owise1 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 It was his ex-wife, who said, "... Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Do you mind if i do your friend trojan man? Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 To which spandex man replied... " Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 as long as you take skip with you since the vet is in Trojan's neighbourhood. Feeling good about himself, since he got the wife to do an annoying errand for him, Spandex man decided to get back to his original mission. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 as long as you take skip with you since the vet is in Trojan's neighbourhood. Feeling good about himself, since he got the wife to do an annoying errand for him, Spandex man decided to get back to his original mission.To accomplish this mission he first had to stop by wall mart to pick these 3 important items... Link to post Share on other sites
ramenandeggs 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 a stop watch, garden gloves, and a can of raid. Then we have to go to the liquor store and pick up some "motivation". Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Unfortunately the liquor store was not open. Dejected, Spandex man contemplated if he could really catch a buzz from huffing the newly acquired can of raid? Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted May 3, 2007 Author Share Posted May 3, 2007 But he decided what he really needed was... Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 a chainsaw, large black plastic bags and the complete series of CSI: Miami.After acquiring these items, spandex man... Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Went to Trojans mans house.... Knock... Knock... Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Trojan man opened the door and had no idea who this man wearing a spandex suit was, but invited him in anyways: " you must be here for the gangbang, I like your suit" ... Link to post Share on other sites
TheRake_MD23 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Spandex man zips past the homeowner, jumps directly onto his couch, chainsaw in hand and says, "FU.K yo couch gigga" Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Spandex man zips past the homeowner, jumps directly onto his couch, chainsaw in hand and says, "FU.K yo couch gigga"With his wife looking on in horror, Spandexman begins ripping Trojan Man's couch to schreds while his wife screams "..... Link to post Share on other sites
ramenandeggs 0 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 "You know the way I like it baby! Now..." Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 "You know the way I like it baby! Now...""...let me lick your a$$ hole while shoving 4 fingers up there." Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 "...let me lick your a$$ hole while shoving 4 fingers up there."Take it like the whore you are you dirty little *****.... Then spandexman puts his..... Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Take it like the whore you are you dirty little *****.... Then spandexman puts his.....plunger right into her..... Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 plunger right into her.........ear... Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 At this point, the author of this story realized he had written the worst piece of crap ever. He decided to top himself by writing the screenplay for Delta Farce. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 which subsequently broke "Hudson Hawk"s record for biggest movie theater flop in history, provoking Bruce Willis into... Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 shaving his head? Link to post Share on other sites
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