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Police seems a bit extreme.

 

I read on Cracked today that almost every one of the Biggest Loser contestants ends up putting the weight back on. Which makes sense since all they do on the show is exercise and eat right. If it was my job to exercise, I feel like I could do some things.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Hey Essay, I calculated the nutritional facts for your Subway sandwich.

 

It's 1,120 calories and 58 grams of fat.

 

Also, Cheez-Its are 150 calories per 27 crackers, which is actually much better than I would've guessed.

 

Of course you did

 

Pretty crazy that the calorie count is that high considering he isn't putting much on the damned thing. Must be the bread and pepperoni?

 

I'm sad the majority of beans pics on twitter will not open. Is this a firefox thing or ??

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I wont argue the point like Sir Mexi...like telling me the sky is blue... ON A CLEAR DAY

 

Thank you for the backup sir.

 

You invaded my brain tonight. We went to dinner at a Hibachi place for the lady's son's bday. I saw an ORielly's Auto Parts place. Too funny. Never saw one before. Then I imagined you hassling to poor Asian guy that does the cooking/puts on the little show.

 

Whiskers, shut the hell up already.

 

Never mind on that Netflix, idiot roommate has again neglected to pay the cable bill. No Internet or TV and he says he has no money to pay until Friday.

 

You gotta straighten this guy out, or give him a bill to pay that's less important. Although I guess Internet is the least important. You need water and electric more than tv.

 

Shit on his bed

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I talked to Joanna today. the ex called her maybe four or five times in that 45 minutes, plus several texts. it's been like two weeks of this, I don't really understand why she hasn't changed her number or just moved to a policy of keeping the phone off. yeah, there's the 'likes the attention' angle, but again, weeks of your phone blowing up?

 

I guess I'd need to hear more before passing judgement.

 

Pretty crazy that the calorie count is that high considering he isn't putting much on the damned thing. Must be the bread and pepperoni?

 

I'm guessing the SW sauce has a mayo base too.

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so I'll be in Chicago in May. You can't seem to buy single game tickets for the Cubs at the moment except on Stubhub. Any advice on where in the stadium to sit? Or knowledge about when single game seats are available? Or just general Wrigley Field experience stories.

 

haven't decided on my price range yet

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Footlong chicken breast on Italian, untoasted, pepperjack cheese, spinach, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, banana peppers, salt n pepper and just a LITTLE bit of mayo. You have to stress the little bit with these ghetto folk making your sammiches they glob it on otherwise. No chips or cookies and I bring it home and have a diet dew or water to drink at home. Boom.

 

And I don't judge the scantily clad female unless they're fat and wearing it then I silently judge them and try and think of ways to get them home for a sport fck. If they're hot and rocking it awesome. Enjoy yo self girl. Just don't get offended when I give you a little look up and down and take it all in. Which they don't they like the attention. It's not gonna affect my feeling towards a relationship with them. That comes down to being fun to be around, laughing when I fart on them, lettin me make fun of then without getting upset and making fun of me right back. And being trustworthy And being wild when your naked with me. If you dress a little slutty when we go out and I trust you that's awesome. All the guys will look at her and then look at me and be jealous which is good for the ego.

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Guess ill have to cut out the pepperoni. And maybe the cheese. Or just eat something else. Some carrot sticks maybe.

 

Well, you inspired me to go to Subway. I'm not much of a chain sandwich place fan. Do miss Jimmy Johns though... But a sandwich sounds good once in a while.

 

Italian BMT on jalapeno cheddar bread, toasted with chipotle sauce, lettuce, green peppers, pickles onion and pepperoncini's.

 

It was just alright.

 

Tommy lives in a different universe than the rest of the posters, huh?

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Man, Tommy's got it figured out. I just wish I had his CHEST.

 

 

Eating good on the road is going to be hard this week. Especially since I'm going with a fellow fatty who won't shame me into eating less when we go out like I would be eating with a non-fat person. And the hotel has zero workout room so it'll just be body weight exercises and my bandz (a make her dance).

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Tommy lives in a different universe than the rest of the posters, huh?

 

Ahem

 

I mean, he picks up the ass easier than I, but we have the same thought process

 

How do we feel about the Miami vice movie? The Michael Mann one. Personally I think it's great. Gets better every time I see it. Literally beautiful to look at.

 

Awful movie, but I liked the first 3 seasons of the show.

 

I like watching Burn Notice for cool shots of Miami.

 

I may have to have Subway tomorrow. I like the club, or the chicken breast or the steak and cheese.

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Napa don! Bro! Hi. Do you have Internet in the trip? iPad or laptop? If so YouTube a HIIT workout. (High intensity interval training) great workouts, usually only need body weight and can knock them out in 20 minutes max. I was just watching one with squat jumps and push-up burpees. Looked like a good one for the road.

 

And yeah Ronnie and I have similar mindsets. Probably comes from being older and being divorced. We found women who we thought were the ones to spend our lives with and got our hearts ripped out. Which possibly makes us look at people through a different scope. Realizing you gotta dig deeper than outward appearance to make your decision about what a persons about. Whoops that got kinda gay and a little wanna be amateur physcologist.

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This effing TG gets me. Bros4Life

 

Flatbread, yum. Good call Nappy. I was eating Jimmy Johns 2 or 3 times a week for a while there. Glad I moved to a new branch far away from JJ's

 

Close to a Subway now, may have it tomorrow based on you guys. The supermarket chain Publix makes a good sub. It's a huge company in FL. Most of you probably never heard of it.

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I enjoy the flatbread but it just doesn't wow me. I go Italian or honey oat depending on the day. And jimmy johns to me is just good in a pinch. It doesn't seem as fresh to me I don't know. Just doesn't get me in my loins like a subway does. And it feb-u-any which is like the best month ever.

 

Bros4life dogg. Which makes me think of bang bros. Mmm porn.

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I should have internet access, but Waterloo is basically a third world country, so who knows. I'm not actually 100% on which hotel were staying at and I feel like one of them might charge for internet access which, is just the best thing ever.

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