JoeyJoJo

True fact #1: 40% of my shoes don't have laces.True fact #2: I have worn 100% of my shoes more than once this year.

Please please please Miami beat the Jets. I need this for my LeBatard listening pleasure.But I'm not too hopeful that Miami will be able to score, like, any points against them.

I have absolutely zero knowledge about German soldiers. But you definitely said "all."Which just kind of jumped out at me.

What?

Huzzah for gay penalties!lol beans

I really hate the Giants, but at least they're more interesting than the Padres. I hope the Rockies overcome them both. And I'd rather see the Braves win the wildcard. But I'll be rooting for the Reds in the NL regardless of who else makes it.

I feel like I would've remembered meeting her. Thanks for everything,Julie Newmar

Coincidence that these were the last words in the Cowboys thread?

*gasp* I had NO IDEA that's what you were trying to do!

Courtin'?

Yeah, those are my favorite kinds of posts.

Yeah, either way, I'm pretty sure I'm still at zero.

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That's brutal. You should call them up and say, "Hey, maybe ease up a bit on that?"

Whose reaction to the song was better?Tim Kurkjian laughingly saying, "This is the stupidest show I have ever heard."or David Samson saying, "That was all this year???"

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Are you still getting those calls from Bank of America?Just read this and it reminded me of that:An Appeal to Reason Sorry there's no one here by that name.No, this still isn't Charles.When I said that nobody here was named Charles, I meant to imply that you had called the wrong number. I realize that's difficult to get your mind around. You dialed those numbers and pressed send fully expecting you'd be having a conversation with Charles right now. When I answered, it was like jumping into a bracing pool of not Charles. If I were Charles, would I lie and tell you that I wasn't Charles? That do

Well, I mean, it doesn't really make much sense to try to kill him after he's dead.

Those seem like the sort of thing where it's a funny idea, but I can't imagine actually going to it.I didn't watch the videos though, so maybe it'll just be a big party or something.

If that was the threshold for a monopoly, then Jacuzzi, Vaseline, and Jell-O would be monopolies too.Hmm...Jacuzzi, Vaseline, Jell-O...if that's not a recipe for good times, I don't know what is.

I like Jon Stewart as much as the next guy (if the next guy is someone who only sees the clips that strategy posts, but likes those clips a lot, but never really remembers to watch him on TV or anything), but I really don't think a "nonscientific online poll" means a whole lot. Which isn't to say I disagree with you, but it's just kind of, you know, pfft.Most wishy-washy post ever? Maybe.

I don't know what the point of this post is.

Yeah, I read some of his most recent articles, including the one about this Jeter play.I'm ok with the initial acting job, but was it really necessary to keep it up with the trainer coming out and all that?I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN!GET HIM A WHEELCHAIR!