Carl 0 Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I'm more of a fan of the "hot carl"Alright, I'm gonna give this "rainbow" thing another five minutes, and if you don't show up quick, then I am going down to the store and getting a hot-rod magazine. 'Cause they got the chicks with the boobs in there. Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Alright, I'm gonna give this "rainbow" thing another five minutes, and if you don't show up quick, then I am going down to the store and getting a hot-rod magazine. 'Cause they got the chicks with the boobs in there.Well done Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 bumping for 2 reasons:1. ) Most entertaining thread I unearthed looking for the "What happened to Jayson Weber" thread2. ) Someone out there has a Carl joke account? This needs to be used more.. Link to post Share on other sites
ForRealDD 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Didn't read the thread but sex is with a girl I respect/girlfriend. ****ed can be any of the following: No respect/slut (i.e random at party/club)/ raging hormone induced marathon with significant other. Making love....yeah I'm pretty sure my card gets revoked if I use that one. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I call it "pumping it with my Engelbert Humperdinck" Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I call it "pumping it with my Engelbert Humperdinck"so what really went on between you and teneight... Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Yeah, because there's no way she's letting you get away with that unless she loves you.or two girls walking around with a cup Link to post Share on other sites
Vandees 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Hittin skinzTakin skin boat to tuna townWaxin dat azzI listen to a lot of hip hop, but I'm white. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Hittin skinzTakin skin boat to tuna townWaxin dat azzI listen to a lot of hip hop, but I'm white.Me too, but I have never heard the bolded phrase used in hip hop or anywhere else for that matter. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Call it whatever you want, as long as I get off!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Vulcanize the whoopee stickIn the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditchWith the lap rocketBatter dip the cranny axIn the gut lockerRetrofit the pudding hatchOoh la laWith the boink swatterIf i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you thenIn lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent thoughI Brazilian wax poetic so hypotheticallyI don't wanna beat around the bushFoxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloFoxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloMarinate the nether rodIn the squish mittenPower drill the yippee bogWith the dude pistonPressure wash the quiver boneIn the bitch wrinkleCannonball the fiddle coveOoh la laWith the pork steepleIf i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you thenIn lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent thoughI Brazilian wax poetic so hypotheticallyI don't wanna beat around the bushFoxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloFoxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloPut the you know what in the you know wherePut the you know what in the you know wherePut the you know what in the you know wherePut the you know what in the you know where pronto Link to post Share on other sites
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