The Ocho 970 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 From that group I'm gonna give Ronald the nod here. He seems like a giving lover and apparently my wife is ok banging a fatty. Essay would probably be my # 2. If she's gonna hate it, it might as well be over quick right? Strats gotta be last, no way I wanna stroll down that hallway after, you know what I mean? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I'll make your wife cum like gangbusters. I hope you're prepared 2 and a half pitchers in with the lady. Lost Cost Tangerine Wheat Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 finally I win something. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Ocho beat me? And why did I have a bye? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Ocho beat me? And why did I have a bye? You had a bye because you were going against me. Ocho beat you because of this: I'll make your wife cum like gangbusters. I hope you're prepared Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Wow, I thought me and Essay I'm the final 4 for sure. It would be over so quick I don't even know if you could call it sex. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Oh yeah, you dont wanna win that one. But I would definitely pull out all the stops on a sickies wife. I need bragging rights Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 For any that would pick me to bang their wife just know I DEFINITELY won't be wearing a rubber. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 lol That 1 vs 16 match-up just got more interesting. Chance of pregnancy vs. hung like a horse? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Some are pity-****s Some are for the scouting report Some are for the I'm Gonna Git Mine factor Anyway you look at it, that's a lot of sex for $1mm. Oh, wait, does she have to participate in all the rounds or does she get a bye until the final? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Oh, and I'm not paying taxes on that million, either. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Well, I was just looking at it as she gets the winner, but I was answering mine as if she had full participation (otherwise the early rounds wouldn't matter). I want to know why I lost to Tilt. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 So Jubi picked himself to have sex with his own wife for a million dollars? What a sacrifice. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Some are pity-****s Some are for the scouting report People would lose in mine for one of two reasons: 1. I was nervous she might enjoy it too much. 2. I was nervous she might be repulsed by it too much. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 So sex with me is like watching an episode of a bad CBS sitcom. It's really not good but it's over quick and won't make you gouge your eyes out. And it's something to do before you fall asleep. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Tilty would tell her how yummy her pssy looks and skeeve her out. My curse is this, abd why I wouldnt win the fastest to 10 contest. I'm chubby to tubby. Instant reaction would be, well, he's handsome and has blonde hair, blue eyes and tall. Baby making material. But not instant attraction. Then I'd be me for a while, get her on the sexy train of thought, some booze. Some laughs. Boom, we're naked Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Quick, everybody describe your sex life using TV networks. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Btw. Boss man is making bloody Mary's and omelets for whoever works tomorrow. Torn because I don't want to and also the cable guys coming between 10 and 12. But free booze and food at work. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Dont go, sleeping in is tbe tits Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Cinemax After Dark I wish Shake is Lifetime. They have many a rape movie ABC, 10pm or later. Sometimes edgy, sometimes boring Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Some channel that isn't available on most cable providers. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Some channel that isn't available on most cable providers. 700 Club Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Napa what's going down at this arena football game? Any ladies? Link to post Share on other sites
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