nrs02004 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 So I'm playing in this MTT, and I'm fairly deep (just about to be in the money), and my roomate comes in the room. Only problem is, he doesn't come in alone. There's a fairly hot chick with him (she's kind of half in the room at this point saying something to someone in the hall). There's this long pause... then... "hey... I'm gonna need you to stay over at your girlfriends tonight... that'd be great..." (The way he said it was obnoxious as hell... think office space).Normally even with no advance notice and the obnoxious way he asked I'd be like... whatever, since he has a real hard time getting any play, I'll give him his 5 seconds of fame; but I mean C'MON I'M PLAYING POKER HERE... and I'M CLOSE TO A BIG SCORE (maybe not as big as his... but she wasn't that hot...).So I respond.... "Yeah.... not gonna happen. I'm about to win a MTT and I need my wits about me." So he looks real pissed and leaves with the girl. He comes back alone like 15 minutes later, and ****ing goes berserk and starts throwing ****... So I tell him I want to talk to him in the hall. As soon as he's out of the room I lock the door, and go back to playing I've been taking crap from ppl for the last half hour about it, so I thought I'd share it on a poker site to get some sympathy from fellow players .Anyhow, commence sympathy! (if you flame I'm gonna go ahead and assume you suck at poker, and rape children... and furthermore I'm gonna spread it all over the interweb) Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba83 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 I like it, why couldn't he use somewhere else to ****?What tourney you in? Link to post Share on other sites
nrs02004 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Author Share Posted April 30, 2006 I like it, why couldn't he use somewhere else to ****?What tourney you in?Party 10k gtd, but alas twas not to be , ppl giving me **** made me play dumb Stupid roomates are definetly -EV Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 potdfer shizzle Link to post Share on other sites
DMBroller 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 So I tell him I want to talk to him in the hall. As soon as he's out of the room I lock the door, and go back to playing classic Link to post Share on other sites
Kangaroo 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 nice move, screw him tell him to go find a car or alley or something. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 hahaha i like it very much. i'd do the same thing Link to post Share on other sites
psujohn 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Tell him to go ahead and screw her. If youre concentrating on the game it shouldn't bother you too much. Link to post Share on other sites
SunDrop 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Tell him the price of admission is at least a handjob from her. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerkid 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Tell him the price of admission is at least a blowjob from her. Link to post Share on other sites
TheWatchMan 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 should have told him to wait it out.if your in college/school why the **** cant he go to hers.he has a point though, you were being an internet junky and sex is DEFINITELY more important than 10k guaranteed.your both a pair of cunts in my book. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Results?Did you make the money?Did he get any?Did he kill you the next day?ps. I think you were in the right, and NH with the door thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 well playedhaha i think its funny that you said you need your wits about you. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Very nicely done with the "Let's go talk in the hall GOTCHA SUCKA!" Link to post Share on other sites
astros11ss 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Results?Did you make the money?Did he get any?Did he kill you the next day?ps. I think you were in the right, and NH with the door thing. decisions, not results... Link to post Share on other sites
TheMathProf 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 This thread is worthless without pics.The blowjob could be -EV depending on the girl. Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 is what he really does when you leave. (3/4ths into the video) Link to post Share on other sites
HonkyRocket 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 desperation for sex is no excuse to ask the economy to stop. well played. earn the money, procreation (even if accidental) can wait, get rich and die happy. hell you can pay for sex with enough money (and desperation). Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Tell him the price of admission is at least a footjob from her. Link to post Share on other sites
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