NortonFan 0 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 I am at least 99.9% sure I've heard something funnier.What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded. Now your at 100%Speaking of being retarded..Right.... because being horrible at grammar is close to drooling and being mentally incapacitated. Link to post Share on other sites
HoosierAlum 0 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 OP...you went on tilt and you made a horrible play. you were getting tossed around by the other players that keeped on reraising you and making you fold like the little tight player that you are. No offense, but you seem like a weak-tight player who goes on tilt very easy.poker dosent seem like a good hobby for you because it would be very costly. you should try Pokemon cardsteneightThat was some nice pwnage right there. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 ok. i just woke up and saw the replies. heres why i did it. somone was all in every hand. i was there maybe fifteen hands and only saw one flop, all in all in all in . some of these were so stupid, 103os, j2os. fucin stupid. so i thought fuc it, i only went in there to fuc around a little after a good day of poker wins. there was a lot of people in the pot, i thought i might get lucky and play some roulette just like they were, which i did. since when is poker not a gambling thing?? besides i dont usually play like this. remember that party poker thing dn was on about, a little summat like that. also, i just wanted to unload a little. oh yeah, the funny thing was the chat afterwards, this guy who was all in like three times before, he had the kk and he was miffed. his words were "are u kidding me, ive got kk and your all in with me". that made me laugh so hard!!!!!he left soon after.btw, i hate pokemon...apart from pikachu enjoy! :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
zedd2005 0 Posted December 25, 2005 Author Share Posted December 25, 2005 ok. i just woke up and saw the replies. heres why i did it. somone was all in every hand. i was there maybe fifteen hands and only saw one flop, all in all in all in . some of these were so stupid, 103os, j2os. fucin stupid. so i thought fuc it, i only went in there to fuc around a little after a good day of poker wins. there was a lot of people in the pot, i thought i might get lucky and play some roulette just like they were, which i did. since when is poker not a gambling thing?? besides i dont usually play like this. remember that party poker thing dn was on about, a little summat like that. also, i just wanted to unload a little. oh yeah, the funny thing was the chat afterwards, this guy who was all in like three times before, he had the kk and he was miffed. his words were "are u kidding me, ive got kk and your all in with me". that made me laugh so hard!!!!!he left soon after.btw, i hate pokemon...apart from pikachu enjoy! :roll:thats one cute little pokemon! Link to post Share on other sites
daeyeonJtrey 0 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Well it wasn't the funniest thing i've ever heard, though now that you've told the whole story it's amusing. As for a better story, in a $75 live tourney i was avg stack, on the button with 87s and limped after three others did. The sb folds and then the big blind, short stacked, raises all-in (about three times the bb, 2400 or so) and first two players fold. The cut off re-raises all in --- he's big stack and has me covered (4 to 1) --- i study, think, and then yell out... "I KNOW y'all are sharing cards, i got two live ones, F*ck it! I CALL!!!" We turn over and bb had AJo and all in reraiser has A6o. I yell out, "it's over. I will flop an 8 and y'all will lose!" Lo and behold i flop an eight and and the river makes my prophecy come true. The bb called me an idiot, the big stack was livid. I went on to bust the (former) big stack four hands later when i reraised him with AA, he reraises me (he's got 77) back all in, i quick call, and he's out! I also go on to win the tourney and $1500!!! Link to post Share on other sites
leebs12 0 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 wow, i cant believe the crap i have just read. I want my 2 mins back....although the pokemon was funny. Link to post Share on other sites
zedd2005 0 Posted December 25, 2005 Author Share Posted December 25, 2005 Well it wasn't the funniest thing i've ever heard, though now that you've told the whole story it's amusing.  As for a better story, in a $75 live tourney i was avg stack, on the button with 87s and limped after three others did.  The sb folds and then the big blind, short stacked, raises all-in (about three times the bb, 2400 or so) and first two players  fold. The cut off re-raises all in --- he's big stack and has me covered (4 to 1) --- i study, think, and then yell out... "I KNOW y'all are sharing cards, i got two live ones, F*ck it! I CALL!!!" We turn over and bb had AJo and all in reraiser has A6o.  I yell out, "it's over. I will flop an 8 and y'all will lose!" Lo and behold i flop an eight and and the river makes my prophecy come true. The bb called me an idiot, the big stack was livid.  I went on to bust the (former) big stack four hands later when i reraised him with AA, he reraises me (he's got 77) back all in, i quick call, and he's out!  I also go on to win the tourney and $1500!!!i like that nice 1 lol Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 charizard rules! Â wasn't that sh!t woth like $1,000 a few years back? Link to post Share on other sites
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PAYforUSC 0 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 highjack of the year Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I am at least 99.9% sure I've heard something funnier.What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded. Now your at 100%Speaking of being retarded..Right.... because being horrible at grammar is close to drooling and being mentally incapacitated.Right, because all mentally retarded people drool constantly.Just sayin', if you're going to make a joke about retarded people, make sure your grammar is correct. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I am at least 99.9% sure I've heard something funnier.What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded. Now your at 100%Speaking of being retarded..Right.... because being horrible at grammar is close to drooling and being mentally incapacitated.Right, because all mentally retarded people drool constantly.Just sayin', if you're going to make a joke about retarded people, make sure your grammar is correct.Because people won't get it otherwise. I see you point out the stuff of utmost importance. Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Well it wasn't the funniest thing i've ever heard, though now that you've told the whole story it's amusing. As for a better story, in a $75 live tourney i was avg stack, on the button with 87s and limped after three others did. The sb folds and then the big blind, short stacked, raises all-in (about three times the bb, 2400 or so) and first two players fold. The cut off re-raises all in --- he's big stack and has me covered (4 to 1) --- i study, think, and then yell out... "I KNOW y'all are sharing cards, i got two live ones, F*ck it! I CALL!!!" We turn over and bb had AJo and all in reraiser has A6o. I yell out, "it's over. I will flop an 8 and y'all will lose!" Lo and behold i flop an eight and and the river makes my prophecy come true. The bb called me an idiot, the big stack was livid. I went on to bust the (former) big stack four hands later when i reraised him with AA, he reraises me (he's got 77) back all in, i quick call, and he's out! I also go on to win the tourney and $1500!!!Reading this post = -EVI think, I didn't actually read it, but I'm pretty sure. JB Link to post Share on other sites
Hold_Em 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a superman tee shirt you just want to shoot them in the chestWhen they start to bleed go I guess notDon't wear the shirt, wear a shirt that says I bleed if you shoot me in the chestplate, and I will not shoot you in the chest plate.Superbleeder.^^ Funny. OP not funny.deal Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a superman tee shirt you just want to shoot them in the chestWhen they start to bleed go I guess notDon't wear the shirt, wear a shirt that says I bleed if you shoot me in the chestplate, and I will not shoot you in the chest plate.Superbleeder.^^ Funny. OP not funny.dealI had a run in with a guy at the wall. It ended with him going "I'll ****ing kill you!"Oh man, I love Dane Cook. Link to post Share on other sites
flash420 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 if you think that is funny try doing it for a couple of bills or so. Twenty dollars might be a lot on a poker site, but hey i see crap like that all the time in live games. People do weird stuff and it pays off. Maybe you could learn something from this. Or maybe you cant! Link to post Share on other sites
Hold_Em 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a superman tee shirt you just want to shoot them in the chestWhen they start to bleed go I guess notDon't wear the shirt, wear a shirt that says I bleed if you shoot me in the chestplate, and I will not shoot you in the chest plate.Superbleeder.^^ Funny. OP not funny.dealI had a run in with a guy at the wall. It ended with him going "I'll censored kill you!"Oh man, I love Dane Cook.yeah.....nice Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I am at least 99.9% sure I've heard something funnier.What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded. Now your at 100%Speaking of being retarded..Right.... because being horrible at grammar is close to drooling and being mentally incapacitated.Right, because all mentally retarded eat beer cans and post the pics on websites.Just sayin', if you're going to make a joke about retarded people, make sure your grammar is correct. FYP Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I am at least 99.9% sure I've heard something funnier.What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded. Now your at 100%Speaking of being retarded..Right.... because being horrible at grammar is close to drooling and being mentally incapacitated.Right, because all mentally retarded eat beer cans and post the pics on websites.Just sayin', if you're going to make a joke about retarded people, make sure your grammar is correct. FYPThat's his late friend and I believe he has already told you that. I recently nominated Fluffdog87 as the biggest douche in the universe, but you have actually taken over. Good job, douche. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I am at least 99.9% sure I've heard something funnier.What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded. Now your at 100%as many times as I've heard that one, it's still always funny hahahahh OP, you're the man, don't listen to these haters!! You showed those bastards.. think about it. with all those people raising, you know thjey all have big cards, so you KNOW your end of the deck is live!! You played your hand fine.. unconventionally, yes.. but fine.. Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 charizard rules! wasn't that sh!t woth like $1,000 a few years back? it was worth only $20-$30. i remember getting two of them from a few packs i bought one day. one of the happiest days of my life Link to post Share on other sites
pokerplayer24 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 charizard rules! wasn't that sh!t woth like $1,000 a few years back? it was worth only $20-$30. i remember getting two of them from a few packs i bought one day. one of the happiest days of my life Now if that charizard was 1st edition it would be really special and most likely worth a brazillion dollars. Link to post Share on other sites
Teph 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 OP, that was HILARIOUS. Nice story! Link to post Share on other sites
kennyg1966 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 going all in with 5/6 os is kinda funny Link to post Share on other sites
Teph 0 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 OP, that was HILARIOUS. Nice story!sw. Link to post Share on other sites
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