brvheart 1,753 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 who knew that this would ever happen....good thing for Britney her family talked her into a prenup. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Missy Elliot a lesbian? I couldn't see this being a possibility (sw). Now on the other hand, I always thought this guy was gay... Doogie! Say it ain't so?! Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 A banner day...Britney Spears divorcingPOSTED: 4:32 p.m. EST, November 7, 2006 Adjust font size:(CNN) -- It's over for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.CNN has confirmed that the pop singer, known for hits such as "Oops ... I Did It Again" and "Toxic," is divorcing her husband of two years and one month. Spears and Federline, one of the singer's former backup dancers, married October 6, 2004, according to the divorce papers.TMZ.com reports that Spears filed legal papers Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." Spears is asking for legal and physical custody of their two children, 1-year-old Sean Preston and 2-month-old Jayden James.The date of separation was listed as Monday.Spears, 24, married Federline after a six-month courtship in 2004. In January 2004, she had married childhood friend Jason Alexander in Las Vegas, Nevada. That marriage was annulled after 55 hours.Federline, 28, previously had a relationship with actress Shar Jackson. The union produced two children, one of whom was born two months before he married Spears. Federline recently released a rap album, "Playing with Fire."The Spears-Federline marriage has been chronicled in detail in celebrity magazines since the pair tied the knot, with rumors of problems surfacing often. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 NO! NOT BRITNEY AND KEVIN!I blame the media for dissolving this perfect couple. Link to post Share on other sites
Britney Spears 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I'm trying to find my deLorean. Has anyone seen it? Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I'm trying to find my deLorean. Has anyone seen it? I wish I was smart enough to make a K-Fed alter ego to reply... Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I wish I was smart enough to make a K-Fed alter ego to reply... I doubt K-Fed is smart enough to even make an alter ego to reply Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Federline 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I doubt K-Fed is smart enough to even make an alter ego to replyStepp of betch. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Good, now K-Fed can focus all of his energy on his music career. "I know y'all wishin' you was in my positionCause I keep gettin' into situationsThat you wish you was in, cousin"Fucking brilliant right there. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Stepp of betch. bonis pointes fer spelleng Link to post Share on other sites
Grammar Police 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Step off, bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 There is something seriously wrong with you......... Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 "Blue Yankee hat on,Red monkey pants on,Fresh to death,’cause I keep the latest fashion."...."It’s going down like a fresh pair of panties,Cab looked better than a couple pair of Grammy’s.You understand me, the city is mine,so I do like the roll, I twist and wind." Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_Jones 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 "Blue Yankee hat on,Red monkey pants on,Fresh to death,’cause I keep the latest fashion."...."It’s going down like a fresh pair of panties,Cab looked better than a couple pair of Grammy’s.You understand me, the city is mine,so I do like the roll, I twist and wind."That ain't crunk. Link to post Share on other sites
BobHope 6 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Brittney, Kevin.. thanks for the memories. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 That ain't crunk.No, but red monkey pants are the latest fashion. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Aww man looks like I'm gonna have to fly out and console my boy KFed. Not the best day for him Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Aww man looks like I'm gonna have to fly out and console my boy KFed. Not the best day for himAs opposed to other days for him which were spectacular? If I woke up tomorrow morning and realized I was KFed, I would do things that involve wrapping my lips around a .45 caliber phallus and taking a load. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 As opposed to other days for him which were spectacular? If I woke up tomorrow morning and realized I was KFed, I would do things that involve wrapping my lips around a .45 caliber phallus and taking a load.Stop being a hater Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 As opposed to other days for him which were spectacular? If I woke up tomorrow morning and realized I was KFed, I would do things that involve wrapping my lips around a .45 caliber phallus and taking a load.I have to agree. If your career is listed as "aspiring rapper", you pretty much have no hope if you split up with your famous wife. Britney, Britney, Britney. Oh Britney.Wow. I used to jerk off to her videos religiously, and now she absolutely disgusts me. She is FUCKED up in that video though. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I have to agree. If your career is listed as "aspiring rapper", you pretty much have no hope if you split up with your famous wife.Wow. I used to jerk off to her videos religiously, and now she absolutely disgusts me. She is FUCKED up in that video though.Id still do her... now that KFed is off her back she might start working out again and get hot Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Id still do her... now that KFed is off her back she might start working out again and get hotI think she's pretty much resigned to being rich white trash for the rest of time. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I heard the reason for the divorce is she was a huge John Cena fan and when Kfed hit Cena with the title belt on Cyber Sunday to cost John the match that was the end of it she couldnt take it anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I heard the reason for the divorce is she was a huge John Cena fan and when Kfed hit Cena with the title belt on Cyber Sunday to cost John the match that was the end of it she couldnt take it anymore.winner, AINEC. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,753 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Don't ever tell me Britney isn't super classy. Link to post Share on other sites
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