swoosh210 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 i've worked 2 years to get to where iam and one stupid bar mistake and i'm ****ed. i piss in one eleveaotr and my how carerrer is ****ed Link to post Share on other sites
21gambit 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 you got drunk and pissed in the elevator at your place of employment? Link to post Share on other sites
GT123 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 censored with a FU or censored SH in the elevator? Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 i've worked 2 years to get to where iam and one stupid bar mistake and i'm censored. i censored in one eleveaotr and my how carerrer is censoredi was gona whine about how my girlfriend gained two pounds this month, but i guess i can forget about it now. :silenced: Link to post Share on other sites
swoosh210 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Author Share Posted March 25, 2005 went to 3 bars and am pretty ****ed up... at closing time (2am here in mchigan) i decide to piss in elevator even though within 1 mintues i will be at my house.. some jack ass security guard see's this through the glass elevator ( how smart am i?) and calls the cops.. luckily i have done "ride alongs" with both cops. i get a "notice of prohibited entry" from the marroit hotel in east lansing michigan. now i have be be up in 5 hours to call the GM of the hotel to beg forgivness. not a great thing for a criminal justice major going to the police academcy in augest. Link to post Share on other sites
JTPHS 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 LOLLMAO!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAAHHAHAAi'm sorry does anyone else find this extremely funny?!sorry to laugh at your misfortunes... but...LMAO!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 u had sex in an elevator?? u took a dump in an elevator?? u sang a celine dion song in an elevator?? what did u to that elevator maaaan!! :think: Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 think he took a wiz in it. Which is kind of stupid. i can thik of better places to do it.Like the potted plants in the lobby.I once groped a girlfriend in an elevator, that was fun. Especially since she wasn't mine. muhuhahaha j/ k she really was mine. Fun stuff to do in an elevator :)But at least you didn't forget your forum ID when you were drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 u pyssed in one elevator, peesh that's peanut. i pee in elevators all the time and i'm the president. Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 .....of my yugimon club Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 one time i was in vegas at the Aladdin and i was playin black jack in that casino that is on the second floor. Its suppose to be for high rollers. The night before, i won about 2000 playin craps and when i came back the next night, a casino host told me to try my luck in the high limit upstairs. Well, i went up there and lost all my money and had to take a ppppiissss cause i was drinkin beer. And when your playin blackjack alone, you kind of hold in your pppppiiiisssss a liitle longer than you should. So i ask the manager up there where the bathroom is and he told me there was one way the heck on the other side of the floor. (i know there had to be one somewhere close by but i think since i ran out of cash, he didn't want me to use there high limit restrooms. well, i didn't have time to argue with him so i went lookin for the restroom and couldn't find it. So i ppppiiiissssewd on one of those big pillars that they have in the casino. Luckily no one caught me cause it was about 4am and pretty empty. Link to post Share on other sites
DeNuts1 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 went to 3 bars and am pretty censored up... at closing time (2am here in mchigan) i decide to censored in elevator even though within 1 mintues i will be at my house.. some jack ass security guard see's this through the glass elevator ( how smart am i?) and calls the cops.. luckily i have done "ride alongs" with both cops. i get a "notice of prohibited entry" from the marroit hotel in east lansing michigan. now i have be be up in 5 hours to call the GM of the hotel to beg forgivness. not a great thing for a criminal justice major going to the police academcy in augest.Oh man...that is good stuff. Security guards suck. Wow that is priceless. Don't feel bad I had a buddy going to the academy and he was working as a meat man at target and he got arrested for marking down meat and giving it to his friends. Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Wow, just feeds my disappointment in law enforcement double time!Everyone knows most cops are drunken dicks, now we know the recruits are just drunk and playing with them in public.Awesome. And they have the right to pull people over for going 7 over. Link to post Share on other sites
DeNuts1 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Wow, just feeds my disappointment in law enforcement double time!Everyone knows most cops are drunken censored, now we know the recruits are just drunk and playing with them in public.Awesome. And they have the right to pull people over for going 7 over.I sense a little bitterness. Especially with a number as specific as 7... Link to post Share on other sites
21gambit 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 You were drunk, and at least you pissed in an elevator. I used to work in a sports bar when I was 15(they paid me under the table), I basically worked as a bar back. Anyways, I remember seeing a few guys piss on themselves in front of all their friends and their girl friends. Now thats sad.People do silly things when theyre drunk, its pretty embarassing but no big deal, you should be fine...You disgusting bastar d Link to post Share on other sites
DeNuts1 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 I had a buddy who got drunk on Jack when he was 16 and took a dump all over himself and then rolled in it. Then moved around my buddies house spreading the feces. We had to get up the next morning and clean it up before my friends mom got home. It was an awful experience. I mean the guy had it in his teeth his hair....still makes me gag just thiking about it. Worst part is we took him home in the back of a truck and left him in his front yard...we called him about 3:00 that afternoon and he still hadn't taken a shower. :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafs 142 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 I had a buddy who got drunk on Jack when he was 16 and took a dump all over himself and then rolled in it. Then moved around my buddies house spreading the feces. We had to get up the next morning and clean it up before my friends mom got home. It was an awful experience. I mean the guy had it in his teeth his hair....still makes me gag just thiking about it. Worst part is we took him home in the back of a truck and left him in his front yard...we called him about 3:00 that afternoon and he still hadn't taken a shower. :shock:Was your buddy's name pokerstarben? Link to post Share on other sites
DeNuts1 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 I had a buddy who got drunk on Jack when he was 16 and took a dump all over himself and then rolled in it. Then moved around my buddies house spreading the feces. We had to get up the next morning and clean it up before my friends mom got home. It was an awful experience. I mean the guy had it in his teeth his hair....still makes me gag just thiking about it. Worst part is we took him home in the back of a truck and left him in his front yard...we called him about 3:00 that afternoon and he still hadn't taken a shower. :shock:Was your buddy's name pokerstarben?No it wasn't although he has probably had a similar experience. By the way you quote at the bottom is funny as hell. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 love in an elevator, the feeling you get when your going down.what a shok, cops behaving badly. no offense my man its sounds like you'll fit in fine with the fellow enforcement when you join(jaded from how corrupt most cops are in this wonderful state of NJ) Link to post Share on other sites
spintwisted 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 You'll be ok... Bill Fillmaff urinated on a poker table once but he's still the greatest poker player alive... so life will go on Link to post Share on other sites
swoosh210 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Author Share Posted March 25, 2005 i really hate when you come to a message board and post shit like that when your drunk, lol. i think i'll be fine. i called the general mananger of the hotel and will talk to him when he's out of his meeting. i didn't find a ticket in my pockets, just the thing that says i cant go to that shitty ass hotel for a year. whatever.. by the way, it was urinting in elevator.. if i would have got caught fvcking in there, i really wounldnt have cared. Link to post Share on other sites
DeNuts1 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Note to self: Stay away from the poker forum after heavy drinking and peeing in an elevator. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 i really hate when you come to a message board and post censored like that when your drunk, lol. i think i'll be fine. i called the general mananger of the hotel and will talk to him when he's out of his meeting. i didn't find a ticket in my pockets, just the thing that says i cant go to that censored ass hotel for a year. whatever.. by the way, it was urinting in elevator.. if i would have got caught fvcking in there, i really wounldnt have cared.yeah, that's what I figured. Just wanted an excuse to write love in an elevator Link to post Share on other sites
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