Knollie919 0 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 well i ran good the last two days so im gonna give some back post ur sn and something entertaining Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 MaxStPolish....my dog ate my bankroll. Link to post Share on other sites
JSpencer 0 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 MaxStPolish....my dog ate my bankroll.You too? Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Pickup line: First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.Mulchick (Auckland) Link to post Share on other sites
Lord_anarchy 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 pandemonic (Vernon)try reading this thread without laughing...you cant http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-...ys-room-557714/ Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 pandemonic (Vernon)try reading this thread without laughing...you cant http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-...ys-room-557714/ didn't even crack a smilethenThe complete military history of France --- Gallic Wars- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]- Hundred Years War- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.- Italian Wars- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.- Wars of Religion- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots- Thirty Years War- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.- War of Revolution- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.- The Dutch War- Tied- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.- War of the Spanish Succession- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.- American Revolution- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."- French Revolution- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.- The Napoleonic Wars- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.- The Franco-Prussian War- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.- World War I- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.- World War II- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.- War in Indochina- Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu- Algerian Rebellion- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.- War on Terrorism- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.laughed for like 10 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 May I haz one?Something entertaining I saw last night was a 'Washington Mutual' building, except part of the sign was burnt out and it sad 'Was Mutual'I loled. Did you? Link to post Share on other sites
pauld22 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I'll take one.loopy22 (Akron) Link to post Share on other sites
herly33 1 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 was gonna ask for one but 2 late now gl to your horsies Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 was gonna ask for one but i forgot which account to useFYP Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 yea def hit up the bar and forgot to check back on this before i left ill be doing this tomorrow after work so check back then Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 yea def hit up the bar and forgot to check back on this before i left ill be doing this tomorrow after work so check back thenFAIL Link to post Share on other sites
Ship_itt 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Pickup line: First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.Mulchick (Auckland)i asked a girl if i could buy her a drink. she said "i have a boyfriend."i replied, "i have a goldfish."she says, "what?"i said, "oh im sorry, i thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter."glglgl to your horses Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 i asked a girl if i could buy her a drink. she said "i have a boyfriend."i replied, "i have a goldfish."she says, "what?"i said, "oh im sorry, i thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter."glglgl to your horsesYOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 i asked a girl if i could buy her a drink. she said "i have a boyfriend."i replied, "i have a goldfish."she says, "what?"i said, "oh im sorry, i thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter."glglgl to your horses How about: That's a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex? Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 How about: That's a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex? Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 U say that now, but I'll have u know I got laid when I used that line.Swish.EDIT: by a girl.EDIT: a sexually attractive girl. Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 FAILand there goes ur stake Link to post Share on other sites
sKIjaKuDa 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 i asked a girl if i could buy her a drink. she said "i have a boyfriend."i replied, "i have a goldfish."she says, "what?"i said, "oh im sorry, i thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter."glglgl to your horses Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 and there goes ur stakeeat my ass with a spoon Link to post Share on other sites
Knollie919 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 naa im to busy with ur girlfriend who i still have no idea how u landed Link to post Share on other sites
sKIjaKuDa 0 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 eat my ass with a spoon Link to post Share on other sites
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