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Hey Machine..during March Madness there was an interview with a player from La Salle after the gonzaga win but before the wichita state game where they interviewer asks him if he even knows where Wichita State is and he just pauses and goes "naaaahhhhh". At some point they played the clip on the SVP & Russillo show. I remember trying to find the clip not long after it happened but had no luck. Giving it another shot. I guess I could just listen to the four shows that it could have been on at that time, but that seems like a huge waste of time.

 

What I'm saying is..can you help me?

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Hey Machine..during March Madness there was an interview with a player from La Salle after the gonzaga win but before the wichita state game where they interviewer asks him if he even knows where Wichita State is and he just pauses and goes "naaaahhhhh". At some point they played the clip on the SVP & Russillo show. I remember trying to find the clip not long after it happened but had no luck. Giving it another shot. I guess I could just listen to the four shows that it could have been on at that time, but that seems like a huge waste of time.

 

What I'm saying is..can you help me?

 

I can help you. It's in Kansas.

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MGMT show was pretty good. Lots of high schoolers and a fair amount of cute-to-hot chicks (of age and not). 'Course didn't talk to any of them. I'm tired today and could use another cup of coffee, but I don't have the energy to go upstairs and get some. CATCH-22

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She hasn't responded yet, but she also hasn't been on tinder since before I sent the message. I'm not sure if tinder sends notifications on new chats or whatever. What I'm saying is, I don't think she's seen my chat.

 

No.

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We have a small marker board in our office where we write funny things and stuff. My attempt last week "'I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.' - Janet Reno" didn't go over well. I need to rebound. Help me.

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so the interview was a lunch thing. holy fck the multitasking in a lunch interview. you don't want to finish first or last, but you can't get any food down because you are supposed to be the one doing a lot of the talking. and the waiter, the guy didn't realize that it was an interview he was witnessing, so he cut me off in the middle of an answer two times.

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Based on your other interview tales, surprised you didnt order an eff you margarita. "Why? Cuz I can, and I dont need this shit, you need me"

 

Thats party that you bring to the table

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Fck me with this 11 hour conference today.

 

I shoulda booked the room and stayed in it tonight. STUPID ME.

 

Walked to an irish pub thrown down 2 or 3 before cocktail hour where they are giving us 2 drinks. Then I'll talk to a few people, sober up completely do drive home. 2 hours later.

 

Atlanta traffic, interesting

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