Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Gross. You couldn't have played it better. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 This was fun...does anybody ever slow down on the river?PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (4 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is UTG with , Hero raises, 1 fold, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero callsFlop: (7 SB) , , (2 players)SB bets, Hero callsTurn: (4.5 BB) (2 players)SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB callsRiver: (12.5 BB) (2 players)SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB callsTotal pot: $82 (20.5 BB) | Rake: $2SB had , (four of a kind, tens).Hero had , (full house, Jacks over Aces).Outcome: SB won $80 Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 i've been 2-3 outed 8 times in my first 150 hands and have won 6 pots.i'm stuck, if that wasn't obvious, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 i've been 2-3 outed 8 times in my first 150 hands and have won 6 pots.i'm stuck, if that wasn't obvious, lol.Does that bring you down to .01BB/100? Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Does that bring you down to .01BB/100?:Di'm still a bit above that, lol Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 The line I'm going to take with this running .02BB/100 joke is that if by some weird chance it were true, you would feel like shit and half deserve it, and otherwise you simple won't give a shit. Anyone dislike this play? Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 The line I'm going to take with this running .02BB/100 joke is that if by some weird chance it were true, you would feel like shit and half deserve it, and otherwise you simple won't give a shit. Anyone dislike this play?lol i'm down.another week of todays and i'll be "feel[ing] like shit and half deserv[ing] it," though. yuck.dear god, 184 hands, -62BB. out of 3 sets, AA, KK 2x, QQ 3x, and JJ 2x, i've won the blinds twice and one pot of 5.5BB. great start, imo. (at least i'm running good preflop? lol) Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Almost completely unstuck after starting off dropping 75 BBs. Gonna go get some food and come back in a little bit. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Where is the Abba/checky drama coming from? Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Where is the Abba/checky drama coming from?i have no clue, i think that he assumed that he was the guy i was talking about and a site happened to say that in some random selection of half the hands i've played on ap this year, i'm breakeven?he wasn't the guy i was talking about, btw. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 i have no clue, i think that he assumed that he was the guy i was talking about and a site happened to say that in some random selection of half the hands i've played on ap this year, i'm breakeven?he wasn't the guy i was talking about, btw.Where was the original statement you made that he thought was about him? Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Where was the original statement you made that he thought was about him?I think it was this...i should make a t-shirt that says "praise jesus for donkeys that play me HU for just long enough to make me even when i'm having a terrible day" that's probably too long for a t-shirt, though. shit.holy **** i wanna say so much about this shit talking loser but i am pretty sure he posts on fcp and i don't want him to know how he ****s up so bad looool Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Ahhh ok. I wish I was involved in some of the drama once in a while. It would really spice up my poker forum experience. Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Ahhh ok. I wish I was involved in some of the drama once in a while. It would really spice up my poker forum experience.i'm having sex with your mother as we speak. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 i'm having sex with your mother as we speak.It is her birthday. I'm going to take credit for sending you. It will get me out of buying a present. Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 It is her birthday. I'm going to take credit for sending you. It will get me out of buying a present.great. i'm running like shit, the red sox lose in the rays' last at bat, copernicus has me politically LFTing in the blog forum, i'm out of weed, and you turn a yo mom joke back around on me.great day, imo. Link to post Share on other sites
DinkDonk 1 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 great. i'm running like shit, the red sox lose in the rays' last at bat, copernicus has me politically LFTing in the blog forum, i'm out of weed, and you turn a yo mom joke back around on me.great day, imo.Ditch the Sawx, stay out of the blog forum (or at the very least, block copernicus's posts) and buy more weed. It'll turn around. Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 i am teh sexy (slowly getting unstuck--still can't win with big pairs, but they can't either, at least):Absolute PokerLimit Holdem Ring gameLimit: $2/$46 playersConverterPre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with Q J UTG folds, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, 3 folds, Hero calls.Flop: J T J (7.5SB, 2 players)Hero bets, CO raises, Hero calls.Turn: 9 (5.75BB, 2 players)Hero bets, CO calls.River: 6 (7.75BB, 2 players)Hero checks, CO bets, Hero raises, CO calls.Results:Final pot: 11.75BBHero Shows Qh JhCO mucks Qs Qcand yes, all of my weird plays had a purpose, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Ditch the Sawx, stay out of the blog forum (or at the very least, block copernicus's posts) and buy more weed. It'll turn around.tell your gf to bring some over, cuz i don't know anybody here, really Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 tell your gf to bring some over, cuz i don't know anybody here, really My birthday is in 3 weeks and I will be allowed to smoke on that day @! I can't wait.I'm telling everybody all I want for my birthday is weed. lol Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 here's a fun one:4handed.hero is bb with 45o.2 folds, sb raises, hero calls.flop comes a37 rainbow.sb bets, hero raises, sb 3bets, hero caps, sb calls.turn 2.sb bets, hero raises, sb 3bets, hero disconnects and folds.when it rains, it pours. Link to post Share on other sites
checkymcfold 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 double post.god my internet sucks, lol.but christ, thank god that's over. stuck about 70BB today, pretty much all with big pairs and sets. other than those, i did fine, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I quit. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 worst day ever, follwed by best day ever, followed by new worst day ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I'm still playing, but here's where I am atm...maybe I can lose all of my money tonight if I try hard enough. At least I have plenty of FPPs to rebuild a roll with. hahahahah Link to post Share on other sites
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