PatO'Brien 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 http://www.gambling911.com/Did-Yankees%20D...pes-081107.htmlDid Yankees Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?Ever since Jessica Alba disclosed that she had herpes, news has spread like wildfire (and hopefully, not like herpes) that Yankees star Derek Jeter could be the suspect. The stories have been circulating for the past few days.An AOL Fan House blog entry mentions that a representative from LARagMag.com appeared on the The Adam Carolla Show and disclosed the following:Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from...that's right...dirty Derek Jeter.You know what this means don't YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek's most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!The Herpes Simplex disease is sexually transmitted. Herpes can be contracted through direct skin contact with an infected person. The virus travels through tiny breaks in the skin or mucous membranes in the mouth (HSV-1) and genital areas (HSV-2), however healthy skin and mucous membranes are normally an effective barrier to infection.However, in the case of mucous membranes, even microscopic abrasions are sufficient to expose the nerve endings into which the virus splices itself. This is why most herpes transmission happens in mucous membranes, or in areas of the body where mucous membranes and normal skin merge (e.g., the corners of the mouth).Individuals like Derek Jeter, who are known to sleep with various women, who in turn could be labeled as "promiscuous", stand greater odds of contracting and passing on Herpes Simplex disease. There are no confirmations that Jeter has Herpes, however. Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 One of my gal friends had sex with Derek Jeter.That's all I got. Link to post Share on other sites
PatO'Brien 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: PatO'Brien, theresa113, grocery_monyI'm so fuckin into you Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I'm so fuckin into youShe is reading this because she is into Jeter... or she was before this. Maybe you got a shot now. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I feel left out Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 and gambling911 is a credible source? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: PatO'Brien, theresa113, grocery_monyI'm so fuckin into youhahahahahaLets hire a hooker. Lets get crazy, lets do some coke Link to post Share on other sites
PatO'Brien 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 and gambling911 is a credible source?Can love save the Olsen twins?What was Britney thinking? Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 and gambling911 is a credible source?Even if it's not credible it's hilarious. Would you really be surprised if a guy who gets around the way Jeter has hasn't picked up a disease or two? Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Even if it's not credible it's hilarious. Would you really be surprised if a guy who gets around the way Jeter has hasn't picked up a disease or two?I cant tell if I hate him more or like him now Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 no NYY would ever do thati think... Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 no NYY would ever do thati think...Go back to drinking. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Go back to drinking.k Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 One of my gal friends had sex with Derek Jeter.That's all I got.My ex girlfriend hooked up with him. I don't think she fucked him, because she totally wussed out, but she definitely got naked in front of him. I was never more disappointed in my LIFE than when I found out she didn't fuck him. I mean, how awesome would that have been? "Hey girls. Not into me? Well, a I dated a girl that Derek Jeter fucked for two years. Wait... they didn't fuck for two years -- though that WOULD be awesome, especially for me since I dated her, right? No, we dated for two years. The girl and me. Not me and Derek Jeter. Even though I probably would date him, even though I'm straight and hate the Yankees. It's not like I'm gay, but are you telling me YOU wouldn't date, like, Oprah or some other broad? Except if Oprah was hot?""Hey... hey girls? Where you going?"Wang Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 If you were Derek Jeter, banging all these random super-hot chicks, don't you think you'd want to be wearing 3 condoms most of the time? Not as much for the disease factor (though apparently that should have been a consideration) but when you're a dude that's making $25 mil a year, do you really think you can trust a chick when she tells you she's on the pill or whatever? Having Jeter's kid would be insta-meal-ticket for the next 21 years. Link to post Share on other sites
showstopper24 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Jeter sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 If you were Derek Jeter, banging all these random super-hot chicks, don't you think you'd want to be wearing 3 condoms most of the time? Not as much for the disease factor (though apparently that should have been a consideration) but when you're a dude that's making $25 mil a year, do you really think you can trust a chick when she tells you she's on the pill or whatever? Having Jeter's kid would be insta-meal-ticket for the next 84 years.fyp Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Jeter sucks.Fuck you whitey. Link to post Share on other sites
PatO'Brien 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 Superfluous Weiner is right. I'd love it if my girlfriend fucked Jeter. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Superfluous Weiner is right. I'd love it post pictures of her on a random poker forum if my girlfriend fucked Jeter.-fyp Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Anyone else think that Wang's ex did fuck Jeter, but she doesn't want people to think she's a slut (even though she does want them to think she's cool for hooking up with him)?Seriously...no girl has ever hooked up with and gotten naked for that guy without some form of insertion taking place. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 If you were Derek Jeter, banging all these random super-hot chicks, don't you think you'd want to be wearing 3 condoms most of the time? Not as much for the disease factor (though apparently that should have been a consideration) but when you're a dude that's making $25 mil a year, do you really think you can trust a chick when she tells you she's on the pill or whatever? Having Jeter's kid would be insta-meal-ticket for the next 21 years.He is banging actresses, they don't want to get pregnant and long term some of them may make a lot more than he does. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 He is banging actresses, they don't want to get pregnant and long term some of them may make a lot more than he does. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I didn't know who she was until she was fucking him, you think Alba would want to get pregnant? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I didn't know who she was until she was fucking him, you think Alba would want to get pregnant?yeah...thats not Alba thoughthats Bridget Moynahan Link to post Share on other sites
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