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From that group I'm gonna give Ronald the nod here. He seems like a giving lover and apparently my wife is ok banging a fatty.

 

Essay would probably be my # 2. If she's gonna hate it, it might as well be over quick right?

 

Strats gotta be last, no way I wanna stroll down that hallway after, you know what I mean?

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I'll make your wife cum like gangbusters. I hope you're prepared

 

2 and a half pitchers in with the lady. Lost Cost Tangerine Wheat

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Ocho beat me? And why did I have a bye?

 

You had a bye because you were going against me.

 

Ocho beat you because of this:

 

I'll make your wife cum like gangbusters. I hope you're prepared

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Oh yeah, you dont wanna win that one.

 

But I would definitely pull out all the stops on a sickies wife. I need bragging rights

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Some are pity-****s

Some are for the scouting report

Some are for the I'm Gonna Git Mine factor

 

Anyway you look at it, that's a lot of sex for $1mm.

 

Oh, wait, does she have to participate in all the rounds or does she get a bye until the final?

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Well, I was just looking at it as she gets the winner, but I was answering mine as if she had full participation (otherwise the early rounds wouldn't matter).

 

I want to know why I lost to Tilt.

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Some are pity-****s

Some are for the scouting report

 

People would lose in mine for one of two reasons:

 

1. I was nervous she might enjoy it too much.

2. I was nervous she might be repulsed by it too much.

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So sex with me is like watching an episode of a bad CBS sitcom. It's really not good but it's over quick and won't make you gouge your eyes out. And it's something to do before you fall asleep.

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Tilty would tell her how yummy her pssy looks and skeeve her out.

 

My curse is this, abd why I wouldnt win the fastest to 10 contest. I'm chubby to tubby. Instant reaction would be, well, he's handsome and has blonde hair, blue eyes and tall. Baby making material. But not instant attraction. Then I'd be me for a while, get her on the sexy train of thought, some booze. Some laughs. Boom, we're naked

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Btw. Boss man is making bloody Mary's and omelets for whoever works tomorrow. Torn because I don't want to and also the cable guys coming between 10 and 12.

 

But free booze and food at work.

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Cinemax After Dark

 

I wish

 

Shake is Lifetime. They have many a rape movie

 

ABC, 10pm or later. Sometimes edgy, sometimes boring

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