Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Well, I decided that since work was so boring, I would try to do a tootsie roll tootsie pop test for an official number of licks to get to the center. About 150 or so licks into it, I realized I should probably come up with something that is a clear cut distinction as to what would classify "reaching the center". I decided that the first taste of the chocolate in the middle would be the defining line. ( note: this is difficult to do with a chocolate flavored tootsie pop, as I have Blue Raspberry at the moment, it should be easy to tell). At present I am at 189. and still no chocolatey taste, but it is getting near........updates to come.Please feel free to post your own results to be added to the sample. Thank youIn response to the numerous requests for a set of fixed guidelines for pop licking, the rules shall be as follows:A lick shall be classified as inserting the pop into your mouth for a period of one second (on one thousand and remove) or, a single stroke of the tongue on the pop, or a stroke of the pop on the tongue.No prolonged periods of sucking are allowed. Case must be thrown out.You must lick down the exterior ridge to make it flush on all sides on the pop and then proceed to lick evenly on all sides as best is possible. If one side of the pop is licked unevenly case must be thrown out.Absolutely no biting or chewing or use of teeth for scraping will be permitted.Happy licking......... Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Well, I decided that since work was so boring, I would try to do a tootsie roll tootsie pop test for an official number of licks to get to the center. About 150 or so licks into it, I realized I should probably come up with something that is a clear cut distinction as to what would classify "reaching the center". I decided that the first taste of the chocolate in the middle would be the defining line. ( note: this is difficult to do with a chocolate flavored tootsie pop, as I have Blue Raspberry at the moment, it should be easy to tell). At present I am at 189. and still no chocolatey taste, but it is getting near........updates to come.great thread, im eagerly awaiting the results, how often will you be posting updates Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 Im at 217, no chocolate yet, but it is clearly visible.On a side note: I have a whole bag, and feel to minimize variance I must conduct the test for as many as possible to get accurate results. Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Im at 217, no chocolate yet, but it is clearly visible.On a side note: I have a whole bag, and feel to minimize variance I must conduct the test for as many as possible to get accurate results.i agree, ive always wondered if lets say green apple would take more or less licks than cherry, i will soon have my answer, i thank you in advance Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 Test case #1 Offical results..........226 licks. I must admit my tongue is a bit raw. Will take a 1 hour breather before conducting test case #2. i agree, ive always wondered if lets say green apple would take more or less licks than cherry, i will soon have my answer, i thank you in advanceAn EXCELLENT point....Flavor / Licks / number of cases / AverageBlue Raspberry / 226 / 1 / 226 Link to post Share on other sites
powerpoker 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Test case #1 Offical results..........226 licks. I must admit my tongue is a bit raw. Will take a 1 hour breather before conducting test case #2.An EXCELLENT point....Flavor / Licks / number of cases / AverageBlue Raspberry / 226 / 1 / 226what happens if the tootsie roll in the center is off center and the tootsie pop is chocolate heavy on one side, i know this happens with the bubble gum in a blow pops sometimes, will this be taken into account or will you just let this be Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 what happens if the tootsie roll in the center is off center and the tootsie pop is chocolate heavy on one side, i know this happens with the bubble gum in a blow pops sometimes, will this be taken into account or will you just let this beAfter about 100,000-200,000 samples this should even out. Link to post Share on other sites
FOOSE1 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 After about 100,000-200,000 samples this should even out.Yeah . . . you have to account for variance . . . I say a minimum of 400,000.Wait . . . what about the ridge around the outside . . . I mean if you lick on the flat part it will take less time than if you lick on the edge of that ridge . . . we need some guidelines here people!! Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 Yeah . . . you have to account for variance . . . I say a minimum of 400,000.We can reach that number if we all band together! Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 216 Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 89 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 We can reach that number if we all band together!This will add just another level of complication, as you will have to take into account the tongue pressures of the various experimenters. This is a one man job I'm afraid. Godspeed. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Is there a fixed licking method that is being used also? Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 I added guidlines for the test cases as requested to the OP. All suggestions and ammendments are welcome 216Flavor? Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 89 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 In response to the numerous requests for a set of fixed guidelines for pop licking, the rules shall be as follows:A lick shall be classified as inserting the pop into your mouth for a period of one second (on one thousand and remove) or, a single stroke of the tongue on the pop, or a stroke of the pop on the tongue.I take issue with your procedure. I think you need to demonstrate that each of the three "licks" are equivalent. Perhaps a few tests using only one method, and compare results. Otherwise I fear this whole experiment may turn into a farce. A farce indeed! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Side note: I once threw up in 3rd grade after eating a tootsie roll, and lost a tooth at the same tiem. I have never eaten one again. It's a shame. I used to like tootsie rolls.What I wanna know is how many licks from a porno actress does it take to get to the center? Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 I take issue with your procedure. I think you need to demonstrate that each of the three "licks" are equivalent. Perhaps a few tests using only one method, and compare results. Otherwise I fear this whole experiment may turn into a farce. A farce indeed!The three licks have been measured in a vacuum with over 1,000,000,000 test cases each and have been found to be within .000001% equivalent to one another, thus allowing all three methods to be used at the pop licker's discretion.Side note: I once threw up in 3rd grade after eating a tootsie roll, and lost a tooth at the same tiem. I have never eaten one again. It's a shame. I used to like tootsie rolls.What I wanna know is how many licks from a porno actress does it take to get to the center?Somehow i sense we are not talking about Candy anymore, unless that happens to be the "actress'" name. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Somehow i sense we are not talking about Candy anymore, unless that happens to be the "actress'" name.You don't consider HERPES to be candy? Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 You don't consider HERPES to be candy?If it is candy coated.............. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Give me a little while, it pretty long, but if I can find it you're about to see my 9th grade science project. I got a C, but it's still funny. Link to post Share on other sites
fckthis 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Give me a little while, it pretty long, but if I can find it you're about to see my 9th grade science project. I got a C, but it's still funny.wouldve loved to be in your class when you presented that. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 This has already been taken care of.The owl in the commercial says it only takes three licks to get to the center. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 This has already been taken care of.The owl in the commercial says it only takes three licks to get to the center.Do you believe EVERYTHING you see on TV?Robert Varkonyi did not win the World Champion.OJ Simpson was NOT guilty.Tim Allen's career is dead.BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI now believe my TV is spying on me.Just as I hit Reply, the old Tootsie Roll Pop commercial came on. And I'm NOT watching TV Land. Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 I now believe my TV is spying on me.Thats not funny man. Ok time for test case #2 Orage flavor. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Thats not funny man. Ok time for test case #2 Orage flavor.Well, Tivo already thinks I'm gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Oneeydjaq 0 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 Well, Tivo already thinks I'm gay.with a name like Tivo, how can it not think everyone is gay150 btw.... Link to post Share on other sites
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