getarealjob 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 List rebuttals here for future reference by FCP'ers when faced with a player like Hellmuth who thinks every move he makes is perfect play, and every move you will every make is donk play.Example:Hellmuth-like player: "Mronos alwasy draw." (Hellmuth)Rebuttal: "When I go home at night, I think to myself, "God I wish I was [insert Hellmuth-like player's name]" (Mike Matusow) (sw)List more in this thread... Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Example:Hellmuth-like player: "Mronos alwasy draw."Rebuttal: Rebuttal.....Please learn English Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Just tell him you had a feeling, any player like hellmuth will blow a gasket when they hear that. Link to post Share on other sites
kouta43 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 List rebuttals here for future reference by FCP'ers when faced with a player like Hellmuth who thinks every move he makes is perfect play, and every move you will every make is donk play.Example:Hellmuth-like player: "Mronos alwasy draw."Rebuttal: "When I go home at night, I think to myself, "God I wish I was [insert Hellmuth-like player's name]" (sw)List more in this thread...dont plagiarise matasow comebacks and think no one notices. Link to post Share on other sites
getarealjob 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 List rebuttals here for future reference by FCP'ers when faced with a player like Hellmuth who thinks every move he makes is perfect play, and every move you will every make is donk play.Example:Hellmuth-like player: "Mronos alwasy draw."Rebuttal: "When I go home at night, I think to myself, "God I wish I was [insert Hellmuth-like player's name]" (sw)List more in this thread...dont plagiarise matasow comebacks and think no one notices.You're right, I "plagiarised". My bad. :oops: Link to post Share on other sites
DaBruins 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 (Hellmuth after your AQ sucks out on his AK): What a donkey!Rebuttal: Hee-haw Link to post Share on other sites
getarealjob 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 (Hellmuth after your AQ sucks out on his AK): What a donkey!Rebuttal: Hee-hawYeah, a good way to deflate someone's ego or nitty criticism is to do a reverse psychology rebuttal. Basically, agreeing about how right they are, how much of a donk you are, and how they have so much to learn from them. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 (Hellmuth after your AQ sucks out on his AK): What a donkey!Rebuttal: Hee-hawGood One! Link to post Share on other sites
elkang 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Example:Hellmuth-like player: "Mronos alwasy draw."Rebuttal:I think the proper rebuttal, if you can't do a good joke, is to just smile and agree with them and be happy. I find it drives that type of person just crazier.Also, I added a hyperlink to Paul Phillip's blog where Mronos is the new Jopke. Like 'morans' is on FARK.comIf you don't get an inside internet joke then, it just means you have a life. But, if you try to correct people, when you're just ignorant and probably more like a Hellmuth tool than you realize. Link to post Share on other sites
getarealjob 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 Example:Hellmuth-like player: "Mronos alwasy draw."Rebuttal:I think the proper rebuttal, if you can't do a good joke, is to just smile and agree with them and be happy. I find it drives that type of person just crazier.Also, I added a hyperlink to Paul Phillip's blog where Mronos is the new Jopke. Like 'morans' is on FARK.comIf you don't get an inside internet joke then, it just means you have a life. But, if you try to correct people, when you're just ignorant and probably more like a Hellmuth tool than you realize.good post.Layne Flack is good at it. He has this way of belittling his opponent without being nitty or obnoxious. It might also be because he's probably one of the top ten no limit players in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 i always thought it would be best to say - you're so good i knew the only way i could beat you was to pick two cards and take a shot Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 (Hellmuth after your AQ sucks out on his AK): What a donkey!Rebuttal: Hee-hawGood One! seriously, change your signature. Dylan is the man, but you need a better quote. Seriously, there are literally seventy two billion better Dylan quotes. Pick one. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 how about to live outside the law you must be honest Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Example:Hellmuth-like player: "Mronos alwasy draw."Rebuttal:I think the proper rebuttal, if you can't do a good joke, is to just smile and agree with them and be happy. I find it drives that type of person just crazier.Also, I added a hyperlink to Paul Phillip's blog where Mronos is the new Jopke. Like 'morans' is on FARK.comIf you don't get an inside internet joke then, it just means you have a life. But, if you try to correct people, when you're just ignorant and probably more like a Hellmuth tool than you realize.Sorry.....did not know the whole story :oops: And I assure you I am a tool, but most assuredly am un-Helmuthlike ! Link to post Share on other sites
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