I Called In Sick Today

[leftygolfer 7]

Home from the hospital.Now a week of laying on the couch watching movies.

Good to hear you are doing well. Did you save said appendix? I would fry it up, serve it with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Since it's go over what you did this weekend I'll give you a little rundown. Friday I took a 'vacation' day because a gentleman who at one point was an 'assistant pro' at some course in San Diego was tired of getting pumped by my pot belly, cross handed putting, aflac driving ***. I beat him for at least $50 on three seperate occasions, so he quit our group for three weeks. Calls me up Wednesday to say 'I'm back' and the match was on. He drummed me -4/-2 on the front playing a 10/10/20. So down 2 units I decided to turn on the jets and go double par double to be down 2 more and dormie. Tie 13 and I go 2 under thru the last 5 to win the back +3/+5/+3/+1 and eak out a $12 profit from junk alone. How I managed a profit is still beyond me. Good weekend

Good comeback Tiger. Can you play to a 16?Played in a friends member/guest this past weekend. Format is 5 nine hole matches. Best ball. Won 2, Lost 2 and Tied 1 and finished 4/6 in our flight. Fucking guys that won our flight went 5-0. We lost to them when they won 6 holes and we tied 3. Member who was a 12 shoots a 39 and his guest shoots a 37 and his handicap is a "16". Good news is that there is a DOG and this team comes in 2nd in the flight winner shootout. We would have won $50, but was worth it to see them lose. Cheater.

Gun was made in 1945 (WW II). Government issue quality (pased) . Condiiton is close to new and still has cosmo in all the cracks and crevises. . The trunnion still has finish on it. I verified with the NFA examiner that it is a "real" High Standard and not a plate gun.Cosmo will be cleaned prior to shipping , just wanted you to see the gun was close to new. Comes with the following:Contact Information Name: Tex Ritter

they are too young Beans

I had a great birthday, turned 22 and got engaged, then celebrated with family at Ruth Chris.

Congrats Sir

Congrats socal. Don't actually tie the knot for at least two years.

Why? I will be 16 months.

Just got home from seeing Bourne Ultimatum, it quite predictably kicked much ass.

Gonna wait for the DVD and do a Bourne weekend.

Im making ginger snaps, chocolate chip, monster, and sugar cookies. My house smells fabulous!!Carry on.

I will get the milk and be right over. 2% OK?

Any thoughts on the first hand?

I thought you played it fine until the river IMHO. You only get called with a better hand.

[Bizzle 0]

I thought you played it fine until the river IMHO. You only get called with a better hand.

Haha, I'm obviously on a total airball bluff here. My hand has 0 showdown value once he calls the turn.

[speedz99 145]

Why? I will be 16 months.

I'm not sure of your exact age, but I'm guessing it's over socal's 22. Obviously they'll do whatever feels right, but I was just recommending a slightly above average length engagement.

[socalpoker_j 1]

I'm not sure of your exact age, but I'm guessing it's over socal's 22. Obviously they'll do whatever feels right, but I was just recommending a slightly above average length engagement.

I'll post the trip report and some pics later (ring, proposal, etc) when I have access to them. But basically, I'm planning on a 12-18 month engagement. The proposal was perfect (to Becky) and the dinner with both sets of our parents was pretty eventful and funny as well. I'm glad that something I planned myself went off without any issues and even went better than expected. I love myself.

[leftygolfer 7]

If Shimmering Wang (or even fake SW) could tell a long funny story I'd appreciate it.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. . . It is a far, far better thing that I do. The end

I'm not sure of your exact age, but I'm guessing it's over socal's 22. Obviously they'll do whatever feels right, but I was just recommending a slightly above average length engagement.

My Puma football cleats in my closet are older.I'm 46

[beans-n-icewater 18]

I don't care about baseball much anymore and could care less about Bonds or A-Rod.

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If Shimmering Wang (or even fake SW) could tell a long funny story I'd appreciate it.

Yep...

they are too young Beans

Yep...I didnt change the name.... Just bolded it to see if anyone noticed it. Maybe Jack Trippers dad wouldve worked instead?Meh...I spent the day working on projects and drinking. Ran outta Coronas and switched to Nero Modelos.... Ive decided that they have more booze than Im used to, mainly because of the room spinning much earlier in the day than normal.Thankfully, the Beansair emails are keeping me amused this evening.....

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Whatever, you're all faggots.Michael Clarke-Pumpkin OUT

stop trying to make Michael Clarke-Pumpkin work. It's not gonna stick. Get over it.

I am home sick today!

really? Where you from?

Congrats socal.Well the pudgy pouty one moved back in over the weekend. Bummer.I went to a home game/ tourney on Saturday night and got hammered. Came in 4th out of 30, $50 buy-in and got my money back. Two old people, total donks that didn't know what they were doing won of course by basically calling everything to the river and donking out. There was a really hot lipstick lesbian that kept flirting me and her g/f was getting agitated so that was pretty fun as well. I don't care about baseball much anymore and could care less about Bonds or A-Rod. The Reds have bad for almost 2 decades. the disparity in salary caps makes it almost impossible for small market teams to compete. Our ownership, management and team are mostly bad as well. I am so geeked about football it's not funny though. First game this Thursday, woo hoo!

first of all, post a pic of the pudgy one. second, the "lipstick lesbian" wasn't flirting with you, she was talking to you, you just happen to be drunk and misinterpret. I'd put my money on that option as opposed to the hot lifetime lesbo hitting on a Larry from Three's Company clone, only with a 'stache.Third: Yeah, thank god you have those perennial winning Bengals to tide you over until...wait, does Cincy ever win, in anything? Never mind. Carry on, I've got nothing. I actually was very busy at the bank today. I'm not happy about it.Also, on the portly girl front, this ho drunk texted me while in Chigago on Friday and she is BEYOND annoying. Everything starts with "lol" ex: lol Im drunk. No punctuation, nothing. I'll try to engage her, because she hasn't blown me yet, and she just keeps rambling. At one point, I actually texted "Do you actually read what I type or just type out your random thoughts and send them to me?""lol Im drunk"ughThen, she gets back into town on Saturday, the does the same thing, and the best was at 4am when she texts me that "Im at kristens house Im home now" at a.m." I wanted to shoot her in the face with MrB's semen pistol. If this girl doesn't blow me this week, I'm done.

[leftygolfer 7]

Also, on the portly girl front, this ho drunk texted me while in Chigago on Friday and she is BEYOND annoying. Everything starts with "lol" ex: lol Im drunk. No punctuation, nothing. I'll try to engage her, because she hasn't blown me yet, and she just keeps rambling. At one point, I actually texted "Do you actually read what I type or just type out your random thoughts and send them to me?"

Thanks for the hookup-KeithIneedtogetlaidDawgAnyone playing on Tilt?

[speedz99 145]

"lol Im drunk"If this girl doesn't blow me this week, I'm done.

You have the patience of a saint.

[kers2 0]

stop trying to make Michael Clarke-Pumpkin work. It's not gonna stick. Get over it.

I have to agree here. I keep stuttering it as Michael Clarke-Plumpkin. Kinda like blumpkin

[Saint Peter 0]

You have the patience of a saint.

Not even close son of Moses.

[speedz99 145]

Nice

Brian Kowalczyk said Monday that his brother, a lifelong Yankees fan, was forced to sell his house after being unemployed for a spell.

Brian Kowalczyk said his brother, a big fan of Derek Jeter and former Yankees star Don Mattingly, used his entire savings to buy his season tickets and has been going to every game he can.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I have to agree here. I keep stuttering it as Michael Clarke-Plumpkin. Kinda like blumpkin

I just read all of those "sexual acts". Now I'm hungry as well as horny.As far as having patience, I agree, but hey, what else am I doing?I'm not playing on Tilt, but now I'm curious. Whatchya need Jeffy?I'm watching Crimson Tide again. Greatalso, I watched and liked The Last Kiss with Zach Braff. One problem, has anyone ever had it that easy with a young hottie picking them up and wanting to them like Rachel Bilson did him? Yeah, me neither.

[speedz99 145]

I watched and liked The Last Kiss with Zach Braff.

I've rented and not watched that at least two times...almost as many as I have Deja Vu.Yes, I still refuse to make the easy Deja Vu joke. Yes, I still refuse to make the easy Deja Vu joke.*rimshot*

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Nice

I wonder what I would do. In theory, I'd like to say that I would give it back to the player, but damn, if I could get 20k or something for it, how do I turn that down? I've caught foul balls at MLB games (well, Marlins games) and I just give it to the closest kid. I'm swell like that.:Side note: I like the Marlins very much and they do more with "nothing" than most teams in the Majors.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

*rimjob*

Tell Gremlin girl that you have "the secret" hidden in your butt and it can only be retrieved by a tongue.For some reason, I love watching a porn and the girl goes south with her tongue. Just filthy, yet amusing. Brazilian porn chicks do it all. Back to your regularly scheduled program

[beans-n-icewater 18]

stop trying to make Michael Clarke-Pumpkin work. It's not gonna stick. Get over it.first of all, post a pic of the pudgy one. second, the "lipstick lesbian" wasn't flirting with you, she was talking to you, you just happen to be drunk and misinterpret. I'd put my money on that option as opposed to the hot lifetime lesbo hitting on a Larry from Three's Company clone, only with a 'stache. Carry on, I've got nothing. I actually was very busy at the bank today. I'm not happy about it.Also, on the portly girl front, this ho drunk texted me while in Chigago on Friday and she is BEYOND annoying. Everything starts with "lol" ex: lol Im drunk. No punctuation, nothing. I'll try to engage her, because she hasn't blown me yet, and she just keeps rambling. At one point, I actually texted "Do you actually read what I type or just type out your random thoughts and send them to me?""lol Im drunk"ughThen, she gets back into town on Saturday, the does the same thing, and the best was at 4am when she texts me that "Im at kristens house Im home now" at a.m." I wanted to shoot her in the face with MrB's semen pistol. If this girl doesn't blow me this week, I'm done.

Replys in order:It wont stick.... Pics are needed. I keep thinking that she is sexy for some reason.... :Modeloface:Threes company or Tex Ritter jokes wont work in here...Busy foreclosing there, Mr. Drysdale? Send Mrs. Hathaway to the Clampetts and make sure they dont leave Beverly Hills while youre at it.... :nopewontworkeitherface:Thank God.... normal sickie talk

[speedz99 145]

I wonder what I would do. In theory, I'd like to say that I would give it back to the player, but damn, if I could get 20k or something for it, how do I turn that down?

I know exactly what I'd do...find out approximately how much I can get for it and give the player the option to buy it at that price.

[leftygolfer 7]

I'm not playing on Tilt, but now I'm curious. Whatchya need Jeffy?

A hand jobNothing, just donking around.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

I know exactly what I'd do...find out approximately how much I can get for it and give the player the option to buy it at triple or more that price.

I would too.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

A hand jobNothing, just donking around.

I was trying to be helpful. I was ready to be your horse if you needed a money transfer. I'm angling for a new driver and some irons.I need to poop. C'mon Beansey, I think Randy will get it. He's old enough.My pudgy one is just cute enough to bang (I sound horrible, I'm actually a nice guy) but I dont' know about Randy's daughter in law.Yes, my brother used to give me the Mr Clampett jokes as well. Him I could pick on. You, all I've got on you is that you are a gun totting hillbilly who's life I'd take for a while, until my liver gave out or until I said the wrong thing and got gang raped in an Arkansas bar, which is likely.

[speedz99 145]

Replys in order:It wont stick.... Pics are needed. I keep thinking that she is sexy for some reason.... :Modeloface:Threes company or Tex Ritter jokes wont work in here...Busy foreclosing there, Mr. Drysdale? Send Mrs. Hathaway to the Clampetts and make sure they dont leave Beverly Hills while youre at it.... :nopewontworkeitherface:Thank God.... normal sickie talk

Want to make any Charlie Chaplin references? Does this situation reminds you of your favorite Bela Lugosi flick?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

lefty, screename on FTP? I looked up muwarrior83 and I got nothin

[DOG 0]

Busy foreclosing there, Mr. Drysdale? Send Mrs. Hathaway to the Clampetts and make sure they dont leave Beverly Hills while youre at it.... :nopewontworkeitherface:Thank God.... normal sickie talk

Here's hoping your airline takes off!!WOOT WOOT TID:isthatbetter?:

[speedz99 145]

I'd like to defile Bonnie from Hell's Kitchen.