Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I pissed next to Ben Affleck at Bellagio once, minutes before one of the strangest and most unbelievable poker hands that has ever happened in recorded history. I've built it up too much now to tell it. Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Did he wash his hands? Did you follow him out of the bathroom trumpeting the fact that he didn't wash his hands? The only thing I really remember about the whole experience was that our eyes met for a split second... and in that split second... it became clear to me that QT really is the best hand in poker.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I guess I'm the only one who has been peed on by R. Kelly. But I'm also the only one with visual evidence of my celebrity encounter. Winner. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 TTIWWP Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
Poker Addict 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Epic trip report! Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 Did he wash his hands? Did you follow him out of the bathroom trumpeting the fact that he didn't wash his hands?Ok well here's a little background. 2nd break of the 500$ event at Borgata. Everyone heads to the bathroom. I hop in line and notice Mr. Varkonyi about 2 people ahead of me. The line gets to the urinals and I have an epiphany "I NEED TO PISS NEXT TO THIS MAN". The line is moving pretty quick and a spot opens up for Robert (We're on a first name basis now) he hops into place and I hear a zipper (he's wearing his standard jeans with a brown belt and a red polo.) Suddenly Im at teh front of the line. Robert is at the 2nd urinal from hte right on the wall and without warning the urinal to the far left opens up and I just pretend not to notice. Another one opens up in the middle and again I just wait... (Im sure the people behind me are asking themselves wtf is this guy doing) AND JUST THEN the urinal next to Robert becomes unoccupied and I jump in. I'd say Robert had an above average piss in terms of length but we only overlapped about 10 seconds. I did look back while still in the middle of my piss and saw him washing his hands. So hopefully that answers your question Merby. Overall awesome time. Link to post Share on other sites
copernicus 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Ok well here's a little background. 2nd break of the 500$ event at Borgata. Everyone heads to the bathroom. I hop in line and notice Mr. Varkonyi about 2 people ahead of me. The line gets to the urinals and I have an epiphany "I NEED TO PISS NEXT TO THIS MAN". The line is moving pretty quick and a spot opens up for Robert (We're on a first name basis now) he hops into place and I hear a zipper (he's wearing his standard jeans with a brown belt and a red polo.) Suddenly Im at teh front of the line. Robert is at the 2nd urinal from hte right on the wall and without warning the urinal to the far left opens up and I just pretend not to notice. Another one opens up in the middle and again I just wait... (Im sure the people behind me are asking themselves wtf is this guy doing) AND JUST THEN the urinal next to Robert becomes unoccupied and I jump in. I'd say Robert had an above average piss in terms of length but we only overlapped about 10 seconds. I did look back while still in the middle of my piss and saw him washing his hands. So hopefully that answers your question Merby. Overall awesome time.Was his MIT coach watching to make sure the trajectory and angle of entry were correct? Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Did he use soap or just rinse them off? Link to post Share on other sites
defy 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 LOL! funniest thread ever Link to post Share on other sites
I_fold08 1 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 are you sure it wasnt his twin brother the chainsaw? Link to post Share on other sites
Citizen Erased 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 and I have an epiphany "I NEED TO PISS NEXT TO THIS MAN"lololololllllllllllll Link to post Share on other sites
Sam Donaldson 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Yeh I was gonna post a trip report too... btu not too much happened besides that. Thats literally been the highlight of my week. How sad is that. I also saw Johhny Bax running in the hallway. Oh and I saw Eskimo Clark. He looked angry.Did he wash his hands?I pissed next to Vin Diesel once.Did he wash his hands?I pissed next to Ben Affleck at Bellagio once, minutes before one of the strangest and most unbelievable poker hands that has ever happened in recorded history. I've built it up too much now to tell it.Did he wash his hands? Link to post Share on other sites
bull62 0 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I pissed next to Vin Diesel once. I guess I'm the only one who has been peed on by R. Kelly. But I'm also the only one with visual evidence of my celebrity encounter. Winner. TTIWWPUnfortunately I didn't lean around the urinal divider to snap a pic of his junk so this is the best I can do. Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 The only thing I really remember about the whole experience was that our eyes met for a split second... and in that split second... it became clear to me that QT really is the best hand in poker.awesome Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted September 15, 2008 Author Share Posted September 15, 2008 Robert Varkonyi is pretty much my hero.ps. im never gonna let this thread die. Link to post Share on other sites
DCJ001 0 Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 I Pissed Next To Robert Varkonyi At BorgataRobert Varkonyi is pretty much my hero.ps. im never gonna let this thread die.So, now that you're 21, you can get into casinos...and this is the best experience that you're sharing with the world...forever? Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 So, now that you're 21, you can get into casinos...and this is the best experience that you're sharing with the world...forever?You tell him Dane! Link to post Share on other sites
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