I Called In Sick Today

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

That seems miserable

 

 

Sidney, relax. Siddown and have cream soda

[Whiskers 680]

TG is right. Shake is wrong. Clothes don't paint the entire picture. But I do agree that sometimes people dress to convey a message.

 

This reminded me of you:

 

 

 

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Yeah, that's about right.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

cream soda sounds amazing. root beer not so much. but a&w cream soda, oh baby.

[speedz99 145]

It's almost like you have to debate every point I make.

 

Well, you say lots of things as if they're fact, when they're anything but. That makes me want to point this out. Also, what else is there to do?

 

Why can't a girl wear what she wants without you or napa thinking she's a skank? Hell, if she wants to wear a short skirt and has the legs to pull it off, good for her. I tight top that shows off her boobs and flat stomach, so be it. It's fashio. It's in the eye of the person wearing, and looking. If it ain't for you, fine, it may be for someone else. Judgemental mofo. That being said, I'm sure I've said someone looks like a hooker before. Didnt mean I didn't want to bang her many times.

 

I don't care if that's what a girl wants to wear. In fact, I'm all for it, as I enjoy looking at that kind of thing. I've even dated a few girls like that. Ok, one.

 

But, that said, the majority of girls who dress skanky are skanks. I mean, that should be self-evident. Girls who wear tiny little miniskirts and shirts showing more stomach than they cover as well as enough cleavage to motorboat...I lost my place. Anyway, girls who wear that uniform are USUALLY not particularly bright. They're USUALLY slutty, meaning they're more apt to have random sex (usually with d-bags) than most. They're USUALLY not the kind of girl you're exceptionally proud to spend time with outside of the bar scene.

 

That's the way it is. And that's fine, it's their choice and none of my business. And generalizations are often wrong. Doesn't mean they're not far more often right though.

 

"The Chris Farley Show"

 

Amazingly funny and sad and wonderful and interesting.

 

It's written in oral history format, like those articles on Grantland, and was compiled from like hundreds of interviews, including some really funny people that you might recognize. Really well done.

 

Hm. Sounds interesting.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Well, you say lots of things as if they're fact, when they're anything but. That makes me want to point this out.

 

Also, what else is there to do?

 

But your reply id doing the same thing you're accusing me of.

 

 

Nothing else to do, so let the debate rage on. Weeeeeeeee

 

If I had a chiseled upper body, I'm sure I''d rarely wear a shirt. That wouldn't make me a doucher or a male version of a skank. Ok, it would, but screw it. If you're sexy, get out there and fck.

 

Goes back to our age old debate. Most of the males here and in general are hypocrites and don't think women should be able to do and act the same as a random man when I think "to each his/her own."

 

 

 

[Whiskers 680]

I don't know what the age old debate is. That women can't do some of the things that men can? Like sleep around I assume? Is that what we're talking about here?

 

If I had a super chiseled body (like, even more than I'm rocking now), I'd look for reasons not to have a shirt on. But I don't think I'd go so far as to be shirtless in a club or basically any non-beach public setting. I'm ok with women not wearing shirts in public though.

 

Edit: I think I just contradicted myself. What I mean is something like going for a run. No shirt. Working in the yard? No shirt. That sort of thing. I'm not going down to the corner liquor store shirtless.

[speedz99 145]

But your reply id doing the same thing you're accusing me of.

 

It's hard to reconcile, I know.

 

If I had a chiseled upper body, I'm sure I''d rarely wear a shirt. That wouldn't make me a doucher or a male version of a skank. Ok, it would, but screw it. If you're sexy, get out there and fck.

 

That's a totally valid life choice. But, as you said, I'd call you a skank (or whatever the male version is) and it would be accurate. So there's no need to be offended when that's how I characterize a woman in that position.

 

Goes back to our age old debate. Most of the males here and in general are hypocrites and don't think women should be able to do and act the same as a random man when I think "to each his/her own."

 

I don't know...I see your point, but I also think you're sensitive about the whole thing. I don't think the guys here have a different amount of respect for men or women who frequent clubs and try to get laid all the time. I think most of us are amused by their existence and don't particularly think we'd be friendly with any of them. Or maybe that's just me.

[brvheart 1,752]

Hm. Sounds interesting.

 

 

 

"Nick Burrows (Chris' guidance counselor in high school):

 

We had a geometry teacher named Colonel McGivern. He was a retired air force colonel. Back then we had a lecture hall where all the kids would go for these huge group lectures while the colonel did equations and theorems on this big overhead projector. Well, one day Chris gets down in the aisle and belly-crawls up to the front of the room. He gets to the stage stairs, waits for Colonel McGivern to turn back to the projector, and then sneaks up and around, behind the curtain.

 

Now, Colonel McGivern had this thing called the Groaner of the Day, a really bad, corny joke that he'd use to end each day's lecture. He'd tell it, and the kids would all groan because it was so lame. So Chris waits, and just as Colonel McGivern delivers his punch line, Chris drops his pants and moons the entire audience, sticking his rear end out between two folds in the curtain. Well, the whole place erupts with laughter, and the colonel - who can't see Chris - stands there scratching his head, going, "Jeez, I didn't think it was that funny..." And then of course everyone really loses it.

 

Some sophomore girl gets offended, and she rats Chris out. I get a call from Joel Maturi (dean of discipline at the school), telling me that Chris has done this thing and needs to be punished.

 

"Nick, uh, are you familiar with the term 'hung a moon'?" he asks me.

 

"Sure, Coach."

 

"Well, that's what he did, and we need to get his parents over here and sort this out."

 

So I call Mr. and Mrs. Farley, and they come down to the office. I tell the Farleys about Chris hanging a moon and the colonel and the Groaner of the Day, the whole story. And Mrs. Farley just busts out laughing. She can't stop. Then I start laughing. Then Mr. Farley starts losing it, too. So here we all are dying laughing, waiting for the dean of discipline to come down.

 

Now, Joel Maturi is a real straight-arrow, buttoned-down kind of guy. We all straighten up as he comes in with his yellow legal pad where he's got the incident written down. "Mr. and Mrs. Farley," he says, very businesslike, sitting down, reading from his notes. "Ahem. Yes, it would appear, Mr. and Mrs. Farley, that your son has 'hung a moon' in his geometry class."

 

Mrs. Farley loses it again. She gets me laughing. Mr. Farley busts out again. And finally Maturi, as stiff as he is, he starts laughing. We're all roaring in my office. Finally, Maturi takes the legal pad, chucks it on the table, and says, "We're just going to forget about this one."

 

It should have been a suspension, but he threw it out because, quite frankly, we all thought it was too funny."

[Whiskers 680]

You were wrong, speedz.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

I bet Rons the secretary, sorry, administrative assistant for his local chapter of the league of women voters.

[brvheart 1,752]

You were wrong, speedz.

 

I hope you're joking. The book is filled with stories that very few people have heard before. It's quite wonderful.

[speedz99 145]

It should have been a suspension, but he threw it out because, quite frankly, we all thought it was too funny."

 

That's amazing.

 

You were wrong, speedz.

 

You don't say.

[Whiskers 680]

If they're all stories like that one, I'll pass.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Edit: I think I just contradicted myself. What I mean is something like going for a run. No shirt. Working in the yard? No shirt. That sort of thing. I'm not going down to the corner liquor store shirtless.

 

I pretty much agree with all of this. I'd never hit the bar wearing an under armour or something silly. I was just making a joke about never wearing a shirt. I'm sure I'd exercise more with no shirt or a tank top on.

 

 

...I see your point, but I also think you're sensitive about the whole thing. I don't think the guys here have a different amount of respect for men or women who frequent clubs and try to get laid all the time. I think most of us are amused by their existence and don't particularly think we'd be friendly with any of them. Or maybe that's just me.

 

Hardly sensitive. Why would I be? I just think its an easy argument to take when someone calls a girl a skank, when you essentially make my point by saying that there really isn't a male equivalent word.

 

Then you add, in what I hope was you being purposely contradictory, that the guys here see women who would try to get laid at clubs the same as anyone other, but laugh at them and wouldn't be friends with them. I guess you're saying they have a right to do whatever, but you personally would look down at them, which is your right. But the guys that do it, tg81....any other guys here that can pick up women easily? I guess not, but guys that fck a lot are cool. Now, you never swooned over our male poon hounds and in the need to remain consistent, I'm sure you'll discredit any male slut we have here.

 

Question would be, how many women have you slept with, and would you be ok with a girlfriend having that same amount of experience?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Subject change: a good SNL book is Jay Mohr's Gasping for Air (or maybe Grasping for Air). I also read that long ass book about SNL from the beginning. The format I didn't like. It's just done in the oral history format from all kinds of people. Got halfway through the ESPN from the same writer but It was due back at the library and wasn't really grabbing me. It was just ok.

[Whiskers 680]

Like I can't even imagine a more generic story than the one brv posted.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

I think there's a difference in dressing like a skank and actually being a skank.

[Whiskers 680]

I think there's a difference in dressing like a skank and actually being a skank.

You don't say.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

So Napa agrees with me.

 

Not sure I've mentioned this or not, but I have 4 work days left before 9 days off.

 

Just browsing excursions. Getting off and having access to the Atlantis Waterpark and casino area = not cheap. That water slide that goes through the shark tank looks interesting though

[Whiskers 680]

Everybody is right.

 

Just because you dress like a skank doesn't mean you are a skank, but generally speaking if you dress like a skank, you probably are a skank.

 

Skank.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Speedz, I didn't want to comment on my fb wall, but just know I'm a switch hitter when it comes to that. Guess I just grew up searching the Internet with the right hand and doing other stuff with the left. Completely useless otherwise.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I'm a wanna be skank.

[speedz99 145]

Hardly sensitive. Why would I be? I just think its an easy argument to take when someone calls a girl a skank, when you essentially make my point by saying that there really isn't a male equivalent word.

 

There's isn't a female equivalent for "douche". But that's what I use for club-rat guys. Are you not ok with that?

 

Then you add, in what I hope was you being purposely contradictory, that the guys here see women who would try to get laid at clubs the same as anyone other, but laugh at them and wouldn't be friends with them. I guess you're saying they have a right to do whatever, but you personally would look down at them, which is your right. But the guys that do it, tg81....any other guys here that can pick up women easily? I guess not, but guys that fck a lot are cool. Now, you never swooned over our male poon hounds and in the need to remain consistent, I'm sure you'll discredit any male slut we have here.

 

...you lost me. If you care for a response, you can clean this one up, or we can just leave it alone.

 

Question would be, how many women have you slept with, and would you be ok with a girlfriend having that same amount of experience?

 

That's personal for internetty information, but the answers are: enough, and yes. I'm not sure there's an upper limit for how many guys I'd be ok with a girlfriend having slept with, but I'm guessing that the kind of girl I like wouldn't be at a number so high it would bother me. I like a girl with experience but some standards.

 

Just because you dress like a skank doesn't mean you are a skank, but generally speaking if you dress like a skank, you probably are a skank.

 

This is what I'm saying.

[speedz99 145]

Speedz, I didn't want to comment on my fb wall, but just know I'm a switch hitter when it comes to that. Guess I just grew up searching the Internet with the right hand and doing other stuff with the left. Completely useless otherwise.

 

Wow, good for you. I mean, I can get it done lefty, but I'm certainly not a switch hitter. I just won't necessarily strike out.

 

I deleted my response, just in case it matters.