FCPHA: Big Table in the Back

[tall0n 1]

i'm out

[dolfan 0]

West Virginia= Horrible driveIt looks small on the map but it takes forever to get through

I drove through it one time and thought it was actually pretty nice. Yeah it's a long drive, but it was my first time in that part of the country so it was nice to see hills and greenery as opposed to long straight highways and weeds.

I was going to suggest that Brad change his title to Forum Porn Connessieur, but I wasn't sure how to spell it and didn't want to look it up.

Yeah, fuck looking things up, what do I look like? A researcher?

[Whiskey16 1]

Vindication baby!!!!I just looked it up and it's pretty much on the border. I remembered him saying something about "across the river" and sure enough there's a river between Moorhead, MN and Fargo, ND. So even though I was technically wrong about where he lived at least I've satisfied my curiosity and figured out why I was confused.Just for fun, let's go ahead and forget the part where I confused North and South Dakota, though.

Blulff's on his way to see Tommy today....so I've been told.

[GWCGWC 83]

Maybe she already tried that.....and that caused the divorce?

He was here for round 1 of the FCPHA thread.

ahhh, I haven't got to that part. still vatche, around page 1100 of part duex and start reading.

[dolfan 0]

She has had back pain after falling down on some stairs and breaking her tail bone. It compacted a vertibre(sp) which left her unable to do anything physical for the last 3 years. After her surgery, I did everything I could to keep her from lifting anything. She had to stay home from work for 6 weeks and went stir crazy. Started doing things around the house that she should do, like laundry, vacuuming, weeding the flower beds and such. Which only made the healing process take longer.Anyway, her being in constant pain put a lot of stress on the relationship. No way am I saying that her back caused the split, but it certainly was part of the entropic equation of the breakup.

Well that's a tough situation. I'm all for the visit at the hospital, but you don't have to mow her lawn for her.

Ungrateful little bastage.

I blame his parents.

Blulff's on his way to see Tommy today....so I've been told.

That could be one unholy alliance.

[booyaga 0]

ahhh, I haven't got to that part. still vatche, around page 1200 of part duex and start reading.

holy crap...that shiznit happened 800 pages ago?

[renaedawn 1]

He was here for round 1 of the FCPHA thread.

Are you smoking crack? Maybe 1 or 2 posts but no way was he here here for round 1.

[Whiskey16 1]

still vatche, around page XXXX of part duex and start reading.

I don't know that this needs promotion or bookmarking. js

[renaedawn 1]

Blulff's on his way to see Tommy today....so I've been told.

You know you're really not making any IDH points with me by withholding Bluff information and messages from me, right?

[Nikki_N 17]

WOW! It's ok to click for you work folks!

Hmmm. I guess it's hard to work when you're hooked on the smack.

why not? i mean, is it such a BIG deal?and for that matter. what keeps the average woman from just being the biggest whore bag out there! And let's take that stimulus away for the love of christ!

I'm as big of a whore bag as Dave will let me be.

[Whiskey16 1]

You know you're really not making any IDH points with me by withholding Bluff information and messages from me, right?

I actually haven't spoken to Bluff since we went to dinner a few weeks ago. He must have thought I was a tool. I got that information from Tommy. Blame him.

[Painter567 0]

I'm slowly starting to learn that Brad is quite the porn afficianado. (I went with 'afficianado' because I was fairly confident I could spell it, unlike conneisseur which I'm almost positive I can't)

You have no idea son!

[SAM_Hard8 50]

Hmmm. I guess it's hard to work when you're hooked on the smack.I'm as big of a whore bag as Dave will let me be.

he needs to loosen up your leash!turd

[Painter567 0]

I was going to suggest that Brad change his title to Forum Porn Connessieur, but I wasn't sure how to spell it and didn't want to look it up.

Excellent idea~!

[Nikki_N 17]

1st reason I wouldn't do any of that is because of my dad…omg!! If he came across me doing internet porn he would disown me…can't have daddy disowning me…that would be bad.2ndly - its just a little dirty and degrading….especially bangbros…those guys are just bad…I think I have to much respect for myself to ever do that..Now regular porn……...

I'm interested in the being degraded part. Dave worships me so well. He really does, so I guess I long to see the other side. Jeff, get to my room!

[dolfan 0]

he needs to loosen up your leash!

I'm guessing she wouldn't have a problem being on a tight leash.

[GWCGWC 83]

I don't know that this needs promotion or bookmarking. js

It's the way of the Army. If someone has a question about an inside joke, or in this case a fucking tragedy, you tell that person to go read. It's what I did and I expected everyone else to make the same suggestion. That's an awful sore spot to go and poke at, so I was just trying to deflect anymore pain for the persons involved.I wholeheartedly agree with your statement and page XXXX was just a guess.

[Nikki_N 17]

Oh yeah, Happy Anniversary Nik and the Pro.

Diolch!

happy anny nik & dave

Dhanyavaadaalu!

[Painter567 0]

[SAM_Hard8 50]

alright I'm out!see you on the flip side.Turd

[Whiskey16 1]

It's the way of the Army. If someone has a question about an inside joke, or in this case a fucking tragedy, you tell that person to go read. It's what I did and I expected everyone else to make the same suggestion. That's an awful sore spot to go and poke at, so I was just trying to deflect anymore pain for the persons involved.I wholeheartedly agree with your statement and page XXXX was just a guess.

I agree, that if they want to go sift and read, so be it. I just didn't think anyone needed to provide a map is all. That was really all I was saying.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

This is exactly what ended my relationship with the g/f. She just couldn't see herself raising my "stupid ****.ing" kids. Just in case anyone is wondering, that is not the right thing to say to me if you want me to remain in a good mood. My kids mean the world to me.

I'd have had a hard time not punching her in the twat.

Ha. I wasn't even close. I was thinking of North Dakota anyway. Time to go back to geography class.Wasn't he at least near the border of North Dakota?

Right on it, actually.

[mulhs82 2]

hmm, it's a little after 4:30. I think I'm gonna go take 20 minutes to go check the mail.

[dna4ever 2]

Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs,Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs,Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears

[lvpro 0]

Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs,Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs,Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears

I hate you, Alan. I'm going to be singing this fucking song all day now. When my mom used to babysit my younger cousin back in the day, this shit was on constantly.