Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 Frick, foiled again like aluminum. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 Watching Biatch play a sit and go, the most exciting thing EVER.I got screwed when Chris put that $60 bounty on my head Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Watching Biatch play a sit and go, the most exciting thing EVER.OH yeah I totally forgot about that, that was fricken hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I got screwed when Chris put that $60 bounty on my headIt wasn't a bounty, I just took action against your blind shove with 1/2 the chips in play in your stack. It seemed like a good bet.... Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 lol, it was the TSN turning point. My stack went all downhill after that. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 For anybody in the hotel, me and zach, and ray are just sitting here. Somebody come play with us bring poker chips or something.It's raining, we're watching forrest gump, I'm eating jerk chicken, Ray is eating a steak, and Zach is eating a butter sandwich. Somebody come play with us. Call Zach Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 For anybody in the hotel, me and zach, and ray are just sitting here. Somebody come play with us bring poker chips or something.It's raining, we're watching forrest gump, I'm eating jerk chicken, Ray is eating a steak, and Zach is eating a butter sandwich. Somebody come play with us. Call ZachHoly shit this was one of the funniest things I've seen, hahahahaha. Link to post Share on other sites
TulaneFlyr 0 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Holy shit this was one of the funniest things I've seen, hahahahaha.I am in 2713 and getting showered up and have chips and cards. . . . What up!?!? Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I am in 2713 and getting showered up and have chips and cards. . . . What up!?!?Come on down we'll play poker or something. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 John is coming in 30 too, to room 2415, adam and his wife might come too, so we can have a bigger game Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 $50 parlay. John talked me into it.Washington WIN against PittsburghWAS/PIT UNDER 5.5LAA WIN Against KC and GreinkeRisk $50 to win 299.07 Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 I'm a degenUNDER 9.5 Atlanta/PhillyRisk $200 to win 190.48 Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 Thank you UNDER 9.5Onto the parlay and the Nationals Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 10, 2009 Author Share Posted May 10, 2009 Day 1 Balance: $200.00Day 2 Balance: $186.70Day 3 Balance: $150.80Day 4 Balance: $150.80Day 5 Balance: $236.28Day 6 Balance: $224.47Day 7 Balance: $174.47Day 8 Balance: $274.49Day 9 Balance: $159.47Day 10 Balance: $464.84Day 11 Balance: $527.34Day 12 Balance: 794.64Day 13 Balance: $744.64Day 14 Balance: $1020.64 (goal of 1000, reached, next goal 3000)Day 15 Balance: 1274.122-Way ParlayOrlando Magic ML against Boston CelticsBoston Red Sox (-1.5) against Tampa Bay Devil RaysRisk $74.12 to win 181.11Biatch's Blog of the WeekendFriday10:00am: Some dude in a Penguins Jersey picked me up. 11:35am: Zach and I stop at McDonalds, we order two quarter pounders, two large drinks, two large fries, one double cheeseburger, one bacon double cheeseburger, comes out to $20, something. Zach says that wrong. Sure enough it was, we get $2.30 back. Go figure. 2:45pm: Meet up with three FCP dudes at the bar at the lobby of the Westin, Ray and Brent are two guys there, but I shake the other guys hand first, who I don't know who it is. It's Mike, awkward! LOL, just kidding, Mike's an awesome dude. Poker machine this weekend. 6:30pm: Sev is making fun of Eddie Shack on the way to the tourney. Pretty funny stuff. Makes fun of his shirt, something about his wife picking it out. Shack is a wreck. 7:15pm: I busted Keith Primeau for the 2nd time, with 5 6 offsuit to make a runner runner straight against his trip queens. Booooooyaskahsa.7:20pm: I busted out. 8:30pm: I play in a SnG, showing Serge my cards before my hand, then never looking at my cards again, and just going all in. Did well for a bit, then I busted out. 10:45pm: Went to some bar, nothing too crazy. 11:25pm: Ray and Zach talk about putting their balls in my mouth and then making love with Ovechkin inside a jigsaw puzzle. Yeah, I have no idea.Saturday 11:00am: Wake up, and get some jerk chicken across the road. Convince Ray to make bets online. Ray eats some steak, Zach eats a couple butter sandwiches. 2:00pm: Poker starts in the lobby of the Westin. $20 buy in cash game, dealers choice. Adam, Adam's wife, biatch, ray, zach, mike, john, and steve. I am going to f*cking destroy these punk ass bitches. 3:40pm: I am down $120, f*ck this shit. 6:45pm: Arrive at the bar. There's a sucker bet on the menu between large and small chicken wings. I ask the waitress about the sucker bet. 6:50pm: Ray buys a round of girl shots. Hooooooray. We get a couple pitchers of Rickard's White. Hoooooray.6:55pm: I owe John a shot, so he gets us a shot of something manly. Yuccccccck. 7:00pm: Ben and I share some chicken balls and feed each other with forks. We're not homos. (Steve, don't post that picture!)7:10pm: I buy a round of more girl shots. Hooooray. More pitchers of Rickard's White. Hooooooray.7:30pm: Prop degenerate bets happen. Random shit like which faceoff dot the next puck will be on, who will score the next goal, who will make the next slap shot, and my personal favourite, which end the puck will be in at the end of the period. I always ended up with the f*ckin neutral zone on that bet and got screwed. Degenerate bets cost me about $100. FML. 10:34pm: Daniel Sedin gets a penalty, John owes us all shots. Man shots again. Barf. 10:35pm: We hold a snake draft for who scores the first goal. $5 bucks each. Each period, it ups $5 bucks. Mike drafts Kesler and Sundin.10:36pm: Kesler scores, he wins $40.11:25pm: Sundin scores, he wins $80. Mike runs amazing.12:01pm: I beat Steve at pool for $5 bucks, I'm a beast. Ray and Steve then beat me and Adam's wife for $10. F*ck. 3:00am: I'm already asleep feeling sick. Zach comes in. I want to barf but don't want Zach to see me barf, so I wait for him to leave. He then comes back bc he forgets something, so I jump back on my duvet. He leaves. I barf. Yes. Happiness. 4:30am: Zach and Ray come back, talking about making love with a duvet. Ray tries to get my duvet, I give him the evil eye. Ray is scared. It's ok, imaginary hug in my head. They order too much food. Only words I can remember are evil eye, Zach's sister, and something about a vegetarian midget. Sunday8:00am: I wake up at 8, bc I'm a morning person, so I go downstairs to lobby to drink Starbuck and browse the internet since beavis and butthead (Ben and Zach) need their beauty sleep. 9:25am: I meet this random girl, she's cute. We talk, cool beans!10:38am: Meet Mike on the way out, introduce him to random girl, make fun of Milbury, say our goodbyes. 11:15am: See Steve on the way out, introduce him and his wife to random girl still sitting with me. Say our goodbyes.11:45am: Text Zach to wake up since check out is at noon.12:01pm: Introduce Zach to random girl, who thinks I live in Toronto. Even though I gave her my Ottawa number, and it starts with 613. We leave.5:30pm: Text from random girl to hang out sometime, too bad I live in Ottawa, lol.7:24pm: Back to Ottawa, miss my bed. It's much better then the floor. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 10, 2009 Author Share Posted May 10, 2009 oh yeah I lost a bet somewhere to Steve and had to buy him a f*ckin $15 dacquiri. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Awesome write-up. Did you give imaginary girl an imaginary hug? Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 LOL she is real! I swear. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 Quiet Benajmin Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Quiet Benajminyou came up with Ben because of Benjamin Linus?I guess I see that, but Ray is just too nice. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I think I was the only one who didn't see her :(How did you come up with Ben by the way? I don't really get it but it's funny! Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 you came up with Ben because of Benjamin Linus?I guess I see that, but Ray is just too nice.That's because I haven't had to use you for personal gain yet. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 I have no idea how I came up with Ben. You tell me. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I think I was the only one who didn't see her :(How did you come up with Ben by the way? I don't really get it but it's funny!She was pretty good looking. I am glad I didn't barf on her. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 She was pretty good looking. I am glad I didn't barf on her.Would you have barfed on her if she was ugly? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Would you have barfed on her if she was ugly?It might have pushed me over the edge so i will say YES Link to post Share on other sites
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