Suited_Up 2 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 ya its not as cool as umm.. a new couch???I'm on page 2 in my couch thread!!Now who's served!!?? Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 How about a blue plush doll. Nothing like a human, just a large round soft body with a plain oval head with eyes and a great big smile. Long arms that can reach around a normal sized human being and when you press his belly it says "Everything is going to be okay"LOL. nice, I actually had an idea last year that i call the Poker Choker.sounds ghey but anyone remember those Crash test dummy soft dolls?u could rip their limbs off, anyways, something that u have on yoru desk or monitor for people with CTR 's, but it would be like from the shoulders UP. a poker player dummy like Hoyt Corkins ,or a grinder doll or a Kathy Liebert doll LOL.,but basically, U rip it apart when u tilt, never wenty through wiht it cuz i started punhcing my laundry insteadI'm on page 2 in my couch thread!!Now who's served!!??what page are you on right now then idiot???Jeeez, kids are getting dummer each year Link to post Share on other sites
ForRealDD 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 LOL. nice, I actually had an idea last year that i call the Poker Choker.sounds ghey but anyone remember those Crash test dummy soft dolls?u could rip their limbs off, anyways, something that u have on yoru desk or monitor for people with CTR 's, but it would be like from the shoulders UP. a poker player dummy like Hoyt Corkins ,or a grinder doll or a Kathy Liebert doll LOL.,but basically, U rip it apart when u tilt, never wenty through wiht it cuz i started punhcing my laundry insteadThere is a sick...sick ...sick fyp in there somewhere, but my mayonaise IQ is hampering it....Edit: The ceiling fan remote was orginally my idea....and while we're on the subject, When I was in high school there was this chick that moved to town and we started hanging out quite a big, went to her house and it was fairly large for 2 people (her and her young milf). 4000ish sf , $750,000 price tag. One day I asked how her and her mom bought the house and she told me the story of how one day her grandpa was at the store and saw someone struggling in a wheelchair trying to shop....he patented the "Sit & Shop" Wheelchairs with baskets on the front, the guy is a batrillionare from that stupid little invention.....damn this mayonaise IQ ! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 LOL. nice, I actually had an idea last year that i call the Poker Choker.sounds ghey but anyone remember those Crash test dummy soft dolls?u could rip their limbs off, anyways, something that u have on yoru desk or monitor for people with CTR 's, but it would be like from the shoulders UP. a poker player dummy like Hoyt Corkins ,or a grinder doll or a Kathy Liebert doll LOL.,but basically, U rip it apart when u tilt, never wenty through wiht it cuz i started punhcing my laundry insteadwhat page are you on right now then idiot???Jeeez, kids are getting dummer each yearMine is set at 40 posts per page. Yours is still on page one. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 Mine is set at 40 posts per page. Yours is still on page one.ya well i could get a retarded amount of useless posts too if i kept responding and commenting to every little thing over and over like your couch thread which is 75% your posts. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 A handheld miniature Mac. Something like the Sony Vaio U series. Yeeahh that would be prime. Link to post Share on other sites
mrphilfish 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Aluminum pool cues that are made to appear to be made out of wood. Many..All the pool cues in pool halls and bars are always warped and an aluminum cue would not warp.PM me if you ned my contact info. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Aluminum pool cues that are made to appear to be made out of wood. Many..All the pool cues in pool halls and bars are always warped and an aluminum cue would not warp.PM me if you ned my contact info.Might dent though. Link to post Share on other sites
mrphilfish 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Here's another;How about a couch that is the color of shit so you can sit on it naked and not worry about skid marks. Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 ,but basically, U rip it apart when u tilt, never wenty through wiht it cuz i started punhcing my laundry insteadThis post reminds me of an old topic about what people have broken in their homes over a bad beat. I always laughed at the people that punched holes in their walls and broke thier hands.Laundry is a safe alternative to walls. Link to post Share on other sites
meservery 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 My dad honestly tried to patent the black band-aid cause band-aids really stick out of African-AmericansLOL. this girl who went to my highschool wanted to invent those too. did your dad have a name for them? her's were going to be called "soul strips."she was on a prescription for lithium at the time... if that means anything. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Here's another;How about a couch that is the color of shit so you can sit on it naked and not worry about skid marks.Like this one? Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Like this one?Why else would I have gotten it? Link to post Share on other sites
dreamcaster 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Why else would I have gotten it?'Suited_Up's couch' is the new 'broccoli' Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 LOL. this girl who went to my highschool wanted to invent those too. did your dad have a name for them? her's were going to be called "soul strips."she was on a prescription for lithium at the time... if that means anything.he was going to call them flesh tones, and the latino version was going to be his second wave Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Here's another;How about a couch that is the color of shit so you can sit on it naked and not worry about skid marks.second time this guy made me laugh today. well donehe was going to call them flesh tones, and the latino version was going to be his second wavekind of like the Whizzinator.I busted you in a sng punkcan someone invent something that would make Royal less of a... I got no jokes right now. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Maybe invent an autoflame computerjust program in the best flames, and have a flame button, and whenever someone makes a really stupid post you hit the flame button and it randomly gives you a good flame.i like it FMPwow, i was mentioned in a post by royaltourcan i get a hat or something honoring this occasion? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Maybe invent an autoflame computerjust program in the best flames, and have a flame button, and whenever someone makes a really stupid post you hit the flame button and it randomly gives you a good flame.i like itThen, I'll obsolete your invention with a program that scans through millions of lines of text pre-second, and finds stupid newbie shit that needs to be flamed, and does all the flaming for you. Purists will hate it because you have no control, but the general public will eat it up. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Then, I'll obsolete your invention with a program that scans through millions of lines of text pre-second, and finds stupid newbie shit that needs to be flamed, and does all the flaming for you. Purists will hate it because you have no control, but the general public will eat it up.man, we should start a company Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 man, we should start a companyWe'll need to sign Smash on to write some flames. Also, Spade, Allinbluff, and K-Dawg. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 We'll need to sign Smash on to write some flames. Also, Spade, Allinbluff, and K-Dawg.also, i think turdhes the best IMO Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 also, i think turdhes the best IMOSmash would PWN Turd, ainec Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 We'll need to sign Smash on to write some flames. Also, Spade, Allinbluff, and K-Dawg.you got a permit for that e-validation? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 you got a permit for that e-validation?I would give myself to Smash. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I would give myself to Smash.i was considering picturing you two on a date, but my head nearly exploded, so i stopped. Link to post Share on other sites
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