Jadaki 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 LOL!It was pretty close to the knocked up scene where they do shrooms and go to the show. Same show actually. I snuck pictures of the giant snail to prove it. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 The 50 highest earning American AthletesNearly beyond comprehension that Tiger Woods gets over 90 million dollars every year in endorsements alone.Not surprised he made the list, but I'm a little surprised Mickelson is #2. Didn't realize he made quite that much in endorsements. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 $2.50 pints and only 3 showed up on the bill. Thief! Link to post Share on other sites
Allie 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Before the trip my roommate (facial) was about to buy one of those hoodies, so I was pointing out to him on Wednesday that everyone I saw wearing them in Vegas was either a really old guy trying to be hip (and instead being a douche) or a young euro punk trying to show off (and instead being a douche) so if he wanted to be a douche go right ahead.Fashion memo... if the design of your shirt can be bought as a sticker in a candy shop, it's no longer trendy.Thanks for the fashion tips Mr. FubuHappy Canada Day to the Canooks Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Thanks for the fashion tips Mr. FubuYour welcome. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Thief!They were "gifts" from my bartender. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 What? I shook Scotty Nguyen's hand and asked him if his bling was working. He had a ton of gold and like three buddah's, one of which was made of jade on over his wife beater. He was very nice to us.fmp MondayEveryone drops off shit in my room who is still there. Go eat at Noodle Asia with Henry, Shaver and Nik. Get back in time to catch Jeff leaving, say goodbyes. Hang around while Shaver plays 1/2 and Nik and Henry hit slots. I rip into Henry's strategy at video poker because I was winning for the weekend and he wasn't. I did make quads two times after all. Shaver then Henry bail. Shiva and I hit the 5/10 at the Rio, I run better than he does and book a win. Nik meets us for dinner, we hit some cheap Asian place called Mah Johg. Then we head back to the strip and look for a show to catch. End up seeing a hypnotist at some casino. Shiva tried but failed to get put under, worked on Nik though. She said a guy was into bestiality, I thought of Brett. Wonder around some other casinos and take the monorail back to the Flamingo. Hang in the room till it was time to go to the airport at 4am.Words really can't do it justice and I'm leaving out a ton of details. My favorite trip by far.His wife should have come up on the stage and whooped my suggestible hypnotized ass. I'm a little embarrassed that I publicly insulted a total stranger in such a horrible way. He laughed, though. Yeah, hardly any. It was less than usual, though. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 She said a guy was into bestiality, I thought of Brett.Say what now. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 They were "gifts" from my bartender.Receiving stolen property is still a crime! Thief! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 They were "gifts" from my bartender.Is it a hot female bartender? You should "gift" her back with your tongue, if so. Or your junk. Or both. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 His wife should have come up on the stage and whooped my suggestible hypnotized ass. I'm a little embarrassed that I publicly insulted a total stranger in such a horrible way. He laughed, though.How did a hypnotist get you to say a stranger was into beastiality? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 How did a hypnotist get you to say a stranger was into beastiality?He, uhhhh, HYPNOTIZED, her.dumb sheepfucker. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 How did a hypnotist get you to say a stranger was into beastiality?He told us we could read the mind of someone in the audience and tell what kind of nasty shit they were into. I said something about the guy growing up on a farm. Seriously, l looked at him and that's what popped into my head. I remember the stuff that happened, but it's like remembering something you did when you were extremely hammered. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 How did a hypnotist get you to say a stranger was into beastiality?He put into their heads that they were sex psychics...So when they woke up, they were supposed to point out someone in the crowd and read their sexual thoughts. If it was dirty, they were supposed to raise their hand and Nik's spiked right up.Hypnotist goes over and says "who are you pointing at?"She points out this guy on the side of the stage, mid to late 40's, with his wife there and Nik is shaking her head in disgust.Hypnotist says "what is he thinking?"Nik's response "I've seen a lot of fucked up shit, but I'm pretty sure this guy grew up on a farm"Place is rolling with laughter. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 He, uhhhh, HYPNOTIZED, her.dumb sheepfucker.Hahahahahaha! Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 He, uhhhh, HYPNOTIZED, her.dumb sheepfucker.Oh. Right. That makes sense. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 He told us we could read the mind of someone in the audience and tell what kind of nasty shit they were into. I said something about the guy growing up on a farm. Seriously, l looked at him and that's what popped into my head. I remember the stuff that happened, but it's like remembering something you did when you were extremely hammered. He put into their heads that they were sex psychics...So when they woke up, they were supposed to point out someone in the crowd and read their sexual thoughts. If it was dirty, they were supposed to raise their hand and Nik's spiked right up.Hypnotist goes over and says "who are you pointing at?"She points out this guy on the side of the stage, mid to late 40's, with his wife there and Nik is shaking her head in disgust.Hypnotist says "what is he thinking?"Nik's response "I've seen a lot of fucked up shit, but I'm pretty sure this guy grew up on a farm"Place is rolling with laughter....and this is much more entertaining. Link to post Share on other sites
goldie79 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Blue and I played some 1/2 NL with a wannabe Scotty Nguyen on Saturday night.This guy sits down at the table, absolutely smashed, buys in with casino chips. He loses his buy-in real fast and rebuys again.He gets into a hand with our British Poker Star friend and he knocks all of his chips over. The dealer asks him if he needed help counting/stacking his chips and Scotty tells the dealer to just chill out. Scotty is in seat 10, I'm in 1, Brit is in 2 and Blue is in 4. We all start laughing and the dealer chuckles a little bit at him. Scotty ends up folding but is not happy with the dealer.Scotty calls him a few names and Dealer Dave asks for a Floor person. They call security, but it takes a few minutes for them to arrive. More words were coming from Scotty "you don't respect me? you don't respect me you mother fucker".Scotty asks for the tips he gave the dealer for a previous win, and the dealer tosses him 3 $1 chips back. The security guards show up and escort him out of the poker area "What did I do, tell me what did I do?" (Imagine all this in a Scotty Nguyen accent)5 minutes later Scotty breaks free and comes back to the table and yells at the dealer, the security guards drag him out and manage to cuff him as he hangs on to the podium. Good times. We all wanted him to stay and donate some more money, even the dealer came back and apologized for getting him kicked out. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Gus is looking pretty worn down in general. He's not ripped any more, and he's too skinny.This is so LOL on sooooooooooooooo many levels. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I spend money on toys.Go on... Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Wow, you must be getting some sweet deals because I couldn't even do that in Laramie.I had a small pep pizza and 10-12 IC Light bottles on Saturday night and my tab was $12.50. I love my bartender. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Is it a hot female bartender? You should "gift" her back with your tongue, if so. Or your junk. Or both.Sorry, but no. A dude was working last night. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 He put into their heads that they were sex psychics...So when they woke up, they were supposed to point out someone in the crowd and read their sexual thoughts. If it was dirty, they were supposed to raise their hand and Nik's spiked right up.Hypnotist goes over and says "who are you pointing at?"She points out this guy on the side of the stage, mid to late 40's, with his wife there and Nik is shaking her head in disgust.Hypnotist says "what is he thinking?"Nik's response "I've seen a lot of fucked up shit, but I'm pretty sure this guy grew up on a farm"Place is rolling with laughter.Awesome. I really wish I hadn't missed this. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Brief version of trip report. The expanded version might make my blog later with pics etc... My favorite trip by far.Cause u went there with $$$$$. JS. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Blue and I played some 1/2 NL with a wannabe Scotty Nguyen on Saturday night.This guy sits down at the table, absolutely smashed, buys in with casino chips. He loses his buy-in real fast and rebuys again.He gets into a hand with our British Poker Star friend and he knocks all of his chips over. The dealer asks him if he needed help counting/stacking his chips and Scotty tells the dealer to just chill out. Scotty is in seat 10, I'm in 1, Brit is in 2 and Blue is in 4. We all start laughing and the dealer chuckles a little bit at him. Scotty ends up folding but is not happy with the dealer.Scotty calls him a few names and Dealer Dave asks for a Floor person. They call security, but it takes a few minutes for them to arrive. More words were coming from Scotty "you don't respect me? you don't respect me you mother fucker".Scotty asks for the tips he gave the dealer for a previous win, and the dealer tosses him 3 $1 chips back. The security guards show up and escort him out of the poker area "What did I do, tell me what did I do?" (Imagine all this in a Scotty Nguyen accent)5 minutes later Scotty breaks free and comes back to the table and yells at the dealer, the security guards drag him out and manage to cuff him as he hangs on to the podium. Good times. We all wanted him to stay and donate some more money, even the dealer came back and apologized for getting him kicked out.Nice. I never got the whole story. By the time I got there, security was already talking to him. That was great when they pinned his arms back and slammed him into the podium on the way out of the room.I figured he was trying to steal Dave's lucky charms. Link to post Share on other sites
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