Meet With God

[El Guapo 8]

I thought it was hilarious, because it was hilarious.

[Spademan 94]

[Syntonic 0]

Green is the color of jealousy. Upright and attentive connotes existing or being.

LOL. In that case, yes, it is hilarious.That thought was separate from the original question as speedz pointed out, but it was rather unclear. I appreciate the thorough deconstruction and diagrams.

[Spademan 94]

LOL. In that case, yes, it is hilarious.That thought was separate from the original question as speedz pointed out, but it was rather unclear. I appreciate the thorough deconstruction and diagrams.

yw

[LongLiveYorke 38]

I'm not jealous of God, I'm jealous of Spademan.

[Syntonic 0]

I'm not jealous of God, I'm jealous of Spademan.

Will answer math problems for food, eh?I have a word problem for you, if you're interested:Let's say you have 10 containers of jelly beans. Each container contains a very large amount of beans. Some jars contain beans that weigh 1 gram and others contain beans that weigh 1.1 grams. Using a digital scale - that is, you just put something on it and it tells you the weight - how can you use the scale only one time to determine which jars contain jelly beans which weigh 1.1 grams?

[Randy Reed 0]

I thought it was hilarious, because it was hilarious.

HAHAHA

[LongLiveYorke 38]

Let's say you have 10 containers of jelly beans. Each container contains a very large amount of beans. Some jars contain beans that weigh 1 gram and others contain beans that weigh 1.1 grams. Using a digital scale - that is, you just put something on it and it tells you the weight - how can you use the scale only one time to determine which jars contain jelly beans which weigh 1.1 grams?

Does "Take a bean out and weigh it" count as an answer?

[Nikki_N 17]

Your point is moo

Like a cow's opinion!

[Nikki_N 17]

I don't believe that Santa Clause exists

That's just crazy talk! You must hate presents!

I like the baby Jesus better.

I like the baby Jesus best, myself, but I'm also partial to the Buddy Christ.

[crowTrobot 2]

i'd rather go to hell than worship radiohead

[Syntonic 0]

Does "Take a bean out and weigh it" count as an answer?

No. You have to determine which (if any) jars contain 1.1 gram beans with one use of the scale. All jar weight contents must be known, not just one.

[vbnautilus 48]

Can you add them to the scale one at a time?

[Syntonic 0]

Can you add them to the scale one at a time?

Nope. You can put whatever onto the scale, but you can't add or remove and then read from it again. That would be equivalent to using it more than once.

[Balloon guy 158]

Nope. You can put whatever onto the scale, but you can't add or remove and then read from it again. That would be equivalent to using it more than once.

Can you pray for the answer?

[BaseJester 1]

Will answer math problems for food, eh?I have a word problem for you, if you're interested:Let's say you have 10 containers of jelly beans. Each container contains a very large amount of beans. Some jars contain beans that weigh 1 gram and others contain beans that weigh 1.1 grams. Using a digital scale - that is, you just put something on it and it tells you the weight - how can you use the scale only one time to determine which jars contain jelly beans which weigh 1.1 grams?

Do we have any other assets? Perhaps a wheel barrow?

[Sick Boy 0]

Can you pray for the answer?

I lold harder at this than I shouldve.I terms of the wierd riddle, can you get other people to help you?

[LongLiveYorke 38]

Let's say you have 10 containers of jelly beans. Each container contains a very large amount of beans. Some jars contain beans that weigh 1 gram and others contain beans that weigh 1.1 grams. Using a digital scale - that is, you just put something on it and it tells you the weight - how can you use the scale only one time to determine which jars contain jelly beans which weigh 1.1 grams?

Oh, then it's something like:Take 1 bean from jar 1, 10 from jar 2, 100 from jar 3, etcOr something like that. I'm too tired (hung over) to see if that works exactly, but the answer is along those lines.

[Syntonic 0]

Oh, then it's something like:Take 1 bean from jar 1, 10 from jar 2, 100 from jar 3, etcOr something like that. I'm too tired (hung over) to see if that works exactly, but the answer is along those lines.

Yes, that should work. I was looking powers of two (1,2,4,8..) from each jar, but this will work too.If you give me your address I'll send you a ham sandwich or something.

[speedz99 145]

Can you pray for the answer?

I'm pretty sure even your god isn't that personal.

[HollywoodAFD 0]

Interesting topic for a short story.

ThisBut I meet with God every day.First thing I always say...."I'm sorry"

[speedz99 145]

When I want to start apologizing to someone every day I'll get married.

[HollywoodAFD 0]

When I want to start apologizing to someone every day I'll get married.

EEeewwwwww

[SuitedAces21 2,723]

When I want to start apologizing to someone every day I'll get married.

huzzah!

[LongLiveYorke 38]

If you could meet with God for 15 minutes what would you say/do?

I would say, "You're boring. When can I leave you to go talk to Shakespeare, Einstein, Fitzgerald, Hemmingway, Salinger, Feynman, Kant, Lawrence, Twain, Picasso, and others?"