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I think the topic was... what WOULD you buy.... not what HAVE you bought.Try again :club:
Really, it's better to get the chain and hooks at Lowes.
Hey, you're just replenishing your supplies.
True. Actually I have no dungeon, but my friends do and they shop at home improvement stores for much of their gear.
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Whatever this is, it kinda creeps me out. Mattress Man, your family needs you. Go Home!!!
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Every Friday after work I head to the local WalMart and purchase the following items:

  1. TV Guide
  2. Highlighter
  3. Family-size Cheetos

The clerk and I have developed quite a connection. Before I get in line I usually spend a few minutes browsing the Guide so I can give her some good recommendations for her weekend viewing. I can tell she and I are meant for each other because she is always remarking on the shows I tell her about, saying stuff like, "Ooo, I really wanted to see that, but my boyfriend is coming over that night," or "I might have to record that since my boyfriend and I are going out," or even, "You'll have to tell me all about it next time because my boyfriend is more interested in having sex with me rather than watching TV."It's pretty obvious she'd rather be with me.So tomorrow when I go to WalMart I plan on buying the following items:

  1. TV Guide
  2. 2-liter of Coke and Ding Dongs
  3. Condoms

I'll just tell her about the late-night CBS lineup and give her a wink. It's how I roll.

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Every Friday after I'll just tell her about the late-night CBS lineup and give her a wink. It's how I roll.
You're already crafting the letter to Penthouse in your mind, aren't you?
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1. A baseball bat2. White coveralls3. Fake eyelashesBe sure to be humming "Singing in the Rain" as you check out.
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