biglickpoker 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Hey all... what are some of your favorite poker slogans, sayings, phrases, one-liners??? funny? attitude? witty?e.g. "dead money", "girls love it when i go all in"....thx Link to post Share on other sites
punk1o1 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "If you call its all over baby" Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba83 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Pass the sugar. Link to post Share on other sites
PoppinFresh 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "Pokah is nice, I love play pokah." Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 when a donkey hits a miracle card: "Even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once in a while."My buddy's favorite:"that's weak, i raise.""I don't think you have the straight because i don't think you can count that high." Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "Shut the **** up."I use this one all the time. It's always golden. Anytime anybody starts talking I immediately drop this bomb on them. It has the gentlemen laughing and the ladies lusting. I am, in fact, the man. Link to post Share on other sites
Ramocita 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 My signature says it all baby..... Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Your chip stack is dropping faster than panties on prom night!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "One man's rags is another man's tuxedo." - Me Link to post Share on other sites
mrgibb 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "One man's rags is another man's tuxedo." - Me"They forgot one thing... I CAN DODGE BULLETS BABY!!" - Phil Helmuth Link to post Share on other sites
econ_tim 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "put on some pants, it's time to dance" Link to post Share on other sites
crazyplaya6 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 see sig Link to post Share on other sites
biglickpoker 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 few good ones so far.... keep 'em coming..."i smell weakness" Link to post Share on other sites
Redrum 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 LIQUOR UP FRONT, POKER IN THE REAR.&NO I DON'T NORMALLY PLAY X X....BUT IT WAS SUITED....AND I HAD A FEELING. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I flopped the joint. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "I got riverboated" - Me or"^&))&%ing ^&*)%& )&*^&%" - Me, upon suffering a bad beat"You've been Brunson'd" -Unattributable Link to post Share on other sites
JeremyG 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I have a tendancy of winning the first pot of a tourney. People are always being very tentative so I almost always raise.So I'm told a lot: "Well you won the first pot".My response: "I don't care about the first one, I only care about the last one".I have another one but I'm putting that on a shirt and selling the shirts so I'm nto gonna post it here Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "In Yo' Face!!!" as I stand up and throw the nuts Chris Ferguson-style into the other guys' juggular. Link to post Share on other sites
Stoupes22 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 I like it when you play in a new game where no one knows you and they ask " Do you play alot?' My response is alwayz "Nope, but I know alot becuz of ESPN " Link to post Share on other sites
TS Clark 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "Pokah is nice. I love play pokah." The fact that Chau Giang is essentially pleasuring his own manbreasts as he says this ramps the comedy factor up to levels unknown.Cloutier at last year's WSOP is also splendid -- "I flopped the joint."Practically everything that comes out of Hellmuth's mouth is pure gold. the "bullets" quote is money.I really think my favorite though might be Men the Master's all-in move on Danny Nguyen (still the WORST televised tourney winner I have ever seen):"All you can eat, baby."I'm tearing up just thinking about the moment. Link to post Share on other sites
suicideking 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "Pokah is nice. I love play pokah." The fact that Chau Giang is essentially pleasuring his own manbreasts as he says this ramps the comedy factor up to levels unknown.Cloutier at last year's WSOP is also splendid -- "I flopped the joint."Practically everything that comes out of Hellmuth's mouth is pure gold. the "bullets" quote is money.I really think my favorite though might be Men the Master's all-in move on Danny Nguyen (still the WORST televised tourney winner I have ever seen):"All you can eat, baby."I'm tearing up just thinking about the moment.Yeah, he caught perfect like no other donkey could. Insane night that was. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Who needs a woman when you have a good hand?Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Link to post Share on other sites
stealfromblind 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "An ace with no kicker is like a chick with no tits"-Doyle Brunson Link to post Share on other sites
holdingnutz 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 He was One Jack Off.This gets said at least once every week at my home game. Link to post Share on other sites
oceansize 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "Well I suppose I'm deranged but I'll just have to call."and "I'm 'ere Huckleberry."Also, when asked if I have the nuts, "'Bout the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry."Yeah, I likes the movies. I should be playing poker in fantasy land. Link to post Share on other sites
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