Canuckickstan 2 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 "I just won $100,000 !!" I hear as I walk into the 7-11 from a guy holding a WPT scratch and win lottery card. He looks across the counter at me and asks"4 of a kind beats a straight right?" I ask if the straight is also a flush and he re-examines the card and says "Yes I won $100,000" So I said "Sorry man, your quads no good" and leave the poor guy almost in tears at the counter still trying to collect his money. Now that's a bad beat !! On the other hand, I was happy that I was able to use my poker knowledge in a real life situation. Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly-Filled Ace 1 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Link to post Share on other sites
93transam 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 "I just won $100,000 !!" I hear as I walk into the 7-11 from a guy holding a WPT scratch and win lottery card. He looks across the counter at me and asks"4 of a kind beats a straight right?" I ask if the straight is also a flush and he re-examines the card and says "Yes I won $100,000" So I said "Sorry man, your quads no good" and leave the poor guy almost in tears at the counter still trying to collect his money. Now that's a bad beat !! On the other hand, I was happy that I was able to use my poker knowledge in a real life situation.lol. the first time i played one of those i thought i won too. exact same thing happened though, i had quads and the dealer or whatever had a straight flush.embarrassing... Link to post Share on other sites
cueball194 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 We have the same type of scratch off in PA, but instead of WPT our are WSOP. I have played 4 of them ($5.00 each) and lost them all. The only good part is you can send in 3 losers for a second chance drawing for an all expenses paid trip to the 2006 WSOP including main event buy-in. Link to post Share on other sites
Bluffs2005 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 "I just won $100,000 !!" I hear as I walk into the 7-11 from a guy holding a WPT scratch and win lottery card. He looks across the counter at me and asks"4 of a kind beats a straight right?" I ask if the straight is also a flush and he re-examines the card and says "Yes I won $100,000" So I said "Sorry man, your quads no good" and leave the poor guy almost in tears at the counter still trying to collect his money. Now that's a bad beat !! On the other hand, I was happy that I was able to use my poker knowledge in a real life situation.Is the lottery slogan, "Play our lottery, it's just like PartyPoker. Just when you think you've won, look again, some donkey called, and hit a runner, runner out!" Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 "I just won $100,000 !!" I hear as I walk into the 7-11 from a guy holding a WPT scratch and win lottery card. He looks across the counter at me and asks"4 of a kind beats a straight right?" I ask if the straight is also a flush and he re-examines the card and says "Yes I won $100,000" So I said "Sorry man, your quads no good" and leave the poor guy almost in tears at the counter still trying to collect his money. Now that's a bad beat !! On the other hand, I was happy that I was able to use my poker knowledge in a real life situation.Is the lottery slogan, "Play our lottery, it's just like PartyPoker. Just when you think you've won, look again, some donkey called, and hit a runner, runner out!"lmao!! Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Right boot to left nut. CHECKMATE! :shock: Poor bastard.Best... Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 How come if I want to swear I have to write "Bass-turd" of 'F'-ing when others can swear with abandon?cansored...censored...censored!!!!!!!Best. Link to post Share on other sites
Mekanic 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Right boot to left nut. CHECKMATE! :shock: .I'm stealing that line and telling everybody I made it up. Hefuknlarious.Good story btw Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Does someone want to let this guy know how to cuss or what? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Does someone want to let this guy know how to cuss or what?No.It's a right of passage. He'll figure it out. Link to post Share on other sites
s_dogg 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 The lottery is a voluntary tax. Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 What kind of sick fuck lottery game designer has losing tickets where you have quads to a sf.Someone should punch that guy right in the balls. Link to post Share on other sites
jtwoms 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 I've always felt a sense of superiority being able to say fuck even though I deserve none or ask for none. Link to post Share on other sites
JacKingOff_suit 0 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 What kind of sick fuck lottery game designer has losing tickets where you have quads to a sf.Someone should punch that guy right in the balls.Just be happy that you didn't scratch a str8 flush then lost to the royal. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 How come if I want to swear I have to write "Bass-turd" of 'F'-ing when others can swear with abandon?cansored...censored...censored!!!!!!!Best.I'll tell you what someone told me:Fuck you.And you can quote me on that. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted August 23, 2005 Author Share Posted August 23, 2005 One time I had a str8 flush and the poor bastard across from me had the A high flush. I felt bad for him as I took all his chips. Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 How come if I want to swear I have to write "Bass-turd" of 'F'-ing when others can swear with abandon?cansored...censored...censored!!!!!!!Best.I'll tell you what someone told me:Fuck you.And you can quote me on that. :wink:See, that's the kind of response I wish I were witty enough to come up with. Link to post Share on other sites
Sundevils21 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Should have raised the turn-Travis Link to post Share on other sites
DontDisturb 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Does someone want to let this guy know how to cuss or what?No.It's a right of passage. He'll figure it out.I don't know about right of passage. I am under 20 posts and I just sat here for 30 seconds previewing different ways to write fuck and figured it out on my own.Not that tough if you ask me. Well, I suppose if you have fucking half a brain. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Exactly. Which is why I am an advocate of not telling people how to cuss. If they can't figure it out, well, that's good information for me to know about them. Link to post Share on other sites
Lrgetrout 1 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Eh. Fuck all of you then, right in the ass. Link to post Share on other sites
case ace 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 What kind of sick fuck lottery game designer has losing tickets where you have quads to a sf.Someone should punch that guy right in the balls.they are called "near misses" and actually have a higher frequency than outright losers. It's designed to keep your faith and keep you playing. It is twisted though, and another way our government is no better than the crooks in vegas Link to post Share on other sites
Coop3369 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Do they have those in New York state because I'm heading to Buffalo Friday with some friends for shopping and Peach Skoal and wouldn't mind playing one of those tickets Link to post Share on other sites
case ace 0 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Do they have those in New York state because I'm heading to Buffalo Friday with some friends for shopping and Peach Skoal and wouldn't mind playing one of those ticketsok....... Link to post Share on other sites
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