renaedawn 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 nope...it's just gay sexWinner. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I am jealous of your trip to Islands of Adventure. Extremely.Thanks. We have been 3 times in the past year or so. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Odds of Theresa/xx44666xx/Gilbertology posting in the next week? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 *Edit - Are Brett and I racing again? I'm winning today dammit!I win. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 20 questions for my roomy.1. Is your snoring as bad as rumored? - I dunno, I'm asleep. I'm hoping maybe it's gotten better since I lost some weight. I'll bring breathe-right strips, just to play it safe.2. What non-major sport would you like to see become one? - If we're not counting bowling as a sport, I'm gonna go with curling. I've always wanted to learn curling.3. What major sport would you like to never see again? - I could live without NASCAR.4. Would you rather be the most successful minor league ball player ever (think Crash Davis) with some weird small cult following or a mediocre pro that no one would really remember except as filler in baseball card collections, would it change if you get a championship ring from the bench? - Mediocre pro. More money, more security, get to travel more.5. If you could be the coach of any team (college or pro) what team? - Seahawks, obv. I know football better than the other major sports, and Mike Holmgren infuriates me with his awful playcalling sometimes. "Hey guys, let's run a draw to Mack Strong on 3rd and 8. They won't see that coming!" Yeah, coach, they wouldn't see it coming if you didn't use it every week. Idiot.6. Say Renae was holding your family/loved ones hostage and you need to provide a target for a nuclear device in the US, which city would you pick just to destroy the team there? - I was gonna say Pittsburgh, but I wouldn't want to destroy Fryer. I'll go with Oakland. I hate the fucking Raiders.7. Ding Dong's or HoHo's? - Neither. In my fatter (i'm still fat, but less so) days, I wouldn't said whichever one you gave me more of.8. Ever got caught rubbing one out? - I think so... but there's a good chance I've blocked out the bad memories.9. Do you masturbate after a Seahawks loss to make you feel better, or just to help you get to sleep? - I'm supposed to have a reason to masturbate?10. What sporting location do you want to bang a hot chick on? - To borrow from Ludacris, "on the 50 yard line, while the Dirty Birds kick for 3." Although in this case, the Dirty Birds would be the Seahawks, and I wouldn't want to do it while they were kicking a field goal. Empty stadium would be better. Performance anxiety and all. I would totally want the big screens turned on though.11. If you could kill someone and get away with it, would you and who would be your target? - I don't think I could commit a murder, but I wouldn't mind taking a swipe at Lyndon B. Johnson, if he were still alive.12. Bible, mediocre fiction or serious business? - Not a discussion I want to start. To be honest, I haven't really made up my mind. Maybe somewhere inbetween the two.13. If I wear a Cowboys cap in Vegas will you assault me? (sexually?) - Nah. [youcantseethis] yes. [/invisoTEXT] I have a friend up here who's originally from Dallas and claims to be a monster Cowboys fan, though I never heard him mention that before they played the Seahawks in the playoffs. Interesting. Anyway, I had to pass on a playoff ticket for the Boys/Hawks game due to financial reasons, and he took it, and showed up to Qwest Field wearing a Tony Romo jersey. Then he got mad when people gave him shit after Romo botched that snap. Idiot.14. How many partners have you had? Ugh, this answer is embarassing. 1.15. Have you ever cheated on any of your (insert answer from question 14) sexual partners? Nope, but I probably should have. She was a snatch.16. Did you ever do anything really off the wall kinky with any of them or are you pretty much all about meat and potatoes sex? It was pretty meat and potatoes. She was a bit of a prude.17. Pornstar you want to do a scene with? Isabella Soprano.18. Tell us how you really feel about Canada? I like Canada. It's Canadians I could do without. (Just kidding, you crazy Canucks.)19. Favorite Kevin Smith movie? - Tough, but I have to go with Chasing Amy.20. Whats the one thing that instantly turns you off to a woman, assuming you like them and not men? - You're the one asking a bunch of questions about my masturbation habits, pal. Let's re-examine who might like men here. My ultimate turn off... body odor. I'm getting a little sick just thinking about it. Of course, that could also be the bourbon. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Really? Cause I totally saw the Thelma and Louise ending coming in this dream?That might've been coming. I had to get up earlier than normal today. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I "fellow poster". And "fellow poster" PB Cups and Butts. Fellow poster sounds like a dick. He is.Hmmm, I'm gonna do a bit more digging but I think I've almost cracked this one. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 a lot of reconizable names at that table.Dynamite drop-in, Monty. That broadcast school really paid off! Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_Eckleburg 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Actually Renae hasn't looked at it.I did think it was like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife though when I logged in and there was TJ in the thread 1 week before Vegas.I really am making an effort to be around more often!!! I really do like and miss all you guys, especially you, Renae!Busy busy busy... 2 closings end of June, plus a few more listings to take in the next few weeks... and me and the hermanita are driving up to North Carolina to surprise my Dad for Father's Day. Me, her, and the Dog are heading up there this weekend on a surprise visit to take Dad to see Ocean's 13 for Father's Day. They've been gone for 2 weeks so far and will be gone for another two weeks, this time.Are there any other Vegas trips planned this year? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Fellow Poster is pretty hot. He is.Nevermind. Back to the drawing board. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 10. What sporting location do you want to bang a hot chick on? - To borrow from Ludacris, "on the 50 yard line, while the Dirty Birds kick for 3." Although in this case, the Dirty Birds would be the Seahawks, and I wouldn't want to do it while they were kicking a field goal. Empty stadium would be better. Performance anxiety and all. I would totally want the big screens turned on though.My sister's dick looks big on TV. (said in best middle east accent.) Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Retro question to Henry/Blue/Stan/SAM/Jersey/Dustin anyone else that answered questions that I missed, since I still haven't actually asked a question:Logan, Josh, GoldieVegas Army Trip Virgin you'dGamble with / Attend strip club with / you hope they miss their plane Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I win.You always do. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Thanks. We have been 3 times in the past year or so.That's much more often than 1 time in the past 25 years. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 My sister's dick looks big on TV. (said in best middle east accent.)Hey, you took out your horribly offensive racial slur. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 nope...it's just gay sexYour just mad you didn't get sloppy seconds? Link to post Share on other sites
mulhs82 2 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Dynamite drop-in, Monty. That broadcast school really paid off!worth every penny.(cue the ask for a refund joke) Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 14. How many partners have you had? Ugh, this answer is embarassing. 1.There's absolutely nothing that should be embarassing about that. No answer to that question is right or wrong. It's just a measuring stick of where we all are and who we all are in life.More questions for ALD:What do you think is the perfect fruit?Is it possible to do gay porn for a living but still be straight?If you couldn't live in Washington, where in the US would you want to live?If you couldn't live in the US, where in the world would you want to live?Boobs, butts, or legs?Fake tan or pasty white?If you have to be stranded on a desert island for 6 months with 1 army member who would you choose and why?If our plane crashes over the alps, which army member do you eat first and why?If Jeffrey were on fire, would you piss on him to put it out?Superpower you'd most like to have? Would you use it for selfless or selfish reasons?What's the one thing you haven't done yet that you want to before you die?What's the one thing you have already done that you're glad you accomplished before you died?Why do I ask so many questions about death?Who would you do? Brett Favre or Johnny Depp? Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Dearest Logan,1. What is your favorite word? - Bollocks.2. What is your least favorite word? - Melaleuca. I always spell it wrong.3. What turns you on? - On women? Glasses. I have a thing for pretty eyes, and glasses that frame them.4. What turns you off? - Other than body odor? Facial hair. Those could actually be switched around, I think.5. What is your favorite curse word? - Does "Snatchface" count? I've been using that a lot lately.6. What sound or noise do you love? - Qwest Field crowd roar.7. What sound or noise do you hate? - The voice of the senior manager that sits in the office near me. She's so vapid and spacy. A total airhead.8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Screenwriter/Filmmaker9. What profession would you not like to attempt? - Surgeon. I don't think I'd be comfortable with someone else's life in my hands like that.10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - "uhhhh...you got any gum?" (I'd love God to say some off the wall shit. That'd be my kinda God. I show up, and the first thing he does is make a random SNL reference.) Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 You always do. TIIIIIINGLY Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Logan, you're stealing my answers. I figured that might happen. This does not bode well for your bio. By the way...Middle name is Andrew, correct?Born? When/Where?What city do you live in again? Link to post Share on other sites
Velkro 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Ok, 2nd random/scary headline of the day: Woman arrested in testicle attack She wouldn't do well on Fear Factor. Link to post Share on other sites
tall0n 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Are you nervous about losing your army trip virginity? You do realize we've nearly broken The Norm a half a dozen times, right? ONCE!And i did it to myself! pyscho! Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 What exactly is your job, Logan?I ask the hard-hitting stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 ONCE!And i did it to myself! pyscho! Once???? Once?????Let's see, first trip you admitted you might be broken. Nashville you looked pretty green. Kristen tells me you were feeling pretty rough on the boat trip. Second army trip - did we break you that one? Maybe not since Melissa and crew were there. Indy you nearly fell into a birdbath so that's gotta be a mark in the broken column. There's also the 2nd Nashville trip with Jersey where you slept in your clothes. I think that one counts.So next week will be the 6th or half a dozenth time. Link to post Share on other sites
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