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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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well go ahead and show the other 5 of them because that many more wont matter anyway.i know youve been saving the last ones of a ****ing 13 toecat shitting in the sand durnig a sunset for the grand finalie anyway.im just bustin your balls reed dont take my shit serious or anything so now you can admit that youlied about that sink ok?
I'm off so I'll take a pic today. beans, I don't take anything seriously but you could come hear and set up the webcam that didn't work in Florida and we could have a haunted sink website that would surely rock.
god, the fagotry has reached unprecedented levels in here.what say we take sex and the city out of the dvd player and just stick with the gay porn.
I just turned on "When Harry met Sally", should I change it?
I'm pretty sure I've done worse."Wanna see where I sleep?"
Safest line on the planet.Okay so for my Bday and Sweetest day, we went out to dinner. The big dinner night in KW got ruined because of the tragedy so we made up for it last night. Lobster, Woop Woop wine, Filet and a really nice time followed by more drinkage and watching "Hitch" again. I'm hungover and have to cut grass shortly. Then I'm going to make bean soup in honor of shane and use my weegie board to try and stop the Bengal's collapse. I'm going to get drunk and play cornhole sometime also. I love days off.I forgot to mention how damn sexy Ron looked in his suit. I agree, he should run for mayor or at least start his own spanish speaking line of porn.
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chrismayor.jpghere everyone goes. Have fun making fun of me for a bit. This was taken last Thursday at our bank's Grand Opening. This is the Mayor of Deerfield. With a smile like that, he's destined for a bright future in politics. MrB, go to the well and do what you do.girls, lie to me and tell me I look handsomeeveryone else, lay into me, I can take it. And for christ sake, everyone blow me. I need some head.
Goddamn, people, I wasn't even here all day Saturday and look what you deteriorate into. Just for the record, I was not the source of the drama. This time. Again.And Mex, I'd rather be in that group, thanks.
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Holy passive aggressiveness Batman.I've always wanted to do this, but it took until today to realize that I fucking hate each and every one of you equally. I made a solid Scrubs reference this morning waiting for someone to pick up on it because it worked PERFECTLY for the situation...and noone took the bait. I repeat, I fucking hate each and every one of you equally.On a lighter note, it's been good to have Bradley in here lately. When I have seen them venture out of the Army thread, Bradley has been one of my two favorite army members-glad to see he has decided to join us in our time of bitchiness (or is it bitchyness? Lori, can you help me out here?)
No drama seeking but I'm truly curious to know who the other is. I know it's not me and I know it's not Jeff. Erik? Seems unlikely considering your affection for Lori. I can't figure out who it is.*Edit - Whiskey! Duh! Nevermind, got it now.
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:smilesandgoestoruboneoutwhilethinkingofBizzleface:Who is the other since you and I both know it's not Renae?(ducks and runs from Momma Ren)
Oh think about it and you'll get it too.I understand the allure of Jeffrey's round head.
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I like that one.I feel pretty helpless when I hear this stuff. Super lame of that guy to hit on her knowing she has a boyfriend, but at the same time I would have probably done it as well in those circumstances.
Wait, wait, wait, so Mojo is in Kansas right now?How does this kind of thing not get mentioned?
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I think I speak for Lolli Sbriand everyone when I say bitchy and irritable.
Speaking of bitchy and irritable, I'm still waiting on your thoughts on the college vs real life deal. Not because I think it will change anyone's mind (nor should it) but just because I enjoy reading what you have to say and the way you say it on those kind of situations.Go BK for me. It'll be fun.
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you know you can quote multiple posts in a single one of your posts right?
Yes but I like to respond to each quote singularly. If I don't, I forget what I wanted to say by the time I get them all quoted.Wanna fight about it? Please? I feel left out of the drama.
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Yes but I like to respond to each quote singularly. If I don't, I forget what I wanted to say by the time I get them all quoted.Wanna fight about it? Please? I feel left out of the drama.
I do want to fight about it, but I don't know how to fight over the internet.I'm just kidding, I don't want to fight. I'm far too hungover. My head hurts, I'm nauseated, and I'm trying to watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Probably not the best way to deal with a hangover.
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What, I'm not important enough to get my own "Hi RhinestoneCowboy" thread.F U I Quit
I considered it but I didn't want to distract from the "hi ShakeZuma" thread.
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I do want to fight about it, but I don't know how to fight over the internet.I'm just kidding, I don't want to fight. I'm far too hungover. My head hurts, I'm nauseated, and I'm trying to watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Probably not the best way to deal with a hangover.
Nobody knows how to fight over the internet. Doesn't stop anyone else.Toast, peanut butter, and coke (or caffeinated beverage of your choice) along with acetamenaphen (tylenol). Try it.
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Shake is gay. You know how I know? Girls that were drunk called him up to hang out, and one or more had bang potential, yet he stayed home to watch guys fight, which could've been recorded and watched later without all the fluff. Never, ever turn down vagina. You'll always regret it later. 14th day sober, and boy am I not lovin' it. I don't even know why I do it.

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Nobody knows how to fight over the internet. Doesn't stop anyone else.Toast, peanut butter, and coke (or caffeinated beverage of your choice) along with acetamenaphen (tylenol). Try it.
haha, so truenah, the coke is what started this problem. just kidding, not this time. I ate eggs and bacon earlier; it was tasty. I'm making some fettuccine alfredo right now. I've been mainlining advil too, thats good stuff. and tylenol is the stuff you shouldn't take if you drink heavily due to the damage it can do to your liver when its weak. not that I really care, but the more you know.
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Shake is gay. You know how I know? Girls that were drunk called him up to hang out, and one or more had bang potential, yet he stayed home to watch guys fight, which could've been recorded and watched later without all the fluff. Never, ever turn down vagina. You'll always regret it later.
nah, I ended up seeing her later anyways. didn't do anything. I don't regret it either. its one of these same old girls that I can't do anything with for various reason, all of which are very good reasons not to do anything. this seems to be the only type of situation I get in with girls. never any real relationship possibilities. I'm lonely.
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haha, so truenah, the coke is what started this problem. just kidding, not this time. I ate eggs and bacon earlier; it was tasty. I'm making some fettuccine alfredo right now. I've been mainlining advil too, thats good stuff. and tylenol is the stuff you shouldn't take if you drink heavily due to the damage it can do to your liver when its weak. not that I really care, but the more you know.
Yeah yeah yeah but ibuprofen never works for me on a hangover. As long as you aren't taking a lot of it and not every week, you'll be alright with tylenol.Make me some fettuccine.
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I played for like 10 hours yesterday, stuck $400 at poker and $500 at blackjack.I met Silkyjonson last night, he was a pretty cool guy, he stuck around at the table for a few hours before hitting the bars.Tables were very very good, I just couldn't get any hands after a while, and just started bleeding money.

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I played for like 10 hours yesterday, stuck $400 at poker and $500 at blackjack.I met Silkyjonson last night, he was a pretty cool guy, he stuck around at the table for a few hours before hitting the bars.Tables were very very good, I just couldn't get any hands after a while, and just started bleeding money.
Played 4 hours stuck $300 at poker and played drunken blackjack at AM started out down $300 came back to book a solid $50 loss.I recognized zimmer when I first came over to the 200 max game due to his feverishly following the Michigan game and had his Michigan hat on back wards, I didn't introduce myself right away because I wanted to some how incorporate a "wow I just got zimmered" before he knew who I was. Some kid beside me made a comment about UofM winning the Illini game to zimmer and I threw in the old "ya unless of course they get zimmered", but I'm not sure he heard me, so I just went over and introduced myself. Overall zimmer seemed really cool and wasn't getting many hands and the table was pretty much unbluffable. Highlight of my night was when getting it all in preflop with AA vs one guys 93s for a $430 pot and drawing dead after the flop.
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