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I saw Tabitha Stevens (at 1500/hour), and it was worth every penny.
Does it depress you at all that while you pay 1500 an hour to bang Tabitha Stevens, other guys get paid 1500 an hour to bang her? Also, does it depress you that I am capable of getting super hotties at will, for free, no commitments other than the promise of a night of awesomeness?Also, don't take this as too much of a slam. If you've got the loot to bang hot chicks for money, and can't get it otherwise, no problem in my book.
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Does it depress you at all that while you pay 1500 an hour to bang Tabitha Stevens, other guys get paid 1500 an hour to bang her? Also, does it depress you that I am capable of getting super hotties at will, for free, no commitments other than the promise of a night of awesomeness?Also, don't take this as too much of a slam. If you've got the loot to bang hot chicks for money, and can't get it otherwise, no problem in my book.
As the old saying goes, "I don't pay them for the sex, I pay them to leave." It's discrete, no worries about some physcho calling you and trying to ruin your life, that's worth the money right there.
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As the old saying goes, "I don't pay them for the sex, I pay them to leave." It's discrete, no worries about some physcho calling you and trying to ruin your life, that's worth the money right there.
they're still women.... nevermind
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Why did the escort go with the Mazda DOHC 127-hp engine?I mean Ford and Mazda don't have a relationship. Do they?
Whats the best way to talk your wife into having a threesome with a high-priced (re: clean) pro?
Show her a picture of him?
sigh. you win this round, trebek.
Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular
2 minutes * $300/hr = $10Sounds like a good deal for me.
BUMPJust an unbelievable thread all around. This needs to be pinned or something :club:
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yes but again her fiance is a marine (and a person I like a lot). thats part of why I felt kind of uncomfortable seeing her naked....I am not sure he would appreciate it.she is also attractive not semi-attractive....I saw one of my wife's hot friends naked (over and over). Score.and I think a threesome with someone you both know well is a bad idea. too awkward. I would much rather bring in a high priced FEMALE call girl for my 5th anniversary present or something. You enjoy the threesome and there is no lasting oddness with a close friend. And yes, I know I gave you serious respones to a post made mostly in jest. oh well.
yes, get your wife a high priced whore for your anniversary, that'll go over well, lol.
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Whats the best way to talk your wife into having a threesome with a high-priced (re: clean) pro?
I'm changing my answer to this. Instead, you talk her into it by telling her it will be with a hot, passible tranny. A tranny has a little something for everybody.
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I'm changing my answer to this. Instead, you talk her into it by telling her it will be with a hot, passible tranny. A tranny has a little something for everybody.
i have empirical evidence which suggests you had it right the first time.
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SCams. Give us a run-down of all the bullshit to look out for in when dealing w/ escorts in various popular travel destinations. Also can you pay them liek 10,000 for a week where they have to stay in your room with nothing but a bra/panties, ready2fux at a moments notice.

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This is a subject that I've been curious about, but, i mean, I don't know anyone that possesses any expertise in the subject. So, here's a list of questions that I've come up with in the past few minutes.What made you decide to get that first one?How did you get over the hesitation associated with buying one for the first time? How much was the first one you bought?What does the acronym GFE stand for?(seen it a couple times in the thread, i have no idea)Is it usually a 1 hour limit? Is there any discount rate if you want longer?Do you usually climax 1, 2, or 3 times in the hour?If 3, what happens if you're not quite finished yet? Do they cut you off and just leave or is there some type of late fee?Are all of these agencies primarily online now? You mentioned that sometimes the photo doesn't match what you actually get. What is the procedure then?Have you ever gone to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada? If so, is it worth it?Does law enforcement have any way of tracing this type of thing back to you?Do they give you a set of rules when it starts? Is there some discussion of what you can and can't do?Have you ever been told that you couldn't do something?I'm sure I'll come up with some more questions. Thanks

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GFE is girlfriend experience. I ain't answering anything else, that was 10 plus years ago. I will say that the first time was completely unplanned and I just kind of went with it. We had called to get a stripper because we were bored and this girl shows up in like cut off jeans and a baby t. There were 3 guys there and she looks at us and she says, verbatim "I'm not going to do all of you." It took a couple seconds for that to register as I said something to the effect of "We were looking for a girl that would strip, you know, dance" and she says, verbatim "I don't dance. You give me money and we have sex." I looked at my 2 buddies, they both slinked backwards like a turtle to it's shell and I said, "O.k. I'm in." I saw her like a year later, we went to the same college. That made me feel good, like I had done something nice for her. I mean, she was literally doing it to put herself through school, and that's just a bowl of warm fuzzies right there. She was really cute as well, so for a second I thought about asking her out but then I thought that door was better left closed.

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This is a subject that I've been curious about, but, i mean, I don't know anyone that possesses any expertise in the subject. So, here's a list of questions that I've come up with in the past few minutes.What made you decide to get that first one?I just broke up with a long term girlfriend and was super busy with work, wanted sex but didn't have the time or patience to deal with some drunk dip$hit at a bar.How did you get over the hesitation associated with buying one for the first time? I was really nervous the first time, but the girl made it really comfortable for me. Almost every girl I have seen is very laid back and friendly, and I've never felt like they wished they were somewhere else. Now this may just be good acting or whatever, but after the first couple of times, I've always been very comfortable and have had a really good time. How much was the first one you bought?$300. I was in Chicago and browsed for a bit on erosguide.com, found a girl that had good reviews on ter.com (HIGHLY SUGGEST, ESPECIALLY FOR NOOBS!).What does the acronym GFE stand for?(seen it a couple times in the thread, i have no idea)See thread aboveIs it usually a 1 hour limit? Is there any discount rate if you want longer?Depends on the provider, but anything over 2 hours usually gets you a discount.Do you usually climax 1, 2, or 3 times in the hour?Again, depends on the provider, and you! Some girls get going right away, rest, repeat, others talk and then take a bit longer, just depends on her.If 3, what happens if you're not quite finished yet? Not sure, lol, never been in that situationDo they cut you off and just leave or is there some type of late fee?I am usually very mindful of the clock, and kind of take your lead from her. You'll know if she wants you to get the hell out of there or whatever.Are all of these agencies primarily online now? You mentioned that sometimes the photo doesn't match what you actually get. What is the procedure then?Always use ter.com, worth the $20. Read the reviews and you'll get all the info you need. If you do show up and she's not the girl in the pic or that you want, just turn around and leave, BEFORE you get in the room!!!Have you ever gone to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada? If so, is it worth it?Never have, no idea.Does law enforcement have any way of tracing this type of thing back to you?Don't e-mail them! I use a pre-paid cell, and there should never be any discussion of sex AT ALL OVER the PHONE! No discussion of money, it should all be very clear on their website or review as to their "donation".Do they give you a set of rules when it starts? Is there some discussion of what you can and can't do?Basically, you make sure you are freshly showered (very important), you have the money in a plain envelope and place it non-chalantly on the counter or dresser when you get there. She'll tell you to "get comfortable", meaning get naked, and once that's done and you mess around a bit, you can get into conversations about what the can's and cant's are. They all are different.Have you ever been told that you couldn't do something?I've had a girl tell me no anal once, and one tell me I could do that and CIM (cum in mouth), but not to tell, because I'm supposed to pay extra, lol! Again, it all depends on the girl. Remember, you are getting naked and going to have sex with this woman, so don't be afraid to ask for things you want. The worst she'll say is no.I'm sure I'll come up with some more questions. Thanks
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