil a beerweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehi Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 i poota sur tht id kil a beerweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehiI know who i'd kill... Link to post Share on other sites
Snake Plissken 0 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 there is a few guys I'd like to kill with my bare hands, and there's a whole lot of guys I'd like to shoot, smash with a bat, run over with my truck etc etc. So yes. I'd kill a bunch. I mean, I'm a nice guy and that's the reason why I'd do it. The guys I'm talking about... u know... I'd do society a favor if I whacked those guys Link to post Share on other sites
gooch 0 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 someone said it better than iThe truth is, YOU'RE the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.PS: DAMN snake Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 No, and I've had reason to think about it. Religious objections, natch -- I like my karma the way it is.Couldn't your karma be improved by killing certain people? I'm not talking obnoxious Ann Coulter types...more the genocidal maniacs. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 I would totally love to kill someone Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 How can you know you'll get away with it? Can we only get away with it because we've planned The Perfect Murder (probably involving an ice-spear), or do we have some sort of supernatural power? The question/poll is far too broad and hypothetical to elicit realistic answers. Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 If I knew I was going to go away for a long time, I would make it worth it, for sure.But I wouldn't be like most mass-shooters, you know, those lame guys who go to malls, or McDonald's, or their work or whatever. You hear about them on the news for a couple days and everyone forgets about them.I'd do it right. Stock up on my ammo and head to Chuck E. Cheese. No one will remember you if you shoot 10 adults, but cap 15-20 kids eating pizza and playing skee-ball, people will REMEMBER that! Link to post Share on other sites
gooch 0 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 If I knew I was going to go away for a long time, I would make it worth it, for sure.But I wouldn't be like most mass-shooters, you know, those lame guys who go to malls, or McDonald's, or their work or whatever. You hear about them on the news for a couple days and everyone forgets about them.I'd do it right. Stock up on my ammo and head to Chuck E. Cheese. No one will remember you if you shoot 10 adults, but cap 15-20 kids eating pizza and playing skee-ball, people will REMEMBER that!inmate 1- hey, isn't that the guy that killed all those kids at chuck e cheese?inmate 2- yeah i think soinmate 1- i have a little kid on the outside, that shit is sick, lets rape him in the laundry roominmate 2- sure, sounds good, let me call some more guys, they'll probably wanna hit that too Link to post Share on other sites
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