No_Neck 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 well we had an emergency rectal something or other. SHIP IT Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Honestly, how many people call about having something removed from the pooper? example; as said, gerbils.I'll bet TSkillz has to call a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I think I'm done with the tskillz gay jokes.I think Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 I think I'm done with the tskillz gay jokes.Awww that makes me Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 The unemployed are always welcome in our conversations I'm not "unemployed". I tell people I am "self-employed". Link to post Share on other sites
David_Nicoson 1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm not "unemployed". I tell people I am "self-employed".You're a professional entertainer. People come to your table to be entertained playing poker. You entertain them.But yeah, there's a fine line between professional poker player and unemployed bum. Here's to staying on the right side of it! Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm not "unemployed". I tell people I am "self-employed".freelance journalist works too Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'll bet TSkillz has to call a lot.Weaksauce on the easy gay joke, I need more effort.I'm not "unemployed". I tell people I am "self-employed".That sounds like drug dealer. Just tell em you play poker.Edit: And start responding to the Argentina v USA bball game, get excited about it. The line is effing 28. Cover city. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm not "unemployed". I tell people I am "self-employed".you are an Absolute gaming slave Joke:How do you get the professional poker player off your porch?Pay for the pizza. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 lol I've heard that one before. Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm not "unemployed". I tell people I am "self-employed".Do you also tell them you live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!? Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Are you kidding?Vans are expensive. Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I am so unbelievably bad at poker.I am the worst poker player on earth.I should not be permitted to sit at a poker by the US government for my own protection. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 I am so unbelievably bad at poker.I am the worst poker player on earth.I should not be permitted to sit at a poker by the US government for my own protection.YAY!!! story time. Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 YAY!!! story time.Which story do you want?The one where I pushed all in over the top of the tightest player on earth with 8-2 offsuit on a Q-8-4 board after he check-raised me on the flop for over 60 percent of my chips? Maybe that push is better when I put him squarely on a low pair or KQ or AQ preflop? Or the hand where I stacked off with 4-6 after it went raise, re-raise, all in preflop?I will now go drown myself. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Which story do you want?The one where I pushed all in over the top of the tightest player on earth with 8-2 offsuit on a Q-8-4 board after he check-raised me on the flop for over 60 percent of my chips? Maybe that push is better when I put him squarely on a low pair or KQ or AQ preflop? Or the hand where I stacked off with 4-6 after it went raise, re-raise, all in preflop?I will now go drown myself.Just working on your image right? Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 its all about the metagame. Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Or the hand where I stacked off with 4-6 after it went raise, re-raise, all in preflop?I have a sinking feeling that you were the intial raiser, a 2nd player reraised you and a 3rd went all in, which you happily instacalled Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I have a sinking feeling that you were the intial raiser, a 2nd player reraised you and a 3rd went all in, which you happily instacalled You're wrong. I didn't instacall. Link to post Share on other sites
NoBBiR 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 You're wrong. I didn't instacall.Aww, why not? :(Also, I sat through a 3 hour Geology lab last night and was considering which, of several, would be the best way to kill myself?Ideas? Link to post Share on other sites
Naismith 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Aww, why not? :(Also, I sat through a 3 hour Geology lab last night and was considering which, of several, would be the best way to kill myself?Ideas?If you're going to kill yourself, the way to go is gather every dollar you can scrounge up, including liquidating all assets. Go to Vegas, pick any 50-50 game, put it all in play. If you win, you have something to live for. If you lose, grab every chip in the well and run. If you get surrounded, yell that you have a gun and keep running. That'd be fun. Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 If I was gonna kill myself I'd do something crazy on my way out. I'd probably tailgate an Eagles game and sacrifice my life for a perfect season. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Nicoson 1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 The retro B kinda bothers me, Zach. That's where the horseshoe belongs. Link to post Share on other sites
NoBBiR 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 So far I have Naismith winning the in the "'How should NoBbiR kill himself because he hates Geology?' Super Sweepstakes." Link to post Share on other sites
Lavitz 0 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 So far I have Naismith winning the in the "'How should NoBbiR kill himself because he hates Geology?' Super Sweepstakes."Speaking of geology...I HAS A MOUNTAIN: Link to post Share on other sites
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