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I screwed up by not posting a thread about this so you guys could rail him, but Jordan, fresh off his return from helping small children on the other side of the planet, just took down his first big tournament on Full Tilt. I deserve some of the credit for having the faith in him to stake him into this huge event and it paid off when Jordan took down a full table $2 SnG against some of the toughest competition on the internet. Congratulations, Jordan. SHIIIIIP IT!

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This post really had it all. Allow me to break it down for everyone:Emotion 1: ConfusionWho the hell is Jordan?Wait, Jordan was away? Oh yeah, I think I read about that somewhere.Emotion 2: Golf ClapOh he helped little brown colored people somewhere. Very kind of him.Emotion 3: PrideThis guy is one of our own. First he helps brown people, then he comes back and takes one down for FCP. He's a true warrior, and one of ours. Semper Fi!Emotion 4: OutrageHow dare this assclown come here and seemingly say something nice about our boy who helps brown people, then turn it around and congratulate himself on staking him? We don't stand for that type of shit here. When BK had a piece of Grinder in the Sunday Million, did he make a dozen posts about it? No. Maybe a couple, sure, but then that's all. Emotion 5: Back To The HappyThen comes the big finish - it was a Micro SNG. Not unlike the razor sharp wit found in a Funniest Home Videos segment where a cat is walking on a couch and suddenly falls off, you brought it all home and made us happy again.Genius.

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I just want to make sure that you saw that this was a FULL table, not some easy-as-pie 6-handed SnG.

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This post really had it all. Allow me to break it down for everyone:Emotion 1: ConfusionWho the hell is Jordan?Wait, Jordan was away? Oh yeah, I think I read about that somewhere.Emotion 2: Golf ClapOh he helped little brown colored people somewhere. Very kind of him.Emotion 3: PrideThis guy is one of our own. First he helps brown people, then he comes back and takes one down for FCP. He's a true warrior, and one of ours. Semper Fi!Emotion 4: OutrageHow dare this assclown come here and seemingly say something nice about our boy who helps brown people, then turn it around and congratulate himself on staking him? We don't stand for that type of shit here. When BK had a piece of Grinder in the Sunday Million, did he make a dozen posts about it? No. Maybe a couple, sure, but then that's all. Emotion 5: Back To The HappyThen comes the big finish - it was a Micro SNG. Not unlike the razor sharp wit found in a Funniest Home Videos segment where a cat is walking on a couch and suddenly falls off, you brought it all home and made us happy again.Genius.
lol senseofhumouraments
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I screwed up by not posting a thread about this so you guys could rail him, but Jordan, fresh off his return from helping small children on the other side of the planet, just took down his first big tournament on Full Tilt. I deserve some of the credit for having the faith in him to stake him into this huge event and it paid off when Jordan took down a full table $2 SnG against some of the toughest competition on the internet. Congratulations, Jordan. SHIIIIIP IT!
lol.phew, I don't know I would do if I couldn't get $2 stakes!- Jordanps - trip report to cambodia coming up in a few.
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pls pm me for donkament staking jordan if you actually need it
Wait wait...are you trying to call dibs? Cause I think Jordan and I have a history. =)
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Just so you know, he hasn't paid me my cut of the 2 dollar SnG he won earlier. I cannot vouch for his character.

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pls pm me for donkament staking jordan if you actually need it
JordanEven if you DON'T need staking...I suggest u PM BK YESTERDAY!!!! (He's goooooooooooot at staking!!!)
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pls pm me for donkament staking jordan if you actually need it
kind of you sir.the thing about me is I took all my money offline a few months ago, after a 11k downswing and when all this crap started going down...and I failed to get all of it off, some stuck in neteller..so my main issue is getting money online.however my roll is quite depleted from its peak state just cause of standard things...well besides a boo-boo, but anywho...I'll think about it. If only things could go back to they were before Fristaments.i'm not looking for a stake, but i've been thinking of how to get more money online again and I guess this could be an option. I'll think about it, maybe hit you up on AIM later.- Jordan
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