MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 To make Steve Irwin jokes?Like...go swim with a stingrayorYou could use a vacation, try the great barrier reeforFind chest, insert barbIs it too soon? Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 To make Steve Irwin jokes?Like...go swim with a stingrayorYou could use a vacation, try the great barrier reiforFind chest, insert barbIs it too soon?other than that those aren't really funny i don't care = my guess is you're about to get flamed huge - so yes Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 other than that those aren't really funny i don't care = my guess is you're about to get flamed huge - so yesIn my defence he was Australian Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 not too soon, just make some good ones Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Wife? No way I'd be using a condom.Girl I can't remember her name? Gotta wrap that shit up.too soonyou ******* Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 I would like some good ones.Im not very funny today, so i need a muse and CRIKEY just isnt cutting it.Any suggestions? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 too soonyou *******nice? Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 He was pretty short right?New meaning to the phrase "Throw another shrimp on the barb-ie." Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 He was pretty short right?New meaning to the phrase "Throw another shrimp on the barb-ie."Now that is what im talking about Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Now that is what im talking aboutMeh.It's stretching, but I got nothin'. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 What I found "interesting" is that he was filiming a series called"Oceans Deadliest"I wonder if theyre going to show the film? Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 you'll see footage but i'm guessing the project is also dead Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 I think instead of burying him or creamation they should just feed him to 3 crocodiles while playing taps on a single bugel. discuss.I really wish I made this in General Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 it may be quite a good idea for you to go die. now. Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 it may be quite a good idea for you to go die. now.would that be a stingray death or by crocodile while screaming CRIKEY!!!!Your choice sir Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 MisterB Posted Today, 4:21 PM QUOTE(rwood @ Tuesday, September 5th, 2006, 7:20 PM) it may be quite a good idea for you to go die. now.would that be a stingray death or by crocodile while screaming CRIKEY!!!!Your choice sir NH, sorta... Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Yeah, too soon. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Has it been 22.5 years yet?.......Nope, well, too soon. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 yes. too soon.wait until the tribute video's leave the 1st page of break.com then its fair game Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 yes. too soon.wait until the tribute video's leave the 1st page of break.com then its fair gameFair enoughAnd BTW your work in the friends thread was priceless Link to post Share on other sites
MasterLJ 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 In all sincerity I don't know why I care that he died, but it kinda sucks to think he's gone. At any rate...My Aussie friend told me a doozy:How do you know Steve Irwin wasn't wearing sunblock on the day he died?Because sunblock protects you from harmful rays. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 In all sincerity I don't know why I care that he died, but it kinda sucks to think he's gone. At any rate...My Aussie friend told me a doozy:How do you know Steve Irwin wasn't wearing sunblock on the day he died?Because sunblock protects you from harmful rays.That's the one I was looking for. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 That's the one I was looking for.soo.. Ray vs Tiger? both pwned the shizz out of victims.poll time? Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 soo.. Ray vs Tiger? both pwned the shizz out of victims.poll time?Oh hellz no.If I see the video and that Ray leaps 10 feet out of the water and stings him as he's riding Shamu, maybe.Maybe. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Oh hellz no.If I see the video and that Ray leaps 10 feet out of the water and stings him as he's riding Shamu, maybe.Maybe.Steve Irwin Facts Steve Irwin invented the nervous system just so animals could feel pain.Steve Irwin wrote Beowulf.Steve Irwin once made an Elephant forget.Every time you jerk-off, Steve Irwin kills a crocodile. Not because you jerked-off; that's just how often he kills crocodiles.Steve Irwin wasn't born in the womb - he thought that was for pussies.The best weapon in Halo 2 is Steve Irwin.One time Steve Irwin was walking along the beach and found a genie. He gave the genie three wishes. The genie wished it was Steve Irwin. Three times.Steve Irwin once mated with a crocodile and had a child. That child grew up to be Chuck Norris.When Steve Irwin swims with sharks, the steel cage is not there to keep Steve Irwin safe from the sharks. It is there to keep the sharks safe from Steve Irwin.After Crocodile Dundee pulled out a knife and said the famous line "That's not a knife, this is a knife", the only reason people were scared was because Steve Irwin was standing right behind him.When Steve Irwin plays monopoly, he collects free parking no matter what square he lands on. When he draws the 'Go Directly to Jail' card, he just laughs and rips it up. No one questions him. No one.Steve Irwin's favorite drink is GATORade.When Steve Irwin approached the Gates of Hades, he took the giant 3-headed dog, grabbed it, wrestled it to the ground, beat it into submission and hog tied it. Then, he let the pissed off dog go free and did it all again for fun. Thirty-Seven times. If you don't know who your real father is, it's Steve Irwin.Aussie band Savage Garden will perform at Croc Hunters funeral. First choice was Sting but was decided inappropriate.When Steve Irwin was a child, his friends were skipping stones out on the lake. Steve Irwin thought that game was stupid, so he picked up the biggest rock he could find and hurled it into the sky. That rock is now called The Moon.Steve Irwin once got a blowjob from a crocodile. After that no woman was ever able to compare, no matter how toothy the BJ was. Steve Irwin was killed when his heart was pierced by a deadly sting ray. The stingray was also killed when, in his final living action, Steve Irwin took revenge on the stingray by piercing its heart with his penis. Steve Irwin and the Grizzly Man once double teamed a bear. Steve took the front and Grizzly took the back. They Eiffel towered the bear. Steve Irwin's child has already begun walking in his father's footsteps by trying to provoke his stuffed animals into mauling him.Steve Irwin died as he lived, with animals firmly in his heart.The police discovered that Steve Irwin wasn't wearing any sunscreen at the time of his death. He obviously hadn't been getting protection from HARMFUL RAYS!!!As a child, Steve Irwin played hungry hungry hippos... with real hippos.One time, Steve Irwin went to the bar to play a game of pool. Upon arrival at the bar, he saw it wasn't a real pool. There was no water, and definately no crocodiles. In his confusion and rage, he killed everyone including a crocodile. Which is impossible, until you remember this *IS* Steve Irwin.Steve Irwin once rewrote the complete works of William Shakespeare with ink from a giant squid. When he was done writing he killed and ate the squid for breakfast.During the 1992 Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain Steve Irwin successfully stopped the bulls from running and replaced them with himself, accidentally killing two American tourist in his lone stampede. from http://www.superawesomewow.com/ReDesign/SA...-000.php?idx=72 Link to post Share on other sites
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