longshottwelve

Phrases coined by Shakespeare. Can't all be true... or can they?

See you then. BTW I'm only slightly gay not a full blown faggot.

You are arguing relatives. Is something that is soaked in fact wet? Is something that is dry, arid? Was Crocodile Dundee carrying a real knife or just a really big knife?

Same dictionary.DampadjectiveSlightly wetApparently the very definition.

Definition found in Oxford American Dictionary-Wet- noun- Liquid that makes something damp: ei. I could feel the wet of her tears as she begged me to stop.

I'm "Tiger".

I'm, like, so popular now.

Close.

This is starting to sound like an episode of Law & Order.Hacker suspect

I think I'm more proud of getting two people to respond. That makes me 2-0.I actually agree with you. Have really high hopes this year, but don't think 2-0 start against SF and MIA is that big. Still, this team has a track record losing easy games.You'd be surprised how big a deal 2-0 is down here combined with Warner having a perfect game.

Hello? 2-0 anyone?

Scenario #2- Let's say BTN calls my checkraise and turn comes an offsuit 5, now I'm OOP with a Q and my FD with one card to come. What's my course of action if I know he's not folding at this point? c/c, c/f?

BTN has sat down 4 hands ago. No real reads other than him calling a min bet in the SB and donking into the BTN on a KQT board for a 3rd of the pot.SB is probably best described as TP, but he will raise his good hands. Played a hand earlier in the session where I 3bet him with AK in the SB and he snapfolded, since then he's been limping the BTN. Post flop I have seen him get stubborn with top and mid pair, calling them down reluctantly. Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comUTG ($13.85)MP ($11.90)Button ($10.15)SB ($10.00)Hero (BB) (

I hope I didn't come off this way. This was more based on a statement my friend made about AK not being that ahead of random hands and whether I would have risked the same amount if I was playing 1/2+. I try to think of stakes in terms BB's instead of $$$, which is why I kinda discounted what he said. But, it got me wondering how many BB's would I call with or whether that should even matter. Like I said, I'm playing .01/.02 for practice before I get back into NLHE cash, but i don't want to be doing/not doing things in practice that I would be doing in the games I am BR'ed for.

I plugged in same as above as well as AA & KK but also AJo+, KQo,KQs. KQo may be a little wide, but I don't think AQo is far fetched. I was punishing this guy in the blinds all day and he made very few stands, but chatted about the repercussions of betting against him. I know he 3bet me with JT once, but it was at another table when I had like 400BB. Pokerstove put me at like 62/38 or something. I don't know if I'm using this thing wrong (I used pokerllama.com for a long time, but it takes a long time).EDIT: Meant to reword my statement, "Obviously, I think I'm ahead of his range..."

I was playing in a .01/.02 just for practice last night and held AKo in MP with 70BB. I raised 4x and player behind me 3bet shoved his 300BB stack. Had a pretty good read on him, made the call. I don't know much about (SPR) stack-to-pot ratio (or even if it's reliable, I've heard things), so I don't know at what point my stack is too big to make this call. Obviously I'm ahead of his range, but is there a point when you don't want to take a possible coin flip? Is 70BB too big? I figured under 100BB is OK. All I know is I wouldn't call with 300BB, but I really don't know why. Does SPR o

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)SB ($2.51)Hero ($2)UTG ($2.81)MP ($2.88)CO ($1.28)Button ($8.41)Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, Q. 1 fold, MP calls $0.02, CO calls $0.02, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero raises to $0.14, MP folds, CO folds, SB calls $0.12.Flop: ($0.34) 2, 2, 4(2 players)SB checks, Hero bets $0.16, SB calls $0.16.Turn: ($0.66) 8(2 players)SB checks, Hero bets $0.34, SB calls $0.34.River: ($1.34) 7(2 players)SB bets $1.87 (All-In), Hero calls $1.36 (All-In).Final Pot: $4.06Results in white below:

Home game .25/.50 4handed NLHEHero- $55.50SB-$45.50Hero is on the button with Q 8 UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1, BB foldsFLOP: A Q 3 SB checks, Hero bets $2, SB calls $2TURN: 8 SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB raises $7, Hero raises to $18, SB callsRiver: 2 SB bets $3.50, <------sigh Hero calls $3.50SB shows 7 5 for a flush!Hero: "Don't suppose you woulda folded had I shoved the turn?"SB: "I knew the heart was comin', that's why I bet."Hero: "Oh good, then I saved money."

Live Home Game, .25/.50 7 handedThis is a hand I encountered in a home game with a friend of mine. Thing is I'm actually Villain 2, Hero is my friend, unfortunately he's pretty bad and I didn't feel I would get much out of discussing it with him. But, I would like to hear some opinions on how to best play this if you were in his position.Reads are as follows:Villain 1: Pretty standard Loose/passive preflop, but bluffing is not out of his repertoire. Also donkbets on occasions. (once in this session he shoved his $30 stack into $4 pot OOP against PFR(me) on a Q62 rainbow board. Snapfolded

Full Tilt (9 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)Early so no reads.Just read SnG strategy by Colin Moshman. Have not played SnG's for about a year, so not my strong suit. He talks about not committing too much PF with AK in the low blind levels unless the pot is large which is why I smooth call the min-raise rather than re-raise, but based on my position I wonder if this just sucks or I'm missing the point.MP3 is in a good position to raise with 2 callers behind him to a min-raise so I don't know if I should give him too much credit for a sup

Don't know if anyone saw the Today show interview with the women from the compound, but here it is. These chicks are in full brainwash mode.Interview

Weird that I just saw this thread. Just came back from a funeral today and this guy was preaching that no one had any evidence to disprove that Jesus was resurrected, ergo there was 100% certainty that heaven existed. Don't know how he came to that conclusion, but I feel guilty for laughing at a funeral.

I agree that hand 1 is standard. I'm confused why are we calling the flop in hand 2? With 4 people in the hand we're not giving people credit for a J? And by peeling to a 8 aren't our implied odds a little fallible considering T9 might be out there?

Full Tilt 0.25/0.5 Hold'em (5 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)Had been having a run so far and probably on some winners tilt. Was I just going too buck wild with this hand? UTG had just sat down which I think makes it even worse.Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 8. UTG raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG caps, Hero calls.Flop: (11.40 SB) Q, 8, 4(2 players)Hero checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG calls.Turn: (7.70 BB) 5(2 players)Hero bets, UTG calls.PF- I think it's pretty marginal, but I'm not calling if I'm in.Flop- Flop Mptk, I'm expecting

No, I agree, not Jesus. But then again if all I did was hang out with twelve dudes all the time it might cast some suspicion.