ajs510 122 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 The books says when you play against drunken degenerate free wheelin betting maniacs, PLAY LIKE A ROCK. Somehow the book doesnt tell ya how to play 8-5 off gainst the those kind of m.............s. Had it ten times during the afternoon. Not kidding.Being the only sober player at 3 in the morningmade up for the afternoon though.For shame!<grin>Actually, I'm impressed anyone came out of that bar remotely sober. Link to post Share on other sites
TulaneFlyr 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 The books says when you play against drunken degenerate free wheelin betting maniacs, PLAY LIKE A ROCK. Somehow the book doesnt tell ya how to play 8-5 off gainst the those kind of m.............s. Had it ten times during the afternoon. Not kidding.Being the only sober player at 3 in the morning made up for the afternoon though.I felt like standing up after reading that and saying "dude, I wasn't that drunk!?!?" I won both ways, so whatever You faced me stone sober and moderately drunk. . . . I think eventually I woulda donked it all off drunk, but you guys ended the game too early! I am SO feeling Layne Flack that evening. Dangerous when intoxicated! Link to post Share on other sites
Untilted 158 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 $50 parlay. John talked me into it.Washington WIN against PittsburghWAS/PIT UNDER 5.5LAA WIN Against KC and Greinke Risk $50 to win 299.07Your welcome Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 Thank you John.Inplay bet with Canucks down 2-1.Vancouver WIN (3.9) against Chicago (2 way moneyline)Risk $50 to win $145 Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 Thank you John.Inplay bet with Canucks down 2-1.Vancouver WIN (3.9) against Chicago (2 way moneyline)Risk $50 to win $145 hmmmmmmmm FML Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 You should have waited for them to go down 3-1 before you bet! Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 LOL, I would have had like a 2 minute window to make the bet. I was going to put another $25 once they were down 3-1, the odds were like 7.8. Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Limit 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 hmmmmmmmm FML Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 Shane O Brien!!!!!! I'm drinking Rickard's White with my roomate farting, we're ordering KFC. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Shane O Brien!!!!!! I'm drinking Rickard's White with my roomate farting, we're ordering KFC. WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeThat's not going to help the farting. Well I mean it will help him fart more, but it won't help you. Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Limit 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Shane O Brien!!!!!! I'm drinking Rickard's White with my roomate farting, we're ordering KFC. WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHAHAHAHA win Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 I have the biggest craving for butter sandwiches with a side of Ray stealing my duvet Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I have the biggest craving for butter sandwiches with a side of Ray stealing my duvetWere you really naked? If so that's pretty funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 I dunno, I was naked when I was barfing, so unless I took off my boxers before barfing bc I didn't want to get them dirty, but I don't think I did. I can't really see myself worrying about puking on my wee wee enough to first take my boxers off, and then puke. So yeah I guess I was naked, I'm not sure though. I don't know. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 Biatch runs so bad in hockey bets and parlays. FML Link to post Share on other sites
TulaneFlyr 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I dunno, I was naked when I was barfing, so unless I took off my boxers before barfing bc I didn't want to get them dirty, but I don't think I did. I can't really see myself worrying about puking on my wee wee enough to first take my boxers off, and then puke. So yeah I guess I was naked, I'm not sure though. I don't know.OK, am I the only one who threw up a little in my mouth with this visual in their head? Its not an attack on you Dan, just the image itself. . . . *SHUDDER* BTW - The girl from the lobby. . . REAL . . . put both the asian bar girl and Katie to shame. This girl was WAY WAY WAY too hot for you though Dan DEFINATELY fighting out of your weight class, sir! I don't know how you spent so much time with her. Maybe because she was stupid and thought you were local after you told her you were from Ottawa!!! ****** Also, You are a pussy who can't hang with real drinkers! (SOMEONE needed to say it!!!! ) That is a quote from my wife With her expecting Squirt and all, she can't show you what REAL drinkers can do, but . . . . she heard the stories of the weekend and called you a big pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Mike, you're underestimating Biatch. This guy is with a new girl like every month, and they're always 19 years old, and smoking hot. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Mike, you're underestimating Biatch. This guy is with a new girl like every month, and they're always 19 years old, and smoking hot.Nice friggen life! Link to post Share on other sites
rinswun 6 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Nice friggen life!dont worry ray, sounds like you could score some hot 19 year old dudes too Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Mike, you're underestimating Biatch. This guy is with a new girl like every 2 months, and they're always 19 years old, and slutty.Ah the good old days. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 dont worry ray, sounds like you could score some hot 19 year old dudes too Thanks I think... Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Mike, you're underestimating Biatch. This guy is with a new girl like every month, and they're always 19 years old, and smoking hot.$200/hour? Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I am very jealous and will start my own degen thread.... Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 Day 16 Balance: $1150Pissed off at the NHL. I suck at betting with them. Never touching an NHL game again in my life. Going with the tried and true. Baseball my friends, baseball. Going big or going home.San Diego Padres to WIN ML (2.25) @ Chicago CubsRisk $150 to win $187.50Pittsburgh Pirates to WIN ML (2.00) vs St. Louis Cardinals Risk $400 to win $400To address a few of the questions/comments in the barbershop:Mike's wife from New Jersey says:You can't drink, you're a f*ckin pussyYes, m'am you are correct. I am a lightweight. I don't go out drinking rarely enough as I used to a couple months ago. I used to go like 3 or 4 times a week, and was a night owl. Now I'm a morning person and get up every morning at like 5am, even if I don't work. I think I'm getting old, I keep checking every morning for wrinkles. I apologize though and will try a lot harder next time.Arp from Toronto says:Do you rent 19 year olds to have sex with at $200/hr?No, not by choice though. I'm too poor to afford $200 classy escorts. If I could afford it though, I would likely do it to see what this all is about. I still don't understand how it is legal. Steve from somewhere in the States says:Bitcccch, have a baby with a girl, then give me the baby.Yes, these are my readers ladies and gents, these are my readers... Link to post Share on other sites
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