BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I actually prefer you cry, the satisfaction I feel when you cry yourself to sleep is more than I could ever have during an orgasm. All of these things sound good except I don't know how I will be able to not laugh at you. I want to laugh. Also, I prefer we have two beds that we push together for sex and separate 15 seconds later when it's over. If you can compromise on these things then we can proceed with our loveless marriage full of abuse and infidelity. This is the happiest day of my life.hottest fake account ever. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 shut the fuck already and pm me a nudie shot of your vagina.Can you get 'un-nude' shots of vaginas? Like, covered in paint or something? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Can you get 'un-nude' shots of vaginas? Like, covered in paint or something?yes, the answer is yes. and dont think you'll be stealing my woman after you win the lottery, buddy old pal of mine, this is love, right here. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 phil collins for me?? do you want to get married? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 yes, the answer is yes. and dont think you'll be stealing my woman after you win the lottery, buddy old pal of mine, this is love, right here.lol james ain't worried about her skank ass he is MY man and you better back off BIIITCH! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 lol james ain't worried about her skank ass he is MY man and you better back off BIIITCH!OH NO YOU DID INT! I'MA SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT BITCH! Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i hate all of you. time for work... byeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 OH NO YOU DID INT! I'MA SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT BITCH!you ain't scratchin nothin with dem fake ass nails of yours ho TWO SNAPS Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i hate all of you. time for work... byeeeeeGoing to work at this time of night? Stripper? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 you ain't scratchin nothin with dem fake ass nails of yours ho TWO SNAPSsuck it, sal.EVERYONE, I JUST INVITED SAL TO SUCK IT. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I want in on this sucking action. Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Going to work at this time of night? Stripper?i love iphones and no not stripper. bartender duh! Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 i dunno if would marry stokke, she'd always be going out for "run" and coming back all sweaty, and i'd think she was actually off cheating on me, and i'd be right.very right. all night.phil collins for me?? do you want to get married?if you want to get to him, you have to go through me first.no wait. I'm not a roadie.if you want to get to me, you have to go through him firstno that sucks too.same time-zies?no! eww.if you want to get to him you have to kill him and then get with me because the whole "being with him before me or going through me to get to him"? NOT IN THIS LIFETIME, BABY. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I posted this in another thread that I'm sure no one's going to read, in reference to Mbenz's modesty with reguard to her looks. I feel that this comment needs to see the light of day in a more appropriate thread. You're not model hot, but you're pornstar hot, and that bottle pic shows you have the goods for inter-racial scenes. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I posted this in another thread that I'm sure no one's going to read, in reference to Mbenz's modesty with reguard to her looks. I think I'm really smart and funny, so I'm posting it here too in the hopes that someone will compliment me on it, thus validating my self-image.I thought you might do something like this. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 bigd, i agree, but i would say that mercedes could be a PART-TIME MODEL. but she'd probably have to keep her normal job. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I'm a snarky cuntI agree. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 YOU COULD CUT THE TENSION WITH A KNIFE. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 suck it, sal.EVERYONE, I JUST INVITED SAL TO SUCK IT. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Snarks!Snark snark snark...SHARK Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Snark snark snark...SHARK Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 haha get out of my photobucket, you weirdos! Jeez that is really ****in creepy. You have the link to my myspace, you don't need to google me and go through my pictures from the last 5 years. Those pictures are really old actually so no matter how hot or ugly I looked there.. i've honestly gained weight and my hair is different now. I'm pretty weirded out by the seeking out and posting of my pictures... by another female especially? You could have just asked me to post pictures and I would have. Those pictures are pretty embarassing, I was very self-centered and young. I didn't even wear makeup then because I was that stupid and over confident... I don't find any of those pictures attractive. gross gross gross.no...someone posted a pic on herebut hey! im about 115 also...were like twins! obv we should procreate Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Ooooh. SNORKS! Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 suck it, sal.EVERYONE, I JUST INVITED SAL TO SUCK IT. Link to post Share on other sites
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