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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Okay only had time for a couple pics today. It's Key West Animal day but tommorow I'm doing Hemmingsway's 6 toe'd cats.This was on Mallory Square and the dog did some pretty cool tricks. There were a lot of cool street vendors. This dog actually walked a tight rope, jumped through a hoop and snagged a $10 bill out of guys mouth.083-1.jpg082.jpg

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That's 15 cents worth right there.
Except that wasn't even close to being Jeff Ross' performance there...he wasn't even in the clip. Also, that was the Jerry Lewis roast, not Jerry Stiller.
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A long time ago the Cubans brought **** fighting to the island, kinda like Speedz and his friends do. Well, eventually some mayor got mad and banned it and he also made a law that it is a $200 fine to harass a chicken. Yep, written exactly like that. So everywhere you go you see all these roosters, restaurants, bars street etc. Every morning you could hear them cockling or whatever it's called.079.jpg

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3. 2 things, 1st if you want to see 23, I wouldn't do that again. 2, don't be a ****** when I'm having fun with the new guy.
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Except that wasn't even close to being Jeff Ross' performance there...he wasn't even in the clip. Also, that was the Jerry Lewis roast, not Jerry Stiller.
ok, this made me laugh
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Sigh. I really should buy a ticket, fly over to wherever you live and kick you in the throat with a CROC, and then leave immediately.
I'll ship you the address right now cupcake.
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Except that wasn't even close to being Jeff Ross' performance there...he wasn't even in the clip. Also, that was the Jerry Lewis roast, not Jerry Stiller.
I didn't click the link so I don't know if this is funny or what but I laughed anyways.
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