iTommyGavin81 288 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Napa if you don't bang her I will. I will. Mexi-melt was on fire tonight Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 And you too strat however JLL generated my only like of the evening with his yard n a half joke Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 you gotta give likes to get them. simple physics my man. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 She asked me why I hadn't finished my drink and I said something like well somebody has to drive home tonight and she goes well, ill be driving myself home. So, I don't know. She almost spilled a drink all over my crotch but I was able to avoid it. Maybe I shouldn't have. TG, in glad you showed up. I left those pictures up for you. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I had a positively lovely evening tonight. I'm sleepy however and will wait til morning for a full trip report. I will delay if need be so napa can bask in the glow of banging a hot single mom bartender Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Napa=bro4life Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Very nice Napa. I'm with the play-your-cards-right-and-you'll-get-inside-her-soon-enough crowd. On a similar note, I just made el sexo myself. Currently waiting on my stores to send in closing paperwork so I can do my reports tonight rather than have to get up early on a Saturday to do them. And I hate opposums because there's one of the little bastards that runs back and forth across the power lines behind the house which drives the dogs nuts and makes them bark in the middle of the night. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I like them because they are deeply ridiculous creatures. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 No and no. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 No and no. you could not be more wrong. they play dead and smell terrible. there's just so much character there. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I'm not gonna be mean to you. much as you try to induce it, I won't accommodate. You're a better man than I am. I can't resist his setups Funny enough, last night, I didnt eat a thing. Last food was at 2pm at Jimmy Johns. Needless to say, I'm currently hungry. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Mmmm, Jimmy John's. I do miss Florida. Eli is starting to crawl a bit earlier than expected. Currently baby proofing the house. He's not supposed to be mobile already. We are interviewing some part time nannies. There's a cute white girl with some stereotypically placed tattoos. There's a nice 35 year old thai lady who says she loves to make thai food. There's a 59 year old black lady/Jesus freak. There's an unfortunate looking 21 year old white girl who goes to college nearby. I think we need a whiteboard Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I didn't eat anything last night which now is making sense why I got drunk kinda easy and slept kinda shitty. I would appreciate your sensitivity in my time of grieving. This morning when my roommate saw me alone he asks what happened, I said I didn't want to talk about it and then he said "not only is this girl ruining your life, she's ruining our life which means she's ruining my life so figure your shit out" so...you're not the only frustrated ones. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 At least your roommate likes you and cares about you. One up on Essay Cane, as much as it pains me to write it, dont get a hot nanny. That would be difficult. I miss SoFL for the Proximity to the beach and my friends. But I do like central Florida. Good scene up here. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 None of the candidates are hot. The young white girl with that tattoos is "ok" but the thai woman is definitely the leader in the clubhouse right now. We are going to offer her $100/day and see what she says. We are interviewing one more woman today but we both really liked the thai lady. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Mmmm, Jimmy John's. I do miss Florida. Eli is starting to crawl a bit earlier than expected. Currently baby proofing the house. He's not supposed to be mobile already. We are interviewing some part time nannies. There's a cute white girl with some stereotypically placed tattoos. There's a nice 35 year old thai lady who says she loves to make thai food. There's a 59 year old black lady/Jesus freak. There's an unfortunate looking 21 year old white girl who goes to college nearby. I think we need a whiteboard you can fix his mobility if it's bothering you. pretty sure that's a thing parents are allowed to do. why do you need a nanny with a stay at home dad in the house? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 The cards aren't going to play themselves. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 you can fix his mobility if it's bothering you. pretty sure that's a thing parents are allowed to do. why do you need a nanny with a stay at home dad in the house? Part time. I'll be in Oklahoma next week for a tournament. I'll (hopefully) have some job interviews. I have to go down to Florida in a few weeks for some family stuff. Plus, we will (hopefully) need someone full time if/when I find employment. So, we are just getting the ball rolling. The plan is only to use her a day or two a week at most for the time being. Also, what Thera said. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 At the #GYM doing #work Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I'm insane hungry right now. Very little food st home. Might have to hit subway on the way home and eat fresh. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I probably should've nuisance proofed our house when the kid started crawling around but those damn cabinet locks and receptacle covers drive me crazy when Im at someone place that has them. Looking back, it was much better without them anyway. Other than repainting the areas where he sprayed oven cleaner and bug killer on the walls and touching up areas blackened by a flash from sticking a knife blade in a wall socket there wasnt much damage caused. Added a laugh or two at a time where crying and shit britches were a commonplace. Kid did his fare share as well Dont take but a few times of Raid in the peepers or temporarily blinding by an electrical flash to make them stop playing with that sorta stuff. All these years later he still turns away from a socket when plugging something in and has utmost respect for scissors. Tell a kid not to play with a stapler and he wont know why.... pull a staple from his leg with needle nose pliers and not only will the tool stay where you left it from then on but it makes for a home movie segment thats anything but boring for folks outside the family. One of my favorite episodes is when he was five or six and refused to come in from the pool all day. I warned him a few times when I came home during the day what would happen but the hard head wouldnt listen. I swear he glowed in the dark that night. From then on I locked the patio door when no one else was there. Upset the wife quite a bit seeing him come home from the doctor wrapped in saran wrap Uch, Ill study the mower thing later tonight. Have the link open but something came up yesterday after I got off the toilet. Apparently Ive been the victim of a theft. Updates to follow Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I was discussing it with my cubie the other day, subway makes for a passable lunch or an AWFUL dinner. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 It's gonna be a lazy day. I don't think I'll even venture into the pool. Maybe, who knows? The day is wide open Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Just leaving work. Got here at 7:30. Gonna go get a drink and then go to the fantasy draft. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Drinking before noon is good. I like that. Link to post Share on other sites
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