Nazareth 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Went through a REAL bad spell for almost 5 straight days last week, and during that time I got beat by some pretty aweful means. I simply could not get hte cards to win for nearly 5 days- My straights got beat, my full houses etc. We've all had time like this I know. I'll give an example here of my worst one during that time- then ask what your worst bad beat mighta been- post it here.During my week from Hades, I though I finally had a hand that was a winner- how wrong I was lol. I had pocket Aces, A A playing NL (Play money). I raised big knowing some would call (Playm oney everyone calls anything lol) and a few dropped out. The flop came: A J:club: J Dream flop.Guy bets big, I raise, he calls- big pot now.Turn: Q I have my full house. Guy bets big, I figure he's either got or is on a flush draw or possibly a straight draw, or trips or something, so I raise. He reraises me all in (the rest of my 120,000 chips- yep, it was a biggie) . The guy had previously raised people all in with mediocre hands, so I figure sure and call.River: Q You guessed it, He had pocket Q's. Sure, it happens, but I'm tellin ya for 5 days steady stuff like this was happening (Though not quite as bad as that)Anyways, I was thinking the other night, and thought up what would be a really bad beat, but I can't rmeember it now- What do you htink The worst Bad Beat would be? Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 AJ vs AK, all in preflop, AJ wins.Duh.sw Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I'm gonna take a pass on this one. Anyone else wanna chime in?A worse bad beat would be beatin' it with sandpaper. Now that's a bad bead. Sorry, I couldn't let it go. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 WHO CARES!?!? IT'S FUCKIN' PLAY MONEY!! Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I'm gonna take a pass on this one. Â Anyone else wanna chime in?A worse bad beat would be beatin' it with sandpaper. Â Now that's a bad bead. Â Sorry, I couldn't let it go.sand in the vaseline sucks too Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I'm gonna take a pass on this one. Â Anyone else wanna chime in?A worse bad beat would be beatin' it with sandpaper. Â Now that's a bad bead. Â Sorry, I couldn't let it go.And then to make it feel better after....some Tabasco and Icy Hot. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I was playing heads up in the final table at WSoP, which also happened to decide for US presidency that year. Because the dealer is a Sh'akr'a of mine, I knew my Ace-King suited would hit a royal flush, and I could tell from there my opponent's got golden boys. So we went all-in, when suddenly one of the spectators took a break from molesting children, and said "sure, I'll play. Will this trust fund for cancer research money do?". The perplexed dealer dealt the turn and river cards, which gave me the absolute pure nuts. As I started grabbing the pot, the spectator, who in the meantime chain-smoked two packets of cigarettes and annihilated a tribe of Native Americans, revealed two Magic: the Gathering cards, yelled "I attack you for 20!", hit me on the head with a hammer and ran away. When I came to, I was laying face-down in a ditch in Mexico with a large scar on my side, and scribbled on my forehead were the words "welcome to the AIDS club". Damned fish. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anonymous Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 i stopped reading when u said "play money" Link to post Share on other sites
goldenteemaster 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Bad beat stories are annoying enough but for play money?!?!? :roll: I'm :oops: for you. Please go find a site where someone might care about a bad beat for play money (if there is one) and stop posting this stuff here. Link to post Share on other sites
Socrates 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 You can't really get beat if you're not playing for anything. Getting beat implies you lost something that meant something to you. If play money means that much to you, you should stick to Monopoly, much less -EV Link to post Share on other sites
Nazareth 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 Yes I know bad beat stories suck- that wasn't really why I posted- Yes- it's play money- so sue me- Just thought it might be neat to see what combo of bad losses that might come up or you've been beat by- wether it was for play or real- sorry to bother you- have a nice day Link to post Share on other sites
flyingmachine 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I was playing heads up in the final table at WSoP, which also happened to decide for US presidency that year. Because the dealer is a Sh'akr'a of mine, I knew my Ace-King suited would hit a royal flush, and I could tell from there my opponent's got golden boys. So we went all-in, when suddenly one of the spectators took a break from molesting children, and said "sure, I'll play. Will this trust fund for cancer research money do?". The perplexed dealer dealt the turn and river cards, which gave me the absolute pure nuts. As I started grabbing the pot, the spectator, who in the meantime chain-smoked two packets of cigarettes and annihilated a tribe of Native Americans, revealed two Magic: the Gathering cards, yelled "I attack you for 20!", hit me on the head with a hammer and ran away. When I came to, I was laying face-down in a ditch in Mexico with a large scar on my side, and scribbled on my forehead were the words "welcome to the AIDS club". Damned fish.Thank you for stopping me from killing myself reading this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
BETNFOOL 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 I was playing heads up in the final table at WSoP, which also happened to decide for US presidency that year. Because the dealer is a Sh'akr'a of mine, I knew my Ace-King suited would hit a royal flush, and I could tell from there my opponent's got golden boys. So we went all-in, when suddenly one of the spectators took a break from molesting children, and said "sure, I'll play. Will this trust fund for cancer research money do?". The perplexed dealer dealt the turn and river cards, which gave me the absolute pure nuts. As I started grabbing the pot, the spectator, who in the meantime chain-smoked two packets of cigarettes and annihilated a tribe of Native Americans, revealed two Magic: the Gathering cards, yelled "I attack you for 20!", hit me on the head with a hammer and ran away. When I came to, I was laying face-down in a ditch in Mexico with a large scar on my side, and scribbled on my forehead were the words "welcome to the AIDS club". Damned fish.is this going to be on espn?????? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Yes I know bad beat stories suck- that wasn't really why I posted- Yes- it's play money- so sue me- Just thought it might be neat to see what combo of bad losses that might come up or you've been beat by- sorry to bother you- have a nice dayI sue you for 500,000 play chips. BAHAHAHAHA Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Yes I know bad beat stories suck- that wasn't really why I posted- Yes- it's play money- so sue me- Just thought it might be neat to see what combo of bad losses that might come up or you've been beat by- sorry to bother you- have a nice dayjust fyi, if you want to see a collection of bad losses, go check out the bad beat forum. Link to post Share on other sites
leejdl 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 that story xto wrote might be the funniest sh it ive read all week. i think the forum for play money bad beat stories can be found at www.michaeljackson.com. He once beat a kid so hard and fast that he had to go to court and pay a lawyer a trunk of money to be found innocent. Now thats a bad beat. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 got it from herehttp://www.parttimepoker.com/poker-humor/e...beatstories.htmfunny stuff on that website Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 There is no such thing as a bad beat in play money. Link to post Share on other sites
PhishForChips 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 i stopped reading when u said "play money" Link to post Share on other sites
RunnerRunnerPoop 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Worst bad beat ever would beYou: Ad AhFlop: Ac As KsYou go all in, and somebody calls. He has Qs 2d.Turn: JsRiver: 10sHe wins with runner runner royal flush.I know this because it happened to me.... in a dream.A DAY DREAM NO LESS!! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Yes I know bad beat stories suck- that wasn't really why I posted- Yes- it's play money- so sue me- Just thought it might be neat to see what combo of bad losses that might come up or you've been beat by- sorry to bother you- have a nice dayI sue you for 500,000 play chips. BAHAHAHAHA2nd. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 i stopped reading when u said "play money"You should really read it, just to grasp how dumb the post really is. Like, when he's raised all-in with aces full in his hand and says "The guy had previously raised people all in with mediocre hands, so I figure sure and call."It's really JFarrell-tacular. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Worst bad beat ever would beYou: Ad AhFlop: Ac As KsYou go all in, and somebody calls. He has Qs 2d.Turn: JsRiver: 10sHe wins with runner runner royal flush.I know this because it happened to me.... in a dream.A DAY DREAM NO LESS!!FYI: The post was a 6/10, but your post name is a 10/10. Link to post Share on other sites
poguemahone68 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Worst bad beat ever would beYou: Ad AhFlop: Ac As KsYou go all in, and somebody calls. He has Qs 2d.Turn: JsRiver: 10sHe wins with runner runner royal flush.I know this because it happened to me.... in a dream.A DAY DREAM NO LESS!!FYI: The post was a 6/10, but your post name is a 10/10.It's iowa's finest Link to post Share on other sites
nutonflop 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 there is way worse, see Dewey Tomko and TJ Coutier. Link to post Share on other sites
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