ajs510 122 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. Chainsaw2. Hockey Mask3. Latest issue of Cosmo Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. Gasoline2. Fireplace matches3. Map of Pittsburgh(Only Fryer will get that one.) Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. every rodent in the store2. the biggest pilates ball they sell3. a patch kit Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. Stockings and Garters2. Trench coat3. Copy of the book "Stranger Danger: A Guide to Keeping Your Child Safe" Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Justin Timberlake poster10 bottles of ketchupDisposable enema Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. Ab Lounger http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=25533172. Digital Camcorderhttp://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=48578043. Butterscotch Ponyhttp://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=4875172 Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. A Cartload of Baking Soda2. Spatulas3. Zip Lock Baggies Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. A Cartload of Baking Soda2. Spatulas3. Zip Lock BaggiesOh good one.1. Case of oregano2. Ziploc baggies3. 7 bags of Peanut butter oreos Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Oh good one.1. Case of oregano2. Ziploc baggies3. Electronic scaleFYP? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. Sudafed2. Bunson Burner3. Money Clip Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. needles2. breast pump3. bungie cords Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 FYP?Yep, that's much better. Makes much more sense. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. Razor Blades2. Anbesol3. Yanni CD Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I think the topic was... what WOULD you buy.... not what HAVE you bought.Try again Really, it's better to get the chain and hooks at Lowes.Hey, you're just replenishing your supplies.True. Actually I have no dungeon, but my friends do and they shop at home improvement stores for much of their gear. 1. needles2. breast pump3. bungie cordsWhatever this is, it kinda creeps me out. Mattress Man, your family needs you. Go Home!!! Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Bow and arrowsTargetpicture of George BushGod you suck. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Every Friday after work I head to the local WalMart and purchase the following items: TV Guide Highlighter Family-size Cheetos The clerk and I have developed quite a connection. Before I get in line I usually spend a few minutes browsing the Guide so I can give her some good recommendations for her weekend viewing. I can tell she and I are meant for each other because she is always remarking on the shows I tell her about, saying stuff like, "Ooo, I really wanted to see that, but my boyfriend is coming over that night," or "I might have to record that since my boyfriend and I are going out," or even, "You'll have to tell me all about it next time because my boyfriend is more interested in having sex with me rather than watching TV."It's pretty obvious she'd rather be with me.So tomorrow when I go to WalMart I plan on buying the following items: TV Guide 2-liter of Coke and Ding Dongs Condoms I'll just tell her about the late-night CBS lineup and give her a wink. It's how I roll. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Every Friday after I'll just tell her about the late-night CBS lineup and give her a wink. It's how I roll.You're already crafting the letter to Penthouse in your mind, aren't you?Dear Forum: I never thought this could happen to me, but... Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 For lonely girls:"Back Massager"Poster of Captain Jack SparrowBen and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. Bag of assorted ants and crickets from the pet supply dept. (supposedly for feeding to your pet snake)2. Large tarp3. Maple syrup Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. A baseball bat2. White coveralls3. Fake eyelashesBe sure to be humming "Singing in the Rain" as you check out.haha.... hhahahahahaha... haa... ha... awesome.make sure you get a large porcelain penis as well1. razorblades2. emo cd3. long sleeve shirts Link to post Share on other sites
mcsoupman 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 with Halloween approaching:1) Apples2) Razor Blades3) Rat PoisonNH1. Metamucil2. Ex-Lax3. Egg TimerCrapped my pants just thinking about it.1. Couch2. Lighter Fluid3. MatchesHeckafunny Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. 6 cans of gravy2. a dog whistle3. crotchless panties I thought this was the best except you forgot the peanut butter. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I thought this was the best except you forgot the peanut butter.But it's not his dog. Link to post Share on other sites
dereeekho 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. chainsaw2. meat grater3. tomato seeds Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 1. ski mask2. shotgun shells3. Shotgun!!! and remember to smile p.s. I would like to thank the great George Carlin for that one. Link to post Share on other sites
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