SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 time to move on shake people. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I'm voting essay because he keeps trying to rally people around other people. god damn charlatan. Changing my vote. Essay it is. McGee next, for not showing proper respect for my long form comedic chops Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 it was a joke ron! Notice I didn't vote you. And ya'll convinced me, Essay it is 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 sure vote for me, a guy who shares everything. meanwhile, shake is having coke fueled sex and giving us nothing. let that slide, go on now. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 hey you haven't shared coke fueled sex stories either Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 yes i did. i gave every detail. i even shared how i almost broke my dick and then still prematurely ejaculated minutes later. so i feel like i shared it all. you gave us nothing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 sure vote for me, a guy who shares everything. meanwhile, shake is having coke fueled sex and giving us nothing. let that slide, go on now. I don't believe you share everything. If that is indeed everything, I'd immediately consider suicide Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 i share everything that needs to be shared. if i had sex you can bet your ass i'd share almost every detail. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 yes i did. i gave every detail. i even shared how i almost broke my dick and then still prematurely ejaculated minutes later. so i feel like i shared it all. you gave us nothing. Dude, the phrase "premature ejaculation" should never be followed by "minutes later." If it's minutes later when you cum, that's the entire movie. Deal with it ladies. That's a victory. Also, my suicide joke made me think of the Dolphins thing. Out of context, I would seem like a horrible twat Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 i share everything that needs to be shared. if i had sex you can bet your ass i'd share almost every detail. My pants are down, waiting Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Dude, the phrase "premature ejaculation" should never be followed by "minutes later." If it's minutes later when you cum, that's the entire movie. Deal with it ladies. That's a victory. if you'd read the story, or had a young mans memory, you'd recall that after i jammed my below average penis into her butt and went limp, i took a few minutes off. then, when we started back up again i finished prematurely. the minutes later was mostly filled with her calling me a pussy and getting mad. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Shoulda ate her pussy while finger fcking her twat and ass You gotta recover and use all tools available. Are you a little scared to eat the vag and ass area? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 i was back then. NOT ANYMORE THOUGH BABY. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 the irony of course is that no woman will let me near the market. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 You don't wait for an invite. You invite yourself Did you see that Rob Ford clip on the daily show? Of him talking about eating pussy? That fat fck is my hero Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 welp, the tyde has turned against cane. Sorry bruh. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Fckin McGee. My namesake (different spelling) but dammit, I love that guy. (Ever since he fixed the typos 7 years ago) Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 can someone translate, ron's been drinking Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 daddy drank. daddy couldn't type but daddy could drink. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I won't forget this injustice. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I won't forget this injustice. I see you voted TheMachine this round, but to be fair, I'm the one who started the run, so you should join team CHEST and autovote me every round. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 CaneBrian???? Go to hell essay. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 i seriously thought it was brian. it feels like the last 8 years have been a lie. this same thing happened with poppy hillis. i thought it was poppy HILLS for the longest time. our relationship was never the same after i learned to read. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 My name isn't Brian. Jfc. Thank you mex, for the loyalty. The rest of you can go to hell. I can't believe I couldn't beat fake-wang. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 How do you think I feel? I couldn't beat a crazy Jew Lawyer that hasn't posted regularly in the sick thread for years. BTW, I used a hard J in my head. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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