fryer98 30 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 and i dip in lectures.I was a Building Construction Management major at Purdue...so lot's of rednecks in my classes. They would all dip in class. While the teachers were passing out exams, all you could hear was tin packing. Then, some of the teachers would put their dips in too. Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 laughs shyly as his face turns red and shoulder shrughe says "boyish charm, who me"heehheeeheeeestill can't believe i choked away the tourney this weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
Duff_Man 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 and i dip in lectures.I was a Building Construction Management major at Purdue...so lot's of rednecks in my classes. They would all dip in class. While the teachers were passing out exams, all you could hear was tin packing. Then, some of the teachers would put their dips in too.I didn't chew back in college so I've never dipped during class. Probably wouldn't anyway if I did. Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 when you are doing calc 3 for the second time, a packed lip is mandatory Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 mathematical foundations of computer science, eh....sounds like an excuse to pack a lip to me.i'm off! Link to post Share on other sites
Wilderness 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 a poem by THe Chuck entitled dumb raindumb rain, i hate you;You are not even remotely coolI love your drops when i am not workingBut i amAnd you wetness prevents my internet from workingDumb raincensored youDumb rain you have caused me to miss so much in my lifeStupid idiot censored rainif i get wet outside before i eat my vietnamese food;i will censored all over youdumb raincensored youGod, that really hit the spot with me ... all the rain is driving the stupid peoples into the museum where I work and making things really suck.****ing rain would be a better title though. Link to post Share on other sites
Duff_Man 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 a poem by THe Chuck entitled dumb raindumb rain, i hate you;You are not even remotely coolI love your drops when i am not workingBut i amAnd you wetness prevents my internet from workingDumb raincensored youDumb rain you have caused me to miss so much in my lifeStupid idiot censored rainif i get wet outside before i eat my vietnamese food;i will censored all over youdumb raincensored youGod, that really hit the spot with me ... all the rain is driving the stupid peoples into the museum where I work and making things really suck.censored rain would be a better title though.But remember it's Friday for ya! Just keep thinking that and it'll be all good. Link to post Share on other sites
faketree 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 wow today is so boring. keep the poems coming chuck. at least its something mildly interesting to read.I concur. Being stuck behind a desk at work is killing me. And faketree I think you should make an ooolong photo album on Yahoo or start a thread for him here with all your pics. I swear I think that's the coolest thing ever.I currently have an email out to Oolong's former owner asking for permission to use his photos on my personal website and if it is OK to adjust the pictures in photoshop for my own needs. I'm sure he'll have no problem as long as I link to his site. I already have over 100 stored on my harddrive. So, barring some unforeseen dickness from him, they'll be up on my site soon.yeah all this lunch talk is making me hungry. just 39 minutes till lunch. thinking maybe baja fresh burrito or confucius restaurant sweet and sour chicken with fried rice and egg drop soup. i'm trying to stay away from wendys and jack in the box. i may cave and go to in & out. oh in & out is the bomb bizzle. double-double animal style with fries and a coke. currently salivating.it was supposed to rain here all day but it hasn't started yet. its also about 10 degrees warmer than they said. all in all, its a good day for a day off but i'm staring at my stupid iMac monitor waiting for the day to end.iMacs are stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 a poem by THe Chuck entitled dumb rain dumb rain, i hate you; You are not even remotely cool I love your drops when i am not working But i am And you wetness prevents my internet from working Dumb rain censored you Dumb rain you have caused me to miss so much in my life Stupid idiot censored rain if i get wet outside before i eat my vietnamese food; i will censored all over you dumb rain censored you Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 :shock: Nice double poast Chuck, my prediction was only 15 minutes off. I think we need to call Guiness on this one. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 We have another new record of 2 hours and 55 mins. Chuck, just when I thought you couldn't do any better, you show us all that there is no better double poster out there. For that reason, we are proud to have you as part of our Army!! :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: :clap: :dance: Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Untitled:Down there,Oh down there, Down there where the sun don't shine.There is a tingly sensation.Tingly like Orange Juice on A wednesday afternoon.Tis the feeling of urination.I have to pee,Badly,Very BadlyI would like to go to the bathroom now - But i cannot,Because inside me i have somehow decided i will wait until it hurtsFeelings of urination i despise you but invite you to stay.Stay with me peeStay with me until i push you out of my bladder. The endUntitled,By ChuckSty Link to post Share on other sites
faketree 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Untitled:Down there,Oh down there, Down there where the sun don't shine.There is a tingly sensation.Tingly like Orange Juice on A wednesday afternoon.Tis the feeling of urination.I have to pee,Badly,Very BadlyI would like to go to the bathroom now - But i cannot,Because inside me i have somehow decided i will wait until it hurtsFeelings of urination i despise you but invite you to stay.Stay with me peeStay with me until i push you out of my bladder. The endUntitled,By ChuckStygood stuff....but you should pee....bad for the kidneys...believe me. Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 chuckthe official new poet lauriate of FCP Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 i have a new game to play where i answer old questions throughout this post but without quoting them.for instance the answer to one question that has been set forth is "some"another one is.Yeah when i was a kid i used to do it alot, but now i don't have the time. Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 i forgot to ask if anyone else wanted to play Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 "NO!"hmmm, am I answering your question....or a previous one from page 13?? Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 can't believe i am gonna take the time to look. Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 got back to page 27 and couldn't go on. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 got back to page 27 and couldn't go on.slacker. I just made that page up anyway. and edited to change it on you a few times. SUCKER!! Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 no i have never heard of him.the only one i know is jesus Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 yes, it does burn when i pee.(oh wait, that was a question my doctor asked me) Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 I'm out....later.#600!! wOOt wOOt598 of which are worthless...just like me. Link to post Share on other sites
LeeDanger 0 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 woohoo #300!!!!Oh shit!!! not yet........ now I have to go make up 8 posts somehow..............hmmmm better contact smash see how he does it Link to post Share on other sites
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