I Called In Sick Today

[Cha! Cha! 628]

HR lady: so your raise should have kicked in by now. has it?

me: I honestly can't tell if it did or not.

 

I laughed.

 

 

also, going to hang out with okc girl again tonight. sit by a fire, drink some beer, bang... this girl might be all right.

 

I was about to ask you when you met a girl from Oklahoma City, but then strat said okc too, so I figured it out. I should probably just delete this.

[Essay21 2,385]

Strat give me your five best status messages. I'm thinking about putting one up on our instant message system.

[Cha! Cha! 628]

to offset it, my IM status message will be "fights problems with bigger problems"

 

time is not a nice person

 

i have to return some videotapes.

 

all right all right all right

 

I'm a shaaaaark!

 

everything is a copy of a copy of a copy

 

can I get the icon in cornflower blue?

 

jerry, all these big companies, they write everything off

 

everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

[Essay21 2,385]

What else you got?

[Cha! Cha! 628]

Edit: I...I just posted in the wrong thread...

[Cha! Cha! 628]

Busier than a leper in an all-hands meeting.

 

Communication creates the illusion of progress.

[Essay21 2,385]

This is how it starts. Next thing he'll be going to work with no pants on and telling kids it's 1942 again.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

I have no idea what the 'cornflower blue' quote is from but I love it.

 

the LCD soundsystem quote is incredible

 

I wonder honestly if Cha! Cha! just writes everything down. some of those are from when I was temping.

 

former member of the brain trust gives me shit for wearing an unironed shirt today. I said something like, "my concern for my appearance tends to vary depending on who is out of office."

[Cha! Cha! 628]

Cornflower blue is from Fight Club.

 

You probably would've figured that out if you knew it was one of Shake's status messages.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

so anyway the wingworker checked the out of office list, which obviously includes Amanda, and IMs me guessing that I was referring to a guy on that list. a married guy.

 

I might use that cornflower blue line.

[Cha! Cha! 628]

[Cha! Cha! 628]

I've been watching this for like 20 minutes:

 

http://www.sandiegozoo.org/pandacam/index.html

[The Ocho 970]

Is that Panda getting head?

[Cha! Cha! 628]

That's not a Pedobear.

 

The big panda was just sleeping like it was dead and then the little one went over and started climbing all over him until he eventually woke up and changed positions. Now they're snuggling.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

LG and I used to watch that steam a lot in like, 2007. they have had several cycle through apparently.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Awwwwwww

 

 

Fag

[Essay21 2,385]

Nice and slow by usher is a great song.

[brvheart 1,752]

I hate that this site is blocked at school. Retarded.

 

The $15/mth I spend for tethering is the most important bill I pay each month.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

Look, I don't wanna spam ya'll, but check out republic wireless, it's ridiculously cheap and the moto x is about to drop on it.

[The Ocho 970]

Look, I don't wanna spam ya'll, but check out republic wireless, it's ridiculously cheap and the moto x is about to drop on it.

 

Is this a rap lyric?

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

 

 

Is this a rap lyric?

if it was, you would be the one to goddamn know it

[brvheart 1,752]

I can't believe I didn't think of this before.

 

Ocho, you're getting a pm from me. After you download and listen, I have a bunch of questions for you.

[Cha! Cha! 628]

The "goddamn" really sold that post.

[Cha! Cha! 628]

[Essay21 2,385]

Sitting on my porch drinking alone in the cold and rain.